TWITS  12:45 pm July 7, 2008

George Bush Heckled At Thomas Jefferson’s Slave Mansion

by Jim Newell

Hello everyone. How were your Fourth of July weeks? Well that’s wonderful. The worst Fourth of July experience this year was probably that of Jesse Helms, who hilariously died. But important founding father Thomas Jefferson also died on the Fourth of July (five, ten years ago-ish), and that’s why President Bush spent his holiday at Jefferson’s house, Monticello, among the ghosts of his “mocha” bastard slave children. And then RADICAL LEFT protest group Code Pink harassed him a bunch of times, just like they did every day when Jefferson lived his naked life with Sacagawea. [YouTube]

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Cicada July 7, 2008 at 12:51 pm

Is there some sort of protester dress code that forces you to dress like a douche?

Uncle Al July 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm

Best part:

President Fucktard says, “Lookie us! We believe in free speech in the United States of America”–just as the camera shows the woman being dragged off by goons to Guantanamo….

NoWireHangers July 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Damn Peaceniks. Why not just cut to the chase and use a gun? It’s what Charlton Heston would want you to do.

TGY July 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm

[re=30325]Cicada[/re]: They want to make absolutely certain that security dudes get the right person for the full body cavity search.

Wait, I read about this in ‘The Cask of Amoticello’ or possibly ‘Riunite’.

mephistopheles jefferson July 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Forget about the hippie agitators – why does W. actually pronounce ‘Monticello’ in proper Italian (with a ‘ch’ sound) rather than the correct manner? How does he always manage to fuck up?

crookedE July 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm

I admire anyone who still has the energy to heckle that guy.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

No furry costumes? That’s not a protest we can believe in.

Delicious July 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm

[re=30335]crookedE[/re]: No shit. Just watching those protesters makes me tired.

FreshCliches July 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Side note: In quoting Jefferson during his speech, Dubya also conveniently left out a statement by Tom that could be construed as a diss against the Christofascists.

Terry July 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Did you notice in this and other footage from the event that most of the new citizens were pretty darn fair skinned? How did they manage that? Send the rest to Williamsburg for their ceremony?

shortsshortsshorts July 7, 2008 at 1:01 pm

[re=30335]crookedE[/re]: You cannot stop Code Pink. They are like Jezebel on speed.

graceless July 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

[re=30338]Delicious[/re]: Me too.

SayItWithWookies July 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=30328]Uncle Al[/re]: What’s the problem? She’s just being dragged off to a free speech zone where she can celebrate freedom to her heart’s content.

DemmeFatale July 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

The Code-Pinkers must have some balls on them. Just listen to all those 29 percenters cheering and clapping!

Truculent July 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm

[re=30325]Cicada[/re]: Dressing like a homeless clown proves you’re not pwned by The Man. Or you have bad fashion sense. One or the other.

kudzu July 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm

[re=30348]DemmeFatale[/re]: I say the balls on them should be Truck Nutz, chrome, may I suggest?

shortsshortsshorts July 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

[re=30337]Rev. Peter Lemonjello[/re]: I whole-heartedly agree. What has activism come to if it no longer permits teh furries?

heathenish July 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm

nonthin like a little free speech on the 4th of jooly, is there! just as long as your not dumb enough to try it!

heathenish July 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

nothin (sorry i’m upset by all this freedom)

Guppy06 July 7, 2008 at 1:37 pm

[re=30335]crookedE[/re]: Has anybody yet organized a heckle-fest where everybody just throws their empty beercans at the president without bothering to stand up?

hockeymom July 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm

“Twat Heckles Twit”

jasonelias July 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm

You know it’s bad when Uncle Sam heckles you.

RuperttheBear July 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=30411]jasonelias[/re]: I think he was just advertising for a tax preparation service.

badco/LoJ July 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Thanks a lot, dumbfucks. They’re applauding him now.

AngryBlakGuy July 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm

…ironic how they “support free speech” as they hustle her off to jail.

JerseyTrash July 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm

I like how the good Christian 28-percenters screech back “Shut the fuck up!1!11!1″ whenever one criticizes Dear Leader.

Advocatus_Diaboli July 7, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Do the last remaining supporters of Bush (all 17 of them) just follow him around the country to all his stupid photo-ops?

BeatrixSlaughter July 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=30334]mephistopheles jefferson[/re]: Actually, that is the correct pronunciation.

I was just there last week when the secret service were checking it out in preparation for his visit. It was pretty funny to watch the Monticello staff try to stop them from breaking everything they touched.

Lazy Media July 7, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Montichello is how the name of Jefferson’s mansion is pronounced, because Jefferson was an urbane cosmopolitan who knew about stuff like Italy. Montisello is how the town in Georgia is pronounced, because, well, it’s in Georgia.

bitchincamaro July 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm

I call bullshit! Not a Taser in sight!

Borat July 7, 2008 at 4:40 pm

ummm…did ya all forget what jefferson actually grew on his plantation? there’s like a wine cellar there full o hash and vintage coca leaves. vintage baby, it only gets stronger with age!!!

villageatrois July 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Y’all call that a proper hecklin’? Sheeit, not even small arms fire. Now, way back when Hillary when to Bosnia, that was some fine hecklin’

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