Walnuts: Don't Hope For Anything Good To Happen If I'm In Charge

Here's a new "biographical" ad from John McCain, where we learn -- get this -- that while a bunch of hippie anarcho-pinkist fags like 7-year-old Barack Obama spent five years mud-fucking on the AIDSy grounds of Woodstock in the 1960s, McCain was at a subprime torture hotel in Vietnam. The ad concludes with a number of inspirational messages that will surely drive voters to his corner, such as "John McCain doesn't always tell us what we hope to hear" and "Don't hope for a better life." This rhetoric. We are overcome. [ YouTube ]