Toilet Queen Larry Craig and Hooker-Using Diaperman David Vitter Sponsor Traditional Marriage Bill

 
 Republican Senator Larry Craig can't walk past a public restroom without rushing in and offering to suck everybody's cock. Republican Senator David Vitter spends all his time and money fucking hookers while shitting in his Depends. Imagine what these creeps might do if homosexual couples got married!

We ignored this yesterday because your Sara K. Smith already posted it, last week. But what the hell, you all keep sending it to us, so we'll post it again. SLOW NEWS MONTH.

And sometimes the news is Beyond Comedy. What can you really say about Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsoring a Senate bill to forever change the U.S. Constitution just to make sure some gay people don't have a wedding?

What will these Moral Crusaders do next, criminalize prostitution and cruising bathrooms for blowjobs? Oh, wait ....

 Sens. Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment [Page One Q]

 They Blame Gay Marriage [Reason]