Hey People Did You Know John McCain Is Still Pro Life?

A lot of people think John McCain supports abortion rights and other things many ladies care about, even though he doesn't support these things. One of those confused people is McCain's potential lady running-mate Carly Fiorina. On Monday, she said, "There are many health insurance plans that will cover Viagra but won't cover birth control medication. Those women would like a choice." But of course John McCain voted twice against legislation that would require insurance companies to cover birth control. Because seriously gals, just keep it in your pants!

Oh and also recently she said John McCain "has never signed on to efforts to overturn Roe vs. Wade" even though he has promised repeatedly to appoint Supreme Court judges who would overturn Roe vs. Wade.

Carly Fiorina will soon be banished to work on a chain gang with Charlie Black,   Rick Renzi,   Peter Keating and a bunch of Iranian cigarette addicts until President Obama's second swearing-in. Meanwhile, John McCain will be gobbling free Viagara and chasing Cindy around his Exclusive Sedona Ranch.

 Carly Fiorina's fuzzy McCain-speak [Los Angeles Times]