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Try Adult Friend Finder.Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he’s the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that’s why! Also, as this picture proves, it’s because he has no Internet friends. So sad. [Official Profile: Sen. Larry E. Craig]

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Ah but he has no “foes” either. He must keep his acquaintances to the “Craigs”list Casual Encounters forums.

  • Neilist


    That’s sooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd!

  • Delicious

    Now he’s got a friend: Delicious!

  • TJBeck

    Damn, now he has one. “Delicious” beat me to it.

  • Darehead

    He surely has followers though.
    And he could come over and play at our blog, since no one knows any more if we have friends either.

  • TJBeck
  • Delicious

    Join me, fellow Wonkette commenters! Sign up. Upload you avatars.

    Ride to the sound of toilets flushing!

  • Fata Morgana

    It really is too easy to just go over there and upload any kind of profile and picture, isn’t it? Any kind of profile or picture at all….

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=30841]Delicious[/re]: Done. FUCK another website to remember.

  • TJBeck

    yes. I had a pic of SKS there, but when you saw the for page for Larry Craig it looked like he wouldn’t put out for SKS, who, of course, I would not want to offend.

    So now I’m gary hart.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …Hugh G. Rexxion weighing in!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

  • Walnuts!

    He has more friends then Barry Hussein Obambi!!!

    htref blah blah blah

  • TJBeck
  • TJBeck

    I was just now thinking about creating a profile for Fred Thompson, but my heart’s not in it.

  • AxmxZ

    OMG, this is hilarious. I wonder what will happen once he clues in what has transpired with his friends list?

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=30875]AxmxZ[/re]: He will probably get off, right then and there.

  • anabellum

    ana_b_good signs up as larrys friend…although i doubt he’ll appreciate the picture…hubba hubba

  • SayItWithWookies

    You may not have any friends in the Republican party, Larry, but you do have a friend in NuckTrutz. Cheers! (And no, I won’t have whatever you’re having).

  • anabellum

    rats…my picture was just banned…seems someone is watching…

  • anabellum

    plan b….the slim slacks girl…

  • anabellum

    apparently my first picture was deleted “due to its pornographic nature”….imagine that….i was just trying to bolster his hetro creds…

  • Delicious

    Friend problem? Solved.

    Now lets get them fucking gas prices down.

    Any Saudi princes on Facebook?

  • anabellum

    [re=30905]Delicious[/re]: but youre forgetting the rest of the fools on the freedom speaks site…Kay Bailey Hutchinson….Dick Cheney…etc…

  • DemmeFatale

    Who’s Jason?

  • ronaldpagan

    Aw, Larry, I’ll be your friend! I’m a fag hag like that.

  • DieOnTheTurnpike

    BottomFeeder is now a friend of Larry Craig

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=30915]DemmeFatale[/re]: I don’t know, but he’s already following me around that damn site. I’m thinking of getting a restraining order.

  • HairyIckey

    I’m also his friend now, as Stancewidely. This was funny for about 5 minutes until the phone started ringing.

    It won’t stop, and the senator’s heavy panting has cost me my stomachful of whiskey and ramen twice already…

  • Rev. Peter Lemonjello

    is it just me, or does that shit-eating grin of his look like someone’s dangling a 12″ cock in his face?

  • anabellum

    check jasons page out…hes given everyone recommendations…

  • Terry

    He’s now got a friend called Nobbie Goblin. Wonder if they’ll take that one down.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Where are Harry Balls and Mike Hunt when you really need them?

  • melving

    No Bitch MCConnell or Lindgay Graham?

  • Terry


    what the heck did you put for your photo? The GOP elephants humping passed the test.

  • retardedbaboon
  • anabellum

    [re=30937]Terry[/re]: subtlety has never been my strong suit…ive now recieved three ‘pervert alerts’…

    first they banned a very very voluptuous babe pic….then, my new name was banned after i snuck in ‘anal_b_good’ for about two minutes…..then the title of my first public letter “larry craig isnt a homo, hes just a republican!!!” didnt go over too well…[i dont think they read the body of it]…

    my account is acting like its blocked/watched…i cant change/add anything now…

    what a shame…i was having such fun…

  • Quacker

    I can’t do it…. I’m only 210 miles from WideStanceVille, MN. I can’t take the risk…..

  • mookworthjwilson

    something’s gotta be done about this douche…what’s with that lapel pin??

  • sm00ve

    They look like they’re not that picky over there looking at some of the other photos, just not too into the offensive stuff. In reading through the site it’s looks like they try to stay out of the gutter.

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=30972]sm00ve[/re]: they need more gutter…and some of the people who think W has done a good job on this site need a personal home visit from someone with a sack of doorknobs…

  • sm00ve

    [re=30974]mookworthjwilson[/re]: lol, maybe so…

  • zhubajie

    Maybe he has another name somewhere?

  • loquaciousmusic

    I likey this site. My username is “RestroomRush.”

  • teebob2000

    hez my frend now to. cuz i like to meet frendz in baffrooms.

  • BigLar

    Hey! I’m on the bandwagon now too! I’m Larry’s best friend “BenDover”.

  • Jason

    I’m glad you’re all having a great time on my site. I think you’ve made Larry the most popular Senator on the Hill. Now if he could only get that popular with the pages…

  • sweetits

    Larry is home right now jacking off at the thought of all his new internets friends. To bad I didn’t get that iternship…

  • sweetits

    internship. shit no more drinking and commenting

  • sweetits

    shit. internshit. i mean internship. yes that is it.

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