G8 Leaders Eat Entire World's Food Supply In Two Sittings

Hey everyone, what are you having for dinner tonight? Ha ha, we already know the answer and it's NOTHING, because there is no longer any food in the world. As you may have heard in the news, the world's most powerful leaders are convening this week for their annual G8 summit, which is being held in Japan this year. Among the top items on this year's Agenda is devising a plan to combat the global food shortage. And that is why the leaders and their spouses yesterday ate a fancy six-course lunch and 18-course dinner, the highlight of which had to be the chef's vinegar jelly. How insensitive! Vinegar jelly isthe mostendangered of the world's basic foodstuffs. [ Daily Mail ]