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Does John McCain’s Platform Include Manual Pleasure?

Anybody who’s too old for the MyFace has probably used LinkedIn to connect with friends and colleagues. You can also ask your Professional Pals questions, like this one.

Answer: Absolutely.

Thanks to Wonkette Operative Essron for bringing this to our attention. [LinkedIn]


4:50 PM on Wed July 9 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:55 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Answer:
    Only if you are a high-ranking Conservative.

  2. Quacker says at 4:55 pm, July 9th, 2008

    IIRC, R. Lee Ermey would be the expert on this….

  3. Quacker says at 4:56 pm, July 9th, 2008

    or Larry Craig….

  4. Buffy and Hildegard says at 5:06 pm, July 9th, 2008

    “Daniel J”’s answer, “A reach around what?” made me giggle.

  5. Jason says at 5:12 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Buffy and Hildegard: I’m with you. Who doesn’t know what a “reach around” is?

  6. Jason says at 5:14 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Quacker: I don’t think so. Larry and John aren’t friend, though, so I might suspect John giving Larry a stroke or two. http://www.freedomspeaks.com/official/larry-e-craig/federal.us-legislative-senate.id-1

  7. LBOtomist says at 5:44 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Dear Wonkettez - I can haz more freedomzspeakz pleaze?

  8. Anita Cocktail says at 6:23 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Even Ann Coulter’s man-hands could not provide a reach-around colossal enough to atone for the ass-fucking this country’s been getting for the last 7.5 years.

    I guess I should add “IMHO.”

  9. tonyAZ82 says at 8:44 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Of course not. Common courtesy is not the style of republicans. You’d be lucky if they use lube.

    From Full Metal Jacket: “I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” I’d let you infer the meaning of a reach around

  10. Johnny Zhivago says at 8:48 pm, July 9th, 2008

    Quacker: That would be a “reach under”

  11. Revmachine21 says at 10:09 am, July 10th, 2008

    Of course not. He’d gladly nail your ass. Way to selfish for you to get any pleasure from it.

  12. teebob2000 says at 1:47 pm, July 10th, 2008

    Anita Cocktail: I guess I should add “IMHO.”

    ‘Zat 1337 for “I’m a homo??”

    Kids and their funny talkin’…

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