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Our Wonkette operative in Los Angeles writes: “Front page, scroll down to the quote area right above the video player, http://www.latimes.com.” Ha, dumb! [Opinion LA]
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“Dumb Jonah Goldberg Writing” - redundant AND oxymoronic, all at once.
all in a day’s work.
I have never felt so honored until we were acknowledge by the LATimes
btw, Ken, THANK GOD you posted something new. I’ve been going stir crazy for the last few hours
Note to self: stop trying.
Wonderful!
Wow, I just started that Jonah Goldberg article…you pretty much nailed it.
Newell/Wonkette = smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart
One of the worst things about Obama is that he shifts thinking’s people’s sympathies from the likes of Wonkette to the likes of douchebag Jonah Goldberg.
Gormogon: “thinking’s people’s”? Are you sure you know of whom you speak?
Can Jonah Goldberg’s public service be 150 hours of digging up dirty typos for Wonkette?
Darehead: S-M-R-T!
AxmxZ: That’s fucking hilarious.
And in the other responses listed, Goldberg got more thoughtful consideration than that essay deserved. He is truly the Florence Foster Jenkins of conservative thought.
Goldberg should have called his article “Flamebait Fish in a Really Nice Barrel.”
Goldberg should call his next column, “I can’t fucking believe I’ve milked a semen-stained black dress this far”.
We should look at it from Jonah’s perspective. That is probably the best review he has ever gotten.
So I couldn’t finish reading the article because there was this really creepy picture of a child with a cleft palate on it. Did Jonah manage to squeeze a Hitler reference in there? Arbeit macht frei!
trai_dep: Blue dress. It was a blue dress. You can take a blue dress much farther, politically, than a black one.
We need more honest reporting like this.
Is Jonah Goldberg the reason the jooz don’t like Barry?
Long, yet pithy. Brief, yet wordy. And it’s all the same word.
Dreadful Gate: No. He is, however, the reason we don’t like Jonah Goldberg.
I love how that makes Wonkette seem more erudite than it actually is.
That’s what the internet is all about. I feel like I really saved time by reading the Wonkette rebuttal instead of the original argument by this trust-funded whelp prowling the ruins of what was once the LA Times.
Now that’s some damn fine journalism right there.
Since LA Times published the article, putting this on their front page is the most fantastic diss ever. I bet Jonah Goldberg is crawled up in a fetal position and weeping right now. Cry, Jonah, cry!
jagorev: <i I bet Jonah Goldberg is crawled up in a fetal position and weeping right now. Cry, Jonah, cry!
And no one with a camera phone to tape it. Fate is cruel.
Hey Wonkette, while we’re taking down fat fucks who only got their scribble-gigs because of strings pulled by their more famous mommies, can we take a run at Canada’s national shame David Frum?
He’s easily as retarded as Goldberg, just as self-righteously bloated with self-importance, just as hilariously wrong about everything that he “writes” about, and will forever dine out on the fact that he coined two of the three words in “axis of evil.”
Can we keep an eye peeled, and a harpoon handy, for that dipshit’s “literary” output too? He’s LNS with bigger words, but half the class.
http://www.davidfrum.com/aboutfrum.htm
I always thought Goldbberg was especially loathsome–and then I found out who is mom is. Plus he’s not a good writer. Pretty much a genuine non-entity.
StrangelyBrown: I speak of people who post comments to gossip blogs after midnight, all high and drunk. Hmmm.
Canuckledragger: The link doesn’t say anything about Frum’s mommy. Dish.
I would count the dumbs to make sure they quoted correctly, but my eyes keep crossing.
Anonymous? How’d that happen? Anyway. Twas me.
sanantonerose: A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house
Jebus said it, in the Bible.
Some of the flies buzzing around the Zell-eviscerated rotting corpse of the LA Times have a sense of humor. And think as highly of Johan the Whale as does Wonkette.
You guys are famous!
SayItWithWookies: Excellent analogy, except Florence Foster Jenkins had some endearing qualities. No talent, little self awarenes, but sweet and amusing in a disfuntional sort of way.
Can’t say that about the Pantload.
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dumb like a cat with a piece of american cheese on its head.