Wonkette
See all those pretty ads? Because of them, your Wonkette can continue to bring you the cheap jokes, snide remarks and full frontal insight that makes your day less grim while dramatically improving your test scores in the Politics and Drunken Humor categories. Please visit this week’s fine sponsors:
- American Apparel
- Work For Progress
- GrassrootsCampaigns.com
- PBS Engage
- “The Prosecution of George W. Bush For Murder”
- HBO Summer Documentary Series
- “McCain: Myth of a Maverick”
- Baby Got Mac
- Progressive Book Club
- WeCanSolveIt.org
- Peter G. Peterson Foundation
- History Shots
- DCvote.org
Don’t end up like Dana Milbank. Advertise on Wonkette today!
Whores!!!!
columnv: TEN BILLION WHORE DIAMONDS! (Which is worth probably two Euros.)
I am increasingly impressed by the strength Wonkette’s picture-fu. Nice alt-text, too.
I was surprised that there was no Politics and Drunken Humor category at my first trivia experience the other night. I had really been boning up on my facts, too.
Ken Layne: Two euros, which in Republicans On Methamphetamine & Poppers math equals 19 House seats.
Hooray!
Ken Layne: Is that your cat? Your cat sporting… American Apparel?? Or is it reading favorites from the American Progressive Book Club? Do you make the money from this? Can we be like YouTube and make imaginary money as Wonkette slaves??
I NEED MONEY.
shortsshortsshorts: I will whore myself to wonkette for as many diamonds as I can.
There should be more advertisements for potions and age-solutions on Wonkette, to regain not only the attention and adding views of the Paultard, but also the insecurity of the middle-aged (but feminine) Hilltard.
That’s funny, I just happen to be looking for an intern with purple pants.
Libtards!
I’ve said it before, but want to reiterate over and over: I am mind-boggled that corporations and NGOs devote their precious marketing budget dollars to a website thingie that attracts retards who make stupid comments about peepees and popos and futt-bucking and douchebaggery.
And, from the bottom of my tiny shrivelled little heart, I want to thank each and every sponsor for making it possible. There is nothing anywhere quite like Wonkette, and I admire the balls of those who make the brave decision to advertise here.
[Now "brave" likely translates into "you're fired," once the CEO finds out what you've done. But your sacrifice will have been worth it. Without you, shortsshortsshorts would actually have to do some "work" while he is at "work." And the world would be so much poorer for it.]
It’d be awesome if you DIDN’T disable the comments on an ad. If you got HBO to agree to that, it’d be proof that they’re totally awesome and could take the heat.
Is there any way to de-register?
Because nothing says assfucking like PBS Engage.
The Slim Slack girl has more clothes on than any previous American Apparel model, but that is the hottest pic yet.
“Progressive Book Club”? Does each book come with a granola bar? How very very sad.
I nevah miss a ‘Murican ‘Parel ad! Can’t get enuf of teh skinny skank chicz softcore.
I got yer “history shots” right here!
It’s cool, as long as the ads don’t take a minute and a half to load, like at HuffPo.
Outstando: I just happen to be looking for an intern with purple pants.
Is it also a requirement to be knock-kneed and uncomfortable in heels? ‘Cuz I’m available.
I guess not.
i would totally advertise on wonkette if i had a marketing plan.
or money to advertise.
or anything to sell really.
Humble Pi: I like ‘em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican and Haitian.
GCI makes me puke.
Outsourcing as for-profit canvassing. Nice.
They’re the Blackwater of the political world.
i love the cat, or should i say uber cat.