Happy Almost Fourth of July, Patriots! Here is your president George W. Bush mumbling about how the Supreme Court’s ruling on Guantanamo is now the Law of the Land, so he’ll follow it. Clearly, the terrorists have taken the real George Bush and hidden him under the White House bowling alley, leaving this suspicious clone to run out the clock on his presidency. Either that or George Bush is high. WHATEVERS MAN IT IS ALMOST VACATION TIME SO WATCH THIS OR DON’T. [RedLasso]
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July 3, 2008
George W. Bush Says A Single Suspiciously Coherent Thing About Guantanamo
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Wow, he forgot to put on that fake Texas accent. Dude, you slipped up big there.
…how deep into the bottle do you guys figure this guy is gonna crawl after his presidency, when he realizes his likability rating is 2 notches lower than Caligula?!
Oh, whatever. He’ll follow that law but he’s already in the process of exploiting every last one of its many loopholes, much like he subverted the spirit of the law to stick them in Gitmo in the first place.
Notice that he puts on the shit eating grin when he says “law of the land”. He’s going to have them all accidentally executed.
…WoW, foreign fighter have rights now?! Oh my god the world is coming to an end, we can no longer stick red hot sowing pins into the eyes of POW or attach eletro-shock units to their nads! Break out the duct tape and plastic sheeting people!
Man, is he pissed. Gonna be some Texas-style titty-twistin and pooch-kickin in Crawford this weekend. Not to mention all the innocent sage brush about to be slaughtered.
That “ap ap ap ap ap ap” thing he did at the end almost send me into a seizure.
I ain’t holdin’ my breath.
[re=29470]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Sowing pins?Are those some kind of farm implement?Are you saying the CIA’s planting soybeans up the asses of the Islamocommies?
[re=29476]jfruh[/re]: He was trying to say “fap fap fap” but Cheney’s dick kept getting in the way.
Well, seeing as how he did this right before most of America is knee-deep in booze and Doritos — I’m looking forward to my share — I figure he’s already signed the order on bombing runs deep into Iranian airspace.
Foreign fighters got rights, but he gets to use his toys one last time for Jeebus and Exxon.
[re=29480]SocialList[/re]: ABG’s got his drink on already. Soooooooooeey!
Sure. He also says he’s for a strong dollar and that we don’t torture. On the positive side, the methane we extract from his BS will be able to light up Cleveland for a decade.
I noticed that he bobs his head from side to side. I think there’s a little pea in there rolling back and forth. He likes to make it roll around.
Have we seen his signing statement on the ruling yet? Cause I bet nobody wants to tell him he can’t do that on Supreme Court decisions.
[re=29469]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Dubya prolly has teams of “top people” trying to figure out how to execute 600 people and make each case look like an accident. I imagine its going to get awkward after the first 50 or so.
Drowned to flush himself down the toilet in a bundled escape plot
Ate the soap in the showers and drowned in his own bubbles
Got fatal paper cut while reading the Quran …
Watch it again, Sara. The fucker has absolutely no intention of obeying the law. The law is “charge or release” and he pretty much said “When we’re damned good and ready,” which means never.
asshat
The madness of King George. He obviously got himself primed before he spends time with the rest of his genetically anomalous family. Laura is already loaded on tequila and anti-depressants.
[re=29499]Delicious[/re]: Either that or he’s trying to wake the hamster.
I don’t mean to get all Oliver Stone BUT, the first 7.6 years of the W presidency was to lull our CIA and the American people into complacent ignorance of W’s role as a brainwashed SLEEPER-AGENT for al Qaeda, until Shrub gets that 3:00 AM phone call:
“But I have promises to keep,/ And miles to go before I sleep,/And miles to go before I sleep.”
i suspect the man is clinically depressed…after all, its true that nobody likes him…nobody listens to what he says….nobody comes to his BBQs…nobody laughs at his jokes…shoot, even his ex-pals on the supreme court are making fun of him…
maybe hes also figured out that ‘retirement’ probably means spending the rest of his life in the Green Zone surrounded by as many Blackwater mercenaries as his daddys money will buy….[just for security reasons, ya know]…
or perhaps its just that the whole ‘impotence thing’ is finally sinking in…im sure his sex life has never been the same since Spot passed on…
He’s gonna follow the law. That’s some straight-up propaganda-catapulting right there.
I would have loved to have seen his face when somebody tried to explain to him that despite what Dick says, sometimes there are these things called laws and that he can’t just do what he wants all willy nilly. I’m guessing there was a temper tantrum that followed and possibly some boozing. Or maybe Dick slapped him a few times and told him to get a grip of himself and that there’s always a way to circumvent the law.
[re=29492]bitchincamaro[/re]: …are you hiding in my closet or something man/woman?! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I was wondering what passed for “coherent” these days with our stammerer-in-chief.
I started my vacation a bit early, and then received a phone call to meet with a client. Meaning I was drunk. At 12:30 pm. Just like George in this video.
Drinking always helped George’s rhetoric.
Hey, he said “jewdishoowary”, like the people announcing Metro stops and that one commenter here.
This is the Muppet with the hand up its ass, correct?
Remarkably life-like, true.
But still, you can see Cheney’s fingertips poking out through the eyeball holes in the mask/face of “The President.”
Since it was “reported” on FOX “news” its probably fake.
The voice sounds just a bit superfluous to me, as if.
[re=29592]RobPetrified[/re]: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/52/
Like this?
Can you spell “Guantanamo”, Mr. President?
Sure you can.
I’ll give you a hint: it begins with a “G” and not with a “W”.
Why can’t there be a ‘play button’ type of physical anomaly that affects him, ala Pinocchio? It would be great to watch his whole mouth area grow into a fleshy triangle. And then you could just press him!
[re=29741]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: bang !
Of course what he is saying is coherent. He’s lying!
That bloody psychopath is sufficiently well rehearsed to do that.
[re=29592]RobPetrified[/re]: Well, I like the comment that this is ‘exclusive’ to FOX. Is anyone out there listening anymore? Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?
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