doucheCharles “Chip” Pickering is the only Mississippi Republican left in the House. He is the ultra-conservative son of famous racist/civil rights champion and retired federal judge Charles Pickering. Chip announced in August that he was quitting Congress so he could, of course, spend more time with his family, and get a lucrative lobbying job. The lobbying job will surely come, but on Friday it was announced that Chip is divorcing his wife so he can spend more time with all the various women he’s been connected with over the years. What, a Republican in Congress who commits adultery with the opposite sex?

They’re old fashioned in Mississippi, that’s what! They believe in the old fashioned way of life, such as women are for making babies and the Negro is for slave labor on your plantation or maybe for lynching.

Wonkette Operative “Another One Bites The Dust in Mississippi” sends this report:

So, Rep. Charles Pickering (R) MS says last year that he is not going to run again for Congress – to spend time with his family. Then he up and files for divorce this week – thus destroying his family. Come to hear rumors that he has been having a long term relationship with a woman tied directly to a major Telecom company in addition to rumors of improper relationships with female lobbyist. What part of Faith, Family and Freedom has this guy forgotten? Clearly it is his Freedom that he is worried about.. but what else is going on with him…he is dancing on the edge of what would appear to be conflict of interests – at a minimum he is guilty of being a self centered stupid jerk… Oh, but then again he has been a Congressman for the past 12 years… so, why are we surprised? And of course Washington will get him back after he gets a high paid Lobby job at the end of his term.

Chip Pickering files for divorce [Hattiesburg American]

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  1. With all this flotsam of ordinary adultery floating around on the surface of the republican pool, I’m wondering when someone’s going to scoop up a really nasty bit trawling deep with a net…’s been months since there was a Craig or Vitter type story. Where’s the good stuff?

  2. It is IMPERATIVE that during these dark times for Conservatives, each of us spreads our seed as often as possible to ensure that the master race does not die

  3. You were mistaken. He said he wasn’t going to run to spend more time with his lawyers and to bang lobbyists.
    This guy should be a big believer in Jeebus, because, judging from that photo, it’s a fucking miracle that he can get laid. Jeebus, he’d have a hard time getting airport men’s room head from Larry Craig.

  4. Maybe the retirement and divorce both occurred so he could spend more time boning family members. Incest isn’t just for West Virginians anymore.

  5. “Pickering, who served as a Southern Baptist missionary to Hungary from 1986 to 1987, married the former Leisha Jane Prather of Memphis in 1988. Leisha Pickering was the daughter of a prominent Memphis thoracic surgeon.”

    this sentence says it all…sometimes the only options are fuck around, or put a bullet in your head…

  6. Good. Jizzly was getting boring, nothing happened in Poon, and Fagust isn’t looking good, either. I pine for Cocktober and Blowvember!

  7. [re=28718]GlennBecksTaint[/re]: The master race is doomed, actually. Conservatives don’t fuck women (I think the Bible tells them not to or something) but they do like young boys and those can’t get pregnant.

  8. Shocking. He looks like such a nice guy.[re=28725]freakishlystrong[/re]: Swarms of southern douchebags, that’s who.

  9. Once it became clear he wasn’t fucking underage boys, there was no way he could remain a Congressional Republican. Poor Chip – ousted from the hill because of the strength of his convictions.

    Also, is it really necessary to describe Southern Republicans as ‘wingnuts’? Doesn’t that really just go without saying?

  10. [re=28737]gjdodger[/re]: W00t! “The Enterprise-Journal of McComb, Mississippi: The only newspaper in the world interested in this community.”

    This is just beyond irony. Great find.

  11. [re=28726]NoWireHangers[/re]: That was exactly my reaction. In fact, I’ve never seen a picture of a human I’ve wanted to punch more than this one. It just seems to scream “I’m a smirking rich prick and my daddy got me this job.” Are we sure this isn’t an early pic of W or something?

  12. [re=28716]Neilist[/re]: Ahem. We’ve have a gub’ment in Mississippi — I believe it’s known by you Yankees as Tyson Chicken.

  13. God, just look at that tool. If I had to draw an image for the phrase “douchesack Republican congressman from Mississippi,” I’d probably wind up drawing something that looked just like Chip.

  14. [re=28737]gjdodger[/re]: “Good for him for deciding to take a break, and good for his family.” …and by “break”, we mean, “tearing off a piece of strange”; by good, we mean, “You gave the bitch 5 babies, now it’s your time.”

  15. Please. Pickering married Leisha and then moved her ass to Flora, where the only thing to do is visit the Petrified Forest (not kidding). If I were her, I’d sue for wrongful imprisonment.

  16. He meant he was going to spend time with his NEW family. Sheesh, give the poor philanderer with the snap-on hair a break.

  17. And really, his name is “Chip”? I’m beginning to think he’s just a Tom Tomorrow cartoon brought to life, not actually a human being person.

  18. Gay marriage claims another victim. While God is still in an ugly humor about it, maybe he could make it rain toads on Mississippi, too.

  19. [re=28825]WadISay[/re]: God IS REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS. So is Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin, ’cause they all said “all men are created equal.” Except homos, except niggrahs, except cunts, except towel heads just doesn’t cut it…and there’s gonna be Hell To Pay come Judgement Day. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

  20. [re=28744]confusionanddelay<[/re]: Really…a Southern Baptist missionary in Hungary? I wonder how many converts he racked up. Doesn’t it seem that a person shouldn’t be able to use this on the ol’ resume unless he actually persuaded a certain number of papist heathens to accept Jeebus as their Personal SaviorĀ®?

  21. [re=28737]gjdodger[/re]: Omigod! No shit this is hysterically funny! What an honorable family man!! The McComb, MS Enterprise-Journal must feel pretty proud of their judgment regarding the Chipper!

  22. Mississippi, nay, all of ‘Merica, needs more like the Chipster:
    —- During an August 2002 $1,500-a-plate fundraising luncheon in Jackson, President Bush said of Chip Pickering, “He’s a star today; he’s going to be a bigger star tomorrow because he’s a man of principle … and he stands strong on those principles. He believes in faith and family and Mississippi, in that order.”
    In January [2008], the Family Research Council Action and Focus on the Family Action recognized Pickering as a “True Blue” Member of Congress for his unwavering commitment to pro-family policies. The award honors members of Congress who have exhibited extraordinary leadership and commitment to the defense of family, faith and freedom. —-
    Manson family values?

  23. [re=28725]freakishlystrong[/re]:

    Oh, I’m sure back when he was 8, they called him Chipper, and he was just “precious’.” In a suthern gennelmen kinda way….

  24. It’s really quite simple; spending time with your family means you actually spend time with them, getting to know them, their strengths and weaknesses, their loves and fears… and then realize how good you had it when you worked in a different time zone from this bunch of crazies and divorce so you can go bang 7-diamond lobbyists.

  25. [re=28868]Guppy06[/re]: Or, in kinder terms, he decided that if he was going to spend more time with his family, he’d better upgrade the family first. Basically like investing in the 50″ plasma if you’re going to be watching a lot of TV.

  26. [re=28942]kellygrrrl[/re]: lobbyist looking for leverage. The wife looks normal, but his picture kind of reminds me of a Terry Gilliam animation, I keep expecting it’s eyes to start rolling around.

  27. Do these guys go to their barber and say, “Gimme a ‘Miss’ippi Douchebag Politician'”? First Trent Lott, and now this?

  28. is there some sort of helmet head law in mississippi? between trent lott, thad cochran and this shitbag, they use more aquanet than ann richards ever could have …

  29. i just filled out the wedding announcement form at the mccomb, ms paper:

    Wedding Announcement
    Some slutty Telecom Lobbyist and Chip Pickering were married as soon as he dumped his wife in Washington, DC, with the Rev. Larry Craig officiating.

    Parents of the couple are A couple of hicks (bride) of Bumfuck, MS and An old racist (groom) of Shitville, MS.

    The bride, escorted by Her illigetimate son, wore a red sheath dress slit up to the waist. She carried a bottle of cheap gin.

    Laura Bush of Midland, TX was matron of honor.

    Trent Lott’s hot daughter was maid of honor.

    Bridesmaids were:
    A bunch of other whorebag lobbyists

    The bride’s attendants wore tube tops and carried cans of Pearl Light.

    Serving as best man was George W. Bush .

    Ringbearer was Chip’s own son, son of Chip Pickering.

    Flower girl was Chip’s own daughter, daughter of the postman. She wore no shoes.

    The bride’s mother, Loretta, wore cutoffs.

    The groom’s mother, a wrinkled old racist bitch, wore a white robe and hood.

    Contact Information
    Contact name: Chip Pickering
    Contact phone number: 202-225-5031

  30. Spend time with “a” family…any port in a storm, Chaz!

    Cast from the same mold as McCain and Gingrich…it is just a stepping-stone to more power and bonus coins and stars…

    Santorum? In 3, 2, 1…

  31. California legalized gay marriage, Justin McCain gets married in Virginia, and then Chip Pickering gets divorced. Coincidence? I think not! It’s all teh gays fault! They’re destroying heterosexual marriage!

  32. Wow is all I can say. I thought you left wingnuts were to be so concerned about the miseries of others but all I can see is hatred. Wonkette is a fucking idiot if they really believe that about Mississippi. I’ve been there many times and have found some of the nicest folks you’d ever want to meet anywhere.

    You folks are so full of hatred it’s really embarrassing to see you consider yourselves part of the human race, instead, you sound more like part of the human waste.

    Liberals have to be some of the most hypocritical folks in the world. Drink the kool aid kids and you’ll wind up dead. Well, that might not be so bad for the world to be rid of more socialists.

  33. ObamaIsAnIdiot: It’s not hate it’s heritage (hat tip to my wingnut Southern civil war apologist neighbors). Chip (a.k.a Douchebag) is going to have to eat this healthy “blue plate” special “meat and three” serving of comeuppance he cooked for himself.

    It’s hard to feel the least bit sorry for this “True Blue” member of Congress when he’s made it such a point to constantly remind the world what a really wonderful guy he is and how much better he is than everyone else.

    Besides his girlfriend(s) will help soften his hard landing with some seven-figure lobbying job. Of course how long the girlfriend(s) stick(s) around depends on how long it takes sweetie pie to castrate him in divorce court.

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