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Here is John McCain lamenting the Information Age in typical hilarious old-man fashion. First there are “the cables,” and then talk radio, and of course bloggers, whom he hates. Finally, something we can all agree on. [YouTube via BuzzFeed]
THE CABLES
John McCain Hates ‘The Bloggers’
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on Mon July 7 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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How cute. He included bloggers in a list of sources of information.
That’s n-n-not the bl-bl-bloggering we c-c-can believe in!
The bloggers keep bringing up the nasty word he called his wife.
Look, I’m sorry to have to do this, but I’m the first one here so I feel some responsibility…
but those “cables” he’s talking about…he means “tubes,” right?
Crow T. Robot: I think you mean vacuum tubes. These are a very useful invention that have reduced the size of mechanical computers from 4 warehouses to 1 warehouse. These are a very important sector of our future economy and if you visit Silicon Valley there are at least 2 or 3 firms investing in this great potential.
Don’t worry John, the feeling is mutual.
Let’s bomb bomb bomb bomb the blogs.
Crow T. Robot:
No, Walnuts was referring to actual telegraph cables. He’s always preferred the Pony Express.
John McCain’s sources of information: cables, talk radio, bloggers (HATE EM). This is why we will bomb Iran forever.
McCain was just thinking the axiom, “you can create voters in your own image by making the voters hate all the same people you do.”
But wait….! No one heard that story…. except from the little blog-cabins where we were all born!
Ever since the TELEGRAPH came out, Johnny Mac’s not been too enarmored of technology.
Damn series of tubes get all tangled up in the living room and he can never find his TV Guide. Don’t those bloggers have jobs or something else to do?
B Loggers?
Blowggers?
Loggers?
Poor geezer probably spent hours trying to figure out how to pronounce it.
He would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those damn meddling bloggers and their dog (Googler) always snooping around on the internets.
ManchuCandidate: He was a little blogged down.
Denigrating new media while endearing yourself to old media in one sentence. Johnny, you clever cunt you!
His political ambitions are being smashed by a nation of typing “Hanoi Hannahs”.
Gosh, I didn’t think he was even aware of the internet. One day he shall wake up and demand that the internet gets off his lawn.
WALNUTS denounces and rejects teh internetz traditionz.
Darn tootin’, WALNUTS! You never got no sass-back from the telegraph.
Ahhhh, Johnny, remembering the good old days when he and his bud Jesse Helms cabled each other about them dang cunts and them uppity nigras in relative privacy.
Stoopid “bloggers” with their “information.” Why couldn’t they just post blank pages, or pictures of Ann Coulter’s penis? But nooooo …
John McCain is aware of the Pony Express.
He forgot the pamphleteers. I hate Thomas Paine!
I was watching the cables last night…and they have housewives selling marijuana cigarettes!
My Gawd, this underscores for me how powerfully effective McCain is in these town hall forums.
mephistopheles jefferson: Teh town crier . . . he’s sleeping with my wife, Goody Brown (sobbing in my tankard).
WadISay: Long as there ain’t no teleprompter.
RuperttheBear: Goody Brown…that c*nt.
bmannes: It can only be a matter of hours now before WALNUTS! announces the The Cables do not speak for his campaign, and he does not endorse their position on drugs, blah blah blah …
Hey WALNUTS! We hate you back.
He prefers papyrus scrolls written with Kemetic monk blood.
those g.d. bloggers are always cutting across his lawn, is why. can’t those bloggers see i just planted new grass seed there, for jiminey christmas’ sake!
John McCain is for cutting cable. But only when he wears his Depends.
Servo: I prefer Typhoid Murray.
Yup - talk radio hates McCain! Because it’s so liberal!
Cables? How does he get a 30 year old technology wrong?
Bu have you seen Cindy talk about the “Commie Sutra”…Apparently, he’s old but a TIGER!! grrrr.
Hilarious clip!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBuOTY3YZM
“Why just yesterday a gentle-man from Siam arrived via aero-plane and delivered the week’s post to my door-stop.”
Who put slippers in the dishwasher? Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch?
I HATE the slippers! HATE the dishwasher! HATE the china hutch!
“Goddamn bloggers, get your cables off my lawn!!”
I blame myself….