Ed Hale, creator of the World’s Greatest Website for pretend Hillary Clinton fanatics who WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE COLORED, has a favor to ask. Would you mind making Internet-radio commercials for his make-believe Internet Radio show against the Nobamas? You know, if you “think you have what it takes to be a radio star”? It is going to be a whole radio network“The NO Obama Talk Show Network. A place where you can vent your angry against Obama.” Let’s vent our angry together.

Here’s the message Hale sent out today:

Hi All: Well I am excited at the coming of the anti obama talk show. Please go to the home page of, click on the banner that say “No Obama Talk Show” and look at the proposal.You may also vote on it. One more thing, if you think you have what it takes to be a radio star, then on the right side is a list of commerical I need for this radio program. All the instruction are there, so record those commercials and send them to me. It will be about 10 days before I have the equuipment I need to get here to start this show. Once it is here, then we will go live via the internet and take your calls. Ed

Make your commercial for the magic Nobama Show and send them to Ed! More importantly, send them to your Wonkette, and we’ll post them tomorrow, so we can vent our angry.

Maybe one day Wonkette will have its own Radio Network Internet Show, even, to vent your angry!

(Thanks to “Mr. X” for the tip.)

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  1. I think Ed just vented his angry into his pants.

    You know, you could save a lot of time by simply posting that “MORANS!” picture next to every post at this site.

  2. [re=27994]polar_bear[/re]: I think it means that anti-obama supporters support people who are anti-Obama without actually hating Obama themselves

  3. Can we put this guy in a room with Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly and the rest and just let them scream at each other until they melt or something? Do we really have to sit by while yet another sack of shit gets incredibly wealthy by hating yet another politician?

  4. Unfortunately, I don’t have the right audio equuipment to vent my angry by making radio commericals, even if all the instruction are there.

  5. I love the start of their latest video! They discover that Chris Rock talks about white Bitters fucking their sisters – and then (gasp) – they show the very same Chris Rock introducing Baracist Hoosayn Obama! Srsly! Jeebus!! DA WITES R DUMED!!

  6. Is this a grassNOOTS organization?
    [re=28012]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: Fear not — I get the impression that Ed is one lightly-furred ballsack who won’t become incredibly wealthy from his little hatefest.

  7. This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Please, Ken Layne, please set up a radio talk show internet network for us to vent our angry too!

  8. Hey, they already have 2 Obama supporter lined up for the show! I’m guessing AngryBlakGuy and shortsshortsshorts. “Sharpen those teeth.” Wait, WTF does that mean?

    And producing a radio spot that is no shorter than 24 seconds and no longer than 28 seconds will really stifle my creativity.

  9. can you stream this online radio network here?

    I want to listen but I don’t want to give them page views…perceived popularity will only encourage them.

  10. The commercials are going to basically be spoken aloud versions of the ads you see on the backs of old comic books, for sea monkeys, and such. Or like the ads in weekly circulars, for escorts and medical marijuana doctors.

  11. [re=28022]El Bombastico[/re]: While its appreciated, I don’t think I’d last 5 minutes on their program before pulling a few opposite-Imus’.

  12. Slightly OT, but whatevs: a bunch of Bitters were on some NPR show the other day, all of whom missed Hillary but most of whom planned to vote for Obama. Only one eedjut was voting for McCain, and said something like “I’m not voting for HOO-SAYN O-SAMA… [pause for laughter] [crickets] It’s just one letter difference, folks… [pause]… He’s a Mooslem.” It was the saddest thing ever. I almost wish someone had chuckled, but then again, I also wish something had torn him to shreds with their bare hands.

  13. I did the clicky on the link and heard the voice of Ed Hale! It was everything I thought it would be. He sounds remarkably like the narrator from “Dukes of Hazzard” (aka Waylon Jennings).

    Will Hillary be able to jump the General Lee over the convention floor and get to the Supers on time? Sqee-dee-deedly-dee.

  14. [re=28023]NebraskashireGentry[/re]: I prefer to think of it as building up their hopes unrealistically so that their souls will be crushed in November. It’s all about the long-term payoff in yummy, yummy soul juice.

  15. [re=28027]tunamelt[/re]: I’ve always thought they should have a coin based version of the green sign that read: Golden Showers for Johnny McWALNUTS!

  16. [re=28033]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I can picture it now:

    Ed Hale: Well we all know Noobama is dirty, homo, crack smoking muslim. But what we need to know is what KIND of crack.

    shortshortshorts: Well, Ed… First let me say “thanks for having me.” According to Larry Sinclair’s recent testimony at the…ACKKK!!! Oh GOD!! EAT A DICK! No no no no no. Eat MANY dicks. SEVERAL of them.

    Ed Hale: That’s all the time we have….

    shortshortshorts: douchebag.

  17. I have the radio chops and voice to do it but alas I have no time. I can only support racism in the guise of pro-feminisim on a very limited basis.

  18. [re=27994]polar_bear[/re]: Yeah, I was wondering about that too. First off, it’s “Obama supporters and anti Obama supporter,” note the lack of an S at the end of the second one, so there must only be one of them. But beyond that, are they inviting someone who supports the anti-Obama? Does this make them a Satanist, or just Barry’s long lost albino twin?

  19. …a list of commerical I need.

    WTF is commerical? Is it his medication? Is that the point of this thing – poor, housebound Ed needs someone to go get a bottle of Commerical for him? Seems like a lot of work to put up a whole talk show network just to get some young whippersnapper to get him his meds.

  20. [re=28055]Guppy06[/re]: According to Pat Robertson, the Anti-Obama lives among us, subtly plotting to become head of the UN and then taking over the world and ushering in the apocalypse. Ed should know better than to mess with this guy.

  21. [re=28051]KevoTron[/re]: That sounds more like a last encounter with a local DNC.

    [re=28061]Joey Ratz[/re]: Clear, there is a logic for this man angry. He suppose that Barack Obama is man with no smarts, which bring curious to many peoples. With lucky, Kane webplace will find many commercial and messages with be heards.

  22. [re=28068]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Reminds me of that retarded movie from last year “How She Move.” -come soon to DVD at store near you.

  23. I seriously want to make my own NoBama Ads. I think we should all make subversive ads and then send them in just to jam the Hilltardz.

  24. [re=28008]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: The “1/2 page ad in the Chicago Sun Times” offensive hasn’t happened yet, because, um, Ed hasn’t quite raised enough money yet. There were a few complaints about that in his forum, along with dark suspicions that PayPal must be in the Obama camp and is spoiling things, somehow.

    But never fear, Ed’ll pay for the radio stuff himself if he has to!

  25. [re=28087]wheelie[/re]: Nice! How long will it take Hale to change his website name to “Ex-Hillary Clinton Supporters for John McCain, International”?
    Oh, who am I kidding. He’ll never spell international correctly.

  26. [re=28093]ronaldpagan[/re]: Have you seen any of the “Left Behind” series? ‘Cause Kirk Cameron sucks all the blackness out of a room. Just saying.

  27. Ah Ed. I’ve had a long day at work, am very tired and was just thinking, my night would be complete if only I had someone I could make fun of with little effort. Someone who made the mocking brainless.

    And then I saw the latest from Ed, and it’s just TOO easy.

    Ed seems AWFULLY hung up on Chris Rock’s comments about f*cking sisters. I mean, in that same (sarcastic, comedic) speech, Rock made several comments making fun of white people. Yet the one Ed is SO hung up on is the f*cking sisters comment. So, Ed, why is this one comment so important to you? I have to admit, it WOULD explain a lot.

    I’m also curious how exactly Obama liking a comedian equals treason in Ed’s mind, but then again, incest can affect the mental state…

  28. [re=28114]RuperttheBear[/re]: I personally like the quote that Bear-bear is “in the pocket of America haters.” A pocket sized Barry? For little ol’ America hatin’ me? Aw, shucks, you shouldn’t have.

  29. I hope our overlords post the date and time of these radio shows, I would love to call-in and suggest various recipes for whatever the hell the Hillipaultards consume.

  30. Here’s my submission; I rose to the challenge of doing a promo for Ed’s show. Keep in mind that I don’t have a real microphone and that I only did radio in college, so like the rest of the Hilltards, this falls squarely into the “FWIW” category.

    I can’t wait to hear the show, though. I’m sure it will be life — and mind — changing.

  31. We must never underestimate Ed Hale and his Nobamas. Behold the diabolical plan:

    “I had also thought about hitting some of the cities with ads in the Thrifty Nickel. Less expensive and common folks read them cause they are free.”

    Great expressions of exasperation! Anything but the Thrify Nickel!!

  32. OH. MY. GOD. The Drudge Report just reported that ShortsShortsShorts will announce his pick for president tomorrow night on CNN with Larry King. I am betting even money he opts for Barr.

  33. [re=28130]loquaciousmusic[/re]: I think it’s a little too professional sounding for your target audience, but I almost broke a vein laughing when you pronounced the URL.

  34. Ken Layne,

    Well, I’ve been known to get bored on occasion. Usually, it is just because I am procrastinating on something that does need to be done. (Like I am doing right now!) I’d rather watch reruns of all the episodes of “The Avengers.” (Well, the ones with Diana Rigg as Mrs. Emma Peel.) That is about as cultish as I will get these days.

    Sincerely and respectfully,


  35. From the “Flyer Ideas” section of

    Please write us how the flyer should read, what we are interested is that the copy should be perfect in grammer and spelling. Fill out the form below and submit it.

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel. Little retarded fish…

  36. I donated a penny to Ed’s cause via PayPal and got back the friendly little e-mail, unedited of course.

    —– Original Message —–
    From: Ed Hale
    Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:16 PM
    Subject: You should be more careful to who you your penneys to


    Do you want me to call you or is this the last time.

    Ed Hale


    Is it just me, or did I get threatened??

  37. [re=28343]teebob2000[/re]: That looks like a threat. It sucks for Ed; the next time there’s a HUGE SALE ON TRUCK NUTZ, no one’s going to tell him!

  38. I vented my angry this morning into my lady’s vagina, then I corresponded with the anti Obama supporter. There’s only one, and he has his hands full- of Obama’s penis.

  39. [re=28343]teebob2000[/re]: Does he intentionally spell something wrong in every sentence he wrytes? Is it just his thinge?

  40. [re=28034]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: you will probably never get this as my two stupid jobs and one demanding hobby require that i’m always fourteen hours late to wonkette parties, BUT:

    i heard that NPR interview twice. i am so utterly exhausted of hearing the bitters that i pledged $50 less to NPR and told them they lost that $50 b/c of Mara Liasson’s thing for old ceiling cracks.

    i have not turned NPR back on since.


    Do you oppose Obama’s supporters? (You don’t have to oppose Obama!)
    Do you support the anti-Obama? (His coming has been foretold!)

    Aspiring to new heights of political irrelevancy?
    Then vent your angry with Ed Hale today! We’ve got the equuipment!

  42. [re=28252]@ loquaciousmusic[/re]:
    [re=28191]@ Johnny Zhivago[/re]:
    [re=28155]@ itgetter[/re]:

    I just got to hear your audio. You people are vicious! I love it!!!

  43. What a joke this article is. The HCSFJM.COM is in every way the real deal. You might be dumb enough to believe Obama but to the person who wrote this article we are not a dumb as you must be. You need to get over it because the Hillary supporters arent backing McCain. Obama should have not attended Trinity and had close ties with all the other racists like Jesse Jackson, Rev. Wright, Al Sharpton, Black Panthers. Lets talk about Jesse Jackson. I don’t think he ever would have spoke badly about Obama if he were all BLACK. Ok, let me go further to talk about the crooks that Obama hung with “Rezco”. All of these people have no morality. There are all self centered and cannot look beyond the needs of anyone but themselves.

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