SO LONELY  7:52 pm July 7, 2008

Gay Larry Craig Has No Internet Friends

by Ken Layne

Try Adult Friend Finder.Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he’s the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that’s why! Also, as this picture proves, it’s because he has no Internet friends. So sad. [Official Profile: Sen. Larry E. Craig]


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shortsshortsshorts July 7, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Ah but he has no “foes” either. He must keep his acquaintances to the “Craigs”list Casual Encounters forums.

Neilist July 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm


That’s sooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd!

Delicious July 7, 2008 at 8:09 pm

Now he’s got a friend: Delicious!

TJBeck July 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Damn, now he has one. “Delicious” beat me to it.

Darehead July 7, 2008 at 8:15 pm

He surely has followers though.
And he could come over and play at our blog, since no one knows any more if we have friends either.

TJBeck July 7, 2008 at 8:18 pm

[re=30829]Delicious[/re]: OK, well, I’m a foe, at least.

Delicious July 7, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Join me, fellow Wonkette commenters! Sign up. Upload you avatars.

Ride to the sound of toilets flushing!

Fata Morgana July 7, 2008 at 8:21 pm

It really is too easy to just go over there and upload any kind of profile and picture, isn’t it? Any kind of profile or picture at all….

shortsshortsshorts July 7, 2008 at 8:22 pm

[re=30841]Delicious[/re]: Done. FUCK another website to remember.

TJBeck July 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm

yes. I had a pic of SKS there, but when you saw the for page for Larry Craig it looked like he wouldn’t put out for SKS, who, of course, I would not want to offend.

So now I’m gary hart.

AngryBlakGuy July 7, 2008 at 8:27 pm

…Hugh G. Rexxion weighing in!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

Walnuts! July 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm

He has more friends then Barry Hussein Obambi!!!

htref blah blah blah

TJBeck July 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm
TJBeck July 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm

I was just now thinking about creating a profile for Fred Thompson, but my heart’s not in it.

AxmxZ July 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm

OMG, this is hilarious. I wonder what will happen once he clues in what has transpired with his friends list?

shortsshortsshorts July 7, 2008 at 9:17 pm

[re=30875]AxmxZ[/re]: He will probably get off, right then and there.

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 9:37 pm

ana_b_good signs up as larrys friend…although i doubt he’ll appreciate the picture…hubba hubba

SayItWithWookies July 7, 2008 at 10:03 pm

You may not have any friends in the Republican party, Larry, but you do have a friend in NuckTrutz. Cheers! (And no, I won’t have whatever you’re having).

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm

rats…my picture was just banned…seems someone is watching…

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 10:08 pm

plan b….the slim slacks girl…

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 10:15 pm

apparently my first picture was deleted “due to its pornographic nature”….imagine that….i was just trying to bolster his hetro creds…

Delicious July 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Friend problem? Solved.

Now lets get them fucking gas prices down.

Any Saudi princes on Facebook?

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 10:24 pm

[re=30905]Delicious[/re]: but youre forgetting the rest of the fools on the freedom speaks site…Kay Bailey Hutchinson….Dick Cheney…etc…

DemmeFatale July 7, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Who’s Jason?

ronaldpagan July 7, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Aw, Larry, I’ll be your friend! I’m a fag hag like that.

DieOnTheTurnpike July 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm

BottomFeeder is now a friend of Larry Craig

SayItWithWookies July 7, 2008 at 10:43 pm

[re=30915]DemmeFatale[/re]: I don’t know, but he’s already following me around that damn site. I’m thinking of getting a restraining order.

HairyIckey July 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm

I’m also his friend now, as Stancewidely. This was funny for about 5 minutes until the phone started ringing.

It won’t stop, and the senator’s heavy panting has cost me my stomachful of whiskey and ramen twice already…

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 7, 2008 at 11:01 pm

is it just me, or does that shit-eating grin of his look like someone’s dangling a 12″ cock in his face?

anabellum July 7, 2008 at 11:28 pm

check jasons page out…hes given everyone recommendations…

Terry July 7, 2008 at 11:36 pm

He’s now got a friend called Nobbie Goblin. Wonder if they’ll take that one down.

lawrenceofthedesert July 7, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Where are Harry Balls and Mike Hunt when you really need them?

melving July 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm

No Bitch MCConnell or Lindgay Graham?

Terry July 7, 2008 at 11:47 pm


what the heck did you put for your photo? The GOP elephants humping passed the test.

retardedbaboon July 7, 2008 at 11:49 pm
anabellum July 8, 2008 at 12:35 am

[re=30937]Terry[/re]: subtlety has never been my strong suit…ive now recieved three ‘pervert alerts’…

first they banned a very very voluptuous babe pic….then, my new name was banned after i snuck in ‘anal_b_good’ for about two minutes…..then the title of my first public letter “larry craig isnt a homo, hes just a republican!!!” didnt go over too well…[i dont think they read the body of it]…

my account is acting like its blocked/watched…i cant change/add anything now…

what a shame…i was having such fun…

Quacker July 8, 2008 at 12:57 am

I can’t do it…. I’m only 210 miles from WideStanceVille, MN. I can’t take the risk…..

mookworthjwilson July 8, 2008 at 1:47 am

something’s gotta be done about this douche…what’s with that lapel pin??

sm00ve July 8, 2008 at 1:57 am

They look like they’re not that picky over there looking at some of the other photos, just not too into the offensive stuff. In reading through the site it’s looks like they try to stay out of the gutter.

mookworthjwilson July 8, 2008 at 1:59 am

[re=30972]sm00ve[/re]: they need more gutter…and some of the people who think W has done a good job on this site need a personal home visit from someone with a sack of doorknobs…

sm00ve July 8, 2008 at 2:46 am

[re=30974]mookworthjwilson[/re]: lol, maybe so…

zhubajie July 8, 2008 at 2:49 am

Maybe he has another name somewhere?

loquaciousmusic July 8, 2008 at 8:28 am

I likey this site. My username is “RestroomRush.”

teebob2000 July 8, 2008 at 9:50 am

hez my frend now to. cuz i like to meet frendz in baffrooms.

BigLar July 8, 2008 at 9:54 am

Hey! I’m on the bandwagon now too! I’m Larry’s best friend “BenDover”.

Jason July 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm

I’m glad you’re all having a great time on my site. I think you’ve made Larry the most popular Senator on the Hill. Now if he could only get that popular with the pages…

sweetits July 10, 2008 at 12:06 am

Larry is home right now jacking off at the thought of all his new internets friends. To bad I didn’t get that iternship…

sweetits July 10, 2008 at 12:07 am

internship. shit no more drinking and commenting

sweetits July 10, 2008 at 12:10 am

shit. internshit. i mean internship. yes that is it.

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