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BEST DREAM TEAM SINCE '92 USA BASKETBALL: Former Clinton chief strategist and irreparable dipshit Mark Penn is hiring a new vice chairwoman for his elitist Burson-Marsteller PR firm, and it's Eleanor Roosevelt. Just kidding, it's worse! He is hiring famous Bush loyalist Karen Hughes as his vice chairwoman, where she will "provide crisis communications consulting and advice to corporate clients." What a catch! Karen Hughes has a well detailed background as aP.R. mastermind. [ NYT/The Caucus ]