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Gay Larry Craig Has No Internet Friends

Try Adult Friend Finder.Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he’s the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that’s why! Also, as this picture proves, it’s because he has no Internet friends. So sad. [Official Profile: Sen. Larry E. Craig]


7:52 PM on Mon July 7 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 8:00 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Ah but he has no “foes” either. He must keep his acquaintances to the “Craigs”list Casual Encounters forums.

  2. Neilist says at 8:08 pm, July 7th, 2008

    :::Sniff:::

    That’s sooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd!

  3. Delicious says at 8:09 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Now he’s got a friend: Delicious!

  4. TJBeck says at 8:11 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Damn, now he has one. “Delicious” beat me to it.

  5. Darehead says at 8:15 pm, July 7th, 2008

    He surely has followers though.
    And he could come over and play at our blog, since no one knows any more if we have friends either.

  6. TJBeck says at 8:18 pm, July 7th, 2008
  7. Delicious says at 8:19 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Join me, fellow Wonkette commenters! Sign up. Upload you avatars.

    Ride to the sound of toilets flushing!

  8. Fata Morgana says at 8:21 pm, July 7th, 2008

    It really is too easy to just go over there and upload any kind of profile and picture, isn’t it? Any kind of profile or picture at all….

  9. shortsshortsshorts says at 8:22 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Delicious: Done. FUCK another website to remember.

  10. TJBeck says at 8:24 pm, July 7th, 2008

    yes. I had a pic of SKS there, but when you saw the for page for Larry Craig it looked like he wouldn’t put out for SKS, who, of course, I would not want to offend.

    So now I’m gary hart.

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 8:27 pm, July 7th, 2008

    …Hugh G. Rexxion weighing in!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

  12. Walnuts! says at 8:42 pm, July 7th, 2008

    HaHaHaHa
    He has more friends then Barry Hussein Obambi!!!

    http://www.freedomspeaks.com/official/barack-obama/federal.us-legislative-senate.il-2

    htref blah blah blah

  13. TJBeck says at 8:44 pm, July 7th, 2008
  14. TJBeck says at 8:46 pm, July 7th, 2008

    I was just now thinking about creating a profile for Fred Thompson, but my heart’s not in it.

  15. AxmxZ says at 9:11 pm, July 7th, 2008

    OMG, this is hilarious. I wonder what will happen once he clues in what has transpired with his friends list?

  16. shortsshortsshorts says at 9:17 pm, July 7th, 2008

    AxmxZ: He will probably get off, right then and there.

  17. anabellum says at 9:37 pm, July 7th, 2008

    ana_b_good signs up as larrys friend…although i doubt he’ll appreciate the picture…hubba hubba

  18. SayItWithWookies says at 10:03 pm, July 7th, 2008

    You may not have any friends in the Republican party, Larry, but you do have a friend in NuckTrutz. Cheers! (And no, I won’t have whatever you’re having).

  19. anabellum says at 10:07 pm, July 7th, 2008

    rats…my picture was just banned…seems someone is watching…

  20. anabellum says at 10:08 pm, July 7th, 2008

    plan b….the slim slacks girl…

  21. anabellum says at 10:15 pm, July 7th, 2008

    apparently my first picture was deleted “due to its pornographic nature”….imagine that….i was just trying to bolster his hetro creds…

  22. Delicious says at 10:16 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Friend problem? Solved.

    Now lets get them fucking gas prices down.

    Any Saudi princes on Facebook?

  23. anabellum says at 10:24 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Delicious: but youre forgetting the rest of the fools on the freedom speaks site…Kay Bailey Hutchinson….Dick Cheney…etc…

  24. DemmeFatale says at 10:37 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Who’s Jason?

  25. ronaldpagan says at 10:37 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Aw, Larry, I’ll be your friend! I’m a fag hag like that.

  26. DieOnTheTurnpike says at 10:39 pm, July 7th, 2008

    BottomFeeder is now a friend of Larry Craig

  27. SayItWithWookies says at 10:43 pm, July 7th, 2008

    DemmeFatale: I don’t know, but he’s already following me around that damn site. I’m thinking of getting a restraining order.

  28. HairyIckey says at 10:54 pm, July 7th, 2008

    I’m also his friend now, as Stancewidely. This was funny for about 5 minutes until the phone started ringing.

    It won’t stop, and the senator’s heavy panting has cost me my stomachful of whiskey and ramen twice already…

  29. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 11:01 pm, July 7th, 2008

    is it just me, or does that shit-eating grin of his look like someone’s dangling a 12″ cock in his face?

  30. anabellum says at 11:28 pm, July 7th, 2008

    check jasons page out…hes given everyone recommendations…

  31. He’s now got a friend called Nobbie Goblin. Wonder if they’ll take that one down.

  32. lawrenceofthedesert says at 11:41 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Where are Harry Balls and Mike Hunt when you really need them?

  33. melving says at 11:45 pm, July 7th, 2008

    No Bitch MCConnell or Lindgay Graham?

  34. Anaanabellum:

    what the heck did you put for your photo? The GOP elephants humping passed the test.

  35. retardedbaboon says at 11:49 pm, July 7th, 2008
  36. anabellum says at 12:35 am, July 8th, 2008

    Terry: subtlety has never been my strong suit…ive now recieved three ‘pervert alerts’…

    first they banned a very very voluptuous babe pic….then, my new name was banned after i snuck in ‘anal_b_good’ for about two minutes…..then the title of my first public letter “larry craig isnt a homo, hes just a republican!!!” didnt go over too well…[i dont think they read the body of it]…

    my account is acting like its blocked/watched…i cant change/add anything now…

    what a shame…i was having such fun…

  37. Quacker says at 12:57 am, July 8th, 2008

    I can’t do it…. I’m only 210 miles from WideStanceVille, MN. I can’t take the risk…..

  38. mookworthjwilson says at 1:47 am, July 8th, 2008

    something’s gotta be done about this douche…what’s with that lapel pin?? http://www.freedomspeaks.com/citizen/bracholi

  39. sm00ve says at 1:57 am, July 8th, 2008

    They look like they’re not that picky over there looking at some of the other photos, just not too into the offensive stuff. In reading through the site it’s looks like they try to stay out of the gutter.

  40. mookworthjwilson says at 1:59 am, July 8th, 2008

    sm00ve: they need more gutter…and some of the people who think W has done a good job on this site need a personal home visit from someone with a sack of doorknobs…

  41. sm00ve says at 2:46 am, July 8th, 2008

    mookworthjwilson: lol, maybe so…

  42. zhubajie says at 2:49 am, July 8th, 2008

    Maybe he has another name somewhere?

  43. loquaciousmusic says at 8:28 am, July 8th, 2008

    I likey this site. My username is “RestroomRush.”

    http://www.freedomspeaks.com/citizen/restroomrush

  44. teebob2000 says at 9:50 am, July 8th, 2008

    hez my frend now to. cuz i like to meet frendz in baffrooms.

  45. BigLar says at 9:54 am, July 8th, 2008

    Hey! I’m on the bandwagon now too! I’m Larry’s best friend “BenDover”.

  46. Jason says at 2:19 pm, July 8th, 2008

    I’m glad you’re all having a great time on my site. I think you’ve made Larry the most popular Senator on the Hill. Now if he could only get that popular with the pages…

  47. sweetits says at 12:06 am, July 10th, 2008

    Larry is home right now jacking off at the thought of all his new internets friends. To bad I didn’t get that iternship…

  48. sweetits says at 12:07 am, July 10th, 2008

    internship. shit no more drinking and commenting

  49. sweetits says at 12:10 am, July 10th, 2008

    shit. internshit. i mean internship. yes that is it.

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