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  1. Nothing says ‘Happy Fourth of July’ better than…sock puppets…doing a vocal ‘extraordinary’ rendition…of ‘Stars and Stripes’. Uh. J. P. Souza would be…would be…

    “Email it so everybody we know!”: priceless. Or at least worth a dollar.

  2. [re=29475]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Oh no, that’s Fred Thompson. Animal bears a stunning resemblance to Walnuts (and the two chickens? Cindy’s dual personalities).

  3. Very inspiring. I’m going to get liquored up, put a flag on my bike and run over some of the neighbors lawn ornaments shouting “Take that commies!”

  4. Penguin, singular. Only one penguin here. But the multiple penguins, collectively, were my favorite, back in the day. Just so we’re clear.

    Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen just one muppet penguin at one time. Huh.

    And yes, I’m still running out the clock here at the office, why do you ask?

  5. What’s funny is you could have told me that was a clip from “War Stories with Oliver North” and I wouldn’t have known any better.

  6. I shall begin my observance of the Day of the Eagle by ingesting massive quantities of Polish Keilbasa, Czech Pilsner, and German sauerkraut. As soon as I am released by the giant talons of the Wonkette. Peace, people.

  7. The boss man is letting us go early today (it’s only two o’clock on the West Coast.) Therefor I am going on to do the good American thing and pound some Budweiser. One last thing: ‘Merica… FUCK YEA!

  8. [re=29525]graceless[/re]: Sara does more than just redeem herself. I’ve noticed a pattern. Sara’s the early bird who does all the wee-hour-AM posts while the boys sleep in and nurse their hangovers. And here it is, late in day before a long weekend, and Sara’s still posting. Jim’s AWOL/MIA, Ken’s only posted a couple of drive-bys and yet, Sara remains hard at work.

    I’ll bet they make her do the dishes after poker night, take out the garbage and sleep on the wet spot. If so, Sara deserves far better treatment than that. So, Sara, this is my special shout-out to you and you alone, you underappreciated, underpaid, overworked and righteously hot tamale.

    HAPPY FOURTH, BABE!!!

    [The rest of you can have a good weekend, too, if’n y’all want…]

  9. I feel very patriotic when someone’s hand is up my cavity, manipulating my every word.

    But I’ve had two Stellas for lunch.
    That’s beers you morans.

  10. [re=29565]WhatTheHeck[/re]: There ain’t no shootin’ without the rapin’. This is why the castration law should be passed.

  11. Which one of the two videos shown on the home page was (1) the one in which the “real power” has its hand up the ass of an empty, sock-headed puppet pretending to be a patriot; vs. (2) the one showing those delightful Muppets?

    Please clarify at your earliest.

  12. [re=29562]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Hey, if WhatTheHeck wants to have a couple of Belgian brownpops on the Third of July, I think your threats to rape and kill are just a tad Republican, coming from a guy who quaffs the Mexi-cervesas on the Castro.

    It ain’t no capital crime!

    But if s/he does it tomorrow, I’ll help you. [Well, not the killing part; I’m only into maiming myself, but I’ll watch you do that part.]

  13. This video was attempt by Linus Torvalds to shed
    Linux’s elitist “European” image – Tux leads an
    all-American band populated by typical Linux
    developer types (hippie drummer, bulging eyeballed
    frizzle head, bear …).

    Don’t know why Steve Ballmer did the narration, though …

  14. [re=29475]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: [re=29503]DemmeFatale[/re]: Sam the Eagle is really Keith Olbermann.

    Sarah no can haz bad 4th! Cheers!

  15. Sam the Eagle is obviously an al Qaeda mole, as the flag behind him is hanging the wrong way. The blue part is supposed to be upper left, whether it’s hanging horizontally or vertically.

    And none of you hippies mentioned it, either. J’Accuse!

  16. This is horrible. How can the rest of you even watch this? This is no better than flag burnin. There are inanimate devil creatures passing judgement on on the american way of life. That is not in the bible, constityushion or declaration of indianapolis. There ought to be a law against this filth and everyone who finds it interesting.

    I just got back from a bunch of muzzie countries and let me tell you if this sort of thing were ever done against one of their leaders they’d chop yur nutz off and drag them around on the back of a truck. now, thats more american than the rest o you lot. those muzzie countries know how to control all ya all who step out o line.

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