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- DISRESPECT TOWARD OUR LEADERS: A new Rasmussen poll: “This month, just 9% say Congress is doing a good or excellent job.” Here’s a poll question Rasmussen should consider for the future: Can you name a single issue Congress is currently working on? [Rasmussen]
AMERICA'S GOVERNMENT
Designating Sept. 2008 as ‘Tay-Sachs Awareness Month’. V. important, obvs.
I’ve been waiting all day for you to post this so i can say:
Fuck Reid and Pelosi. Worst. Congress. Ever.
What!? Didn’t we just celebrate National Corvette Independence Day?
Yeah, the anhilation of the Forth Ammendment!
NATION OF RETARDS: can you even name YOUR senators and congressman?
Down with the Congress and their Smoot-Hawley Tariff!
(That’s topical … right?)
The Neoskeptic: I have no voting representation in Congress. Am I allowed to complain about the job they’re doing?
freakishlystrong: YES! DOWN WITH IT! And take the 1st, 14th and 15th with you. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? No more votes for women either!
They’re workin’ hard. Workin’ Saturday. Workin’ Sunday. It’s HARD.
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“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
See there are many things happening in Congress! Err, “were” happening.
Fuck it. Let’s close the Capitol to save on the air conditioning expense. Everyone does a 90-minute conference call three times a week and be done with it. It’s not like it would cut into productivity or anything.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: You must be either a Canadian or a resident of the District of Columbia. Either way, no one in Congress cares what you think!
The Neoskeptic: I think you can name your congressman. I just named mine Mr. Fluffles.
What’s more alarming is that the other 91% say their most trusted news source is Entertainment Tonight.
The Neoskeptic: Saxby Chambliss and Johnny Isakson, unfortunately. But also David Scott, who’s cool.
I recommend anybody who doesn’t know go to http://www.govtrack.us. It’s fun! Well, not really. Maybe after a few shots it’d be fun, though.
Johnny Zhivago: I’ll give you a hint: Like our Latin American name-sake, we have a cocaine “problem”, insomuch as I can’t seem to find any when I need it, like right now.
grrr.”Fourth”…I’m losing that right so I fergat hows to spellz it…
Are they working on any truck nutz related legislation?
naming post offices. god forbid one goes with out a name while we figure out what to do with….oh i dont know, Iraq maybe?
Absolutely spineless. They’re waiting for that mean Mr. Bush to leave so they can be assured of no resistance to their legislation.
The Neoskeptic: I can: Mr. Sucks, Mr. Suckier, and Mr. Suckiest
Who are the idiot 9 percent who think that Congress is really on top of things?
Seanibus:
Like Congress, they too are getting dressed for the big ball in Denver.
My senator, Mr. Obama, is running around the country trying to die on Hillary’s plane.
Certainly I can name my NY congresswo/man, thanks to you muzzie luvin’ bed-wetter commanist hop-head anti-pantsuit cat-haters.
When was the last time that voter satisfaction with Congress mattered, anyway? It could be down at 0% and everybody’d still vote for their incumbents anyway. Remember: the House of Representative is made up of 434 voting asshats and 1 person who walks on water.