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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. shortsshortsshorts

    Ah but he has no “foes” either. He must keep his acquaintances to the “Craigs”list Casual Encounters forums.

  2. Darehead

    He surely has followers though.
    And he could come over and play at our blog, since no one knows any more if we have friends either.

  3. Delicious

    Join me, fellow Wonkette commenters! Sign up. Upload you avatars.

    Ride to the sound of toilets flushing!

  4. Fata Morgana

    It really is too easy to just go over there and upload any kind of profile and picture, isn’t it? Any kind of profile or picture at all….

  5. TJBeck

    yes. I had a pic of SKS there, but when you saw the for page for Larry Craig it looked like he wouldn’t put out for SKS, who, of course, I would not want to offend.

    So now I’m gary hart.

  6. TJBeck

    I was just now thinking about creating a profile for Fred Thompson, but my heart’s not in it.

  7. AxmxZ

    OMG, this is hilarious. I wonder what will happen once he clues in what has transpired with his friends list?

  8. anabellum

    ana_b_good signs up as larrys friend…although i doubt he’ll appreciate the picture…hubba hubba

  9. SayItWithWookies

    You may not have any friends in the Republican party, Larry, but you do have a friend in NuckTrutz. Cheers! (And no, I won’t have whatever you’re having).

  10. anabellum

    apparently my first picture was deleted “due to its pornographic nature”….imagine that….i was just trying to bolster his hetro creds…

  11. Delicious

    Friend problem? Solved.

    Now lets get them fucking gas prices down.

    Any Saudi princes on Facebook?

  12. anabellum

    [re=30905]Delicious[/re]: but youre forgetting the rest of the fools on the freedom speaks site…Kay Bailey Hutchinson….Dick Cheney…etc…

  13. SayItWithWookies

    [re=30915]DemmeFatale[/re]: I don’t know, but he’s already following me around that damn site. I’m thinking of getting a restraining order.

  14. HairyIckey

    I’m also his friend now, as Stancewidely. This was funny for about 5 minutes until the phone started ringing.

    It won’t stop, and the senator’s heavy panting has cost me my stomachful of whiskey and ramen twice already…

  15. Rev. Peter Lemonjello

    is it just me, or does that shit-eating grin of his look like someone’s dangling a 12″ cock in his face?

  16. Terry


    what the heck did you put for your photo? The GOP elephants humping passed the test.

  17. anabellum

    [re=30937]Terry[/re]: subtlety has never been my strong suit…ive now recieved three ‘pervert alerts’…

    first they banned a very very voluptuous babe pic….then, my new name was banned after i snuck in ‘anal_b_good’ for about two minutes…..then the title of my first public letter “larry craig isnt a homo, hes just a republican!!!” didnt go over too well…[i dont think they read the body of it]…

    my account is acting like its blocked/watched…i cant change/add anything now…

    what a shame…i was having such fun…

  18. Quacker

    I can’t do it…. I’m only 210 miles from WideStanceVille, MN. I can’t take the risk…..

  19. sm00ve

    They look like they’re not that picky over there looking at some of the other photos, just not too into the offensive stuff. In reading through the site it’s looks like they try to stay out of the gutter.

  20. mookworthjwilson

    [re=30972]sm00ve[/re]: they need more gutter…and some of the people who think W has done a good job on this site need a personal home visit from someone with a sack of doorknobs…

  21. Jason

    I’m glad you’re all having a great time on my site. I think you’ve made Larry the most popular Senator on the Hill. Now if he could only get that popular with the pages…

  22. sweetits

    Larry is home right now jacking off at the thought of all his new internets friends. To bad I didn’t get that iternship…

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