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The front page of GOP.com — one of America’s top sources of humor — uses this graphic to represent “Obama’s Glass Houses.” It links to a scandalous item about how Obama locked into a modestly below-average mortgage rate because he had good credit. Oh no that is terrible oh no. We’re mostly interested in the “glass house” illustration in this graphic, however. Is that what a Liberal’s illegally-financed home looks like? All clear-like with fancy angles and such? Indeed, most Liberals live in subprime replicas of Dulles airport. [GOP.com]
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on Mon July 7 2008
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Jim Newell
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A boon for all the peeping toms in the ‘hood.
Oh. My. God. A lawyer negotiated a good deal for himself. Call. The. Fucking. Press. NOW!
I would rather be in a glass house then a house of boy-child prostitution.
It is totally statistically impossible for Obama to have received a modestly below-average mortgage rate, because the word “average” means everyone everywhere has the exact same rate to the penny, right?
Glass house = Green house = MARIHUANA!
ps - one has to admire Barry’s stubborn handsomeness, even in RNC attack-ad photographs.
Video of Eero Saarinen shouting “God damn Frank Lloyd Wright” appearing in five… four… three…
…And is that a feeble attempt to match Obama’s Gotham font?
I just threw up a bit in my mouth just thinking about Dulles airport.
I’ve been saying for the past four months that McCain really ought to find an issue to campaign on if he plans on winning this thing. Making his entire campaign revolve solely on a single issue - his opponent - makes him look like he’s got fuck-all else to talk about.
Which has the distinction of being true, but it ain’t no way to run a railroad, let alone win an election.
Jeebus on a crossbow, Juan, foment for the new Crusades or summut, but don’t just keep droning on about Hopey. You’re only giving him free advertising and making yourself look like a frightened pussy.
Which also has the distinction of being true, but….
Arugula-eating elitsts are always trying to foist their Dadaist/brutalist architecture on our nice, family-friendly suburbs. Why can’t you people buy garish neo-classical Disney Castles like the rest of us?
Maybe President Obama can use his financial finesse when dealing with America’s Chinese lenders.
meh. that’s nothing. just wait for my diorama in honor of republican heroes: the minneapolis-st. paul international airport (complete with cruisy toilets, the 426 adopted children of michelle bachmann, and other things you might expect for the gateway to the mall of america).
So, basically, anything inspired by Mies van de Rohe is unpatriotic and unAmerican now? Well, they can have my Barcelona chair when they pry my cold, dead ass off it.
“A Product Of The RNC Research Department”
That’s some fine work there, Lou.
Four out of the five rotating topics on McCain’s website are about Obama.
Somebody’s a little obsessed!
Oh, and my favorite is the one with the Iraq playing card stuck to Obama’s forehead.
WTF?!?! Are these Republicans five years old?
People involved in the Glendale Savings and Loan scandal shouldn’t throw rocks… s’all I’m sayin is all.
SayItWithWookies: WIN.
I’m sure Barry’s using that .0315% worth of savings to fund an abortion parlor/gay marriage chapel.
AndTawmn: And guys who marry rich trollops who just pay cash for their houses shouldn’t bitch about other guys getting ANY kind of mortgage….
Tawmn: Only great, under the table deals.
Cool! Obama lives in the house from North by Northwest. Is that so he can get a headstart carving his likeness into Mt. Rushmore?
People in glass houses should not walk around naked.
I’m confused, which one of Obama’s seven homes is this one?
That glass house clip-art is awesome. It has a flight of stairs going to a nonexistent second floor, and it reflects itself. It was designed by famous Elitist MC Escher, who was an artist and mathematician, neither of which are professions for Hard Working Americans.
But does the house face the East?
Wow. The Northern Trust is the MOST conservative bank in Chicago. Probably gives $71,000 everyday to the Repubs. Don’t they handle George’s money?
tunamelt: Okay. Sorry ’bout that.
tunamelt: Depends on their anatomy or configuration thereof.
Future scandals include him not paying a lot for his muffler, suspiciously generous portions of curly fries at Jack in the Box, Free Fixin’s at Roy Rogers and Northern Trust disclosing they gave him a toaster to open a passbook account.
Don’t throw teenage pages from glass houses.
He should have negotiated a subprime loan like Rep. Richardson who almost lost her home. Fucking elitist bastard, actually reading the fine print and negotiating a loan he could afford.
snig: Thanks for the muffler bit.
Good credit scores are un-American, dag nabbit! It means you are not overextending yourself buying crap you don’t need in order to fight terror. Why does Barak Obama support terror with his conservative use of credit cards?
Wait, I call bullshit. Black people get mortgages? I always thought they rented.
populucious:
He would have seemed so much more ‘Merican if he’d signed for an ARM starting out at 5.7%, then defaulting after it went up to 17.9% in 24 months.
tunamelt: Unless they are Obamas.
People who live in a series of glass luxury condo type houses, stretched coast to coast, and including an Arizona desert version of the Neverland ranch, should not throw stones.