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July 1, 2008

CNN Now Offering ‘Free Sodomy’

by Sara K. Smith  

For free!While America sleeps, one faithful Wonkette reader sends us this screen cap from work. Thank you, brave patriot! And thank you, CNN, for biting our rhymes.

{ 34 comments }

loudmouthredhead July 1, 2008 at 11:51 am

Some let Larry Craig have access to the webserver…he used to just scrawl that with a penknife on stall doors. He’s moved up!

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2008 at 11:51 am

Oh, they say it’s free — but we pay every time.

donner_froh July 1, 2008 at 11:54 am

Free? Maybe the first time…

tunamelt July 1, 2008 at 11:54 am

Live, free sodomy. Is CNN competing with pornotube now?

Walter Sobchak July 1, 2008 at 11:54 am

Seems like that should link here, right?

loudmouthredhead July 1, 2008 at 11:55 am

[re=27595]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Free sodomy: the hidden cost to society. Full story at 11 on Anderson Cooper 69″

Serolf Divad July 1, 2008 at 11:57 am

Hmmm… let’s see… sodomy or dirty politics… they’re both free… damn that’s a tough choice!

AxmxZ July 1, 2008 at 11:58 am

Will their also be cake?

SuperRounder July 1, 2008 at 11:58 am

Are they broadcasting from Ted Haggard’s place? Tell him I’m on my way with the meth and ball gags.

MoodProcessor July 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Isn’t that an old Pogues album? The Band Played Toe-Tapping-Larry….Help me out here….wait, wait, wait…sorry…it was Mr. Blowjangles, Please Dance…..a little soft-shoe…Rat-Tat-Tat-Tap

WhatTheHeck July 1, 2008 at 12:02 pm

I think we are all being sodomized by our fearless leaders 24/7.

Botswana Meat Commission FC July 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Rioting over rape, murder

I concur. Rioting is better than rape or murder.

Botswana Meat Commission FC July 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm

“High tech toilet” pretty much perfectly describes cnn.com.

Canuckledragger July 1, 2008 at 12:06 pm

You mean Elvis Schvitzer coulda saved his 80 grand?

Bad timing.

elburrito July 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm

it’s never free sodomy. ever…

Godless Liberal * July 1, 2008 at 12:10 pm

And to think, I’ve been paying for both all this time!

gurukalehuru July 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm

The high tech toilet has asshole recognition technology, is linked to a variety of gay escort sites, and will be in service at MSP International Airport in time for the convention.

gurukalehuru July 1, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Actually, no snark, I’m glad the mainstream media is finally exploring this very real link.

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2008 at 12:18 pm

[re=27600]loudmouthredhead[/re]: And you’ll know free sodomy is on its way out when Lou Dobbs does a report on it: “The Great Free Sodomy Bubble of 2008.” Wearing a leather vest and chaps, of course.

AngryBlakGuy July 1, 2008 at 12:18 pm

…Sodomy and Politics go together just like Politics and DUI’s!

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 1, 2008 at 12:20 pm

[re=27594]loudmouthredhead[/re]: you may be on to something, the dirty politics part does sound like Larry Craig….ask David Phillips. ““On the way back through with shit all in my briefs and feeling totally humiliated…” (http://wonkette.com/314897/exclusive-i-had-sex-with-larry-craig)

[re=27616]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: damn them for making us choose.

weirdiowasculpture July 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm

The “Now Free” sign indicates that CNN used to charge for sodomy. I wonder why they changed their mind? And were their election night commentators allowed to vote on it? Which way did Glenn Beck vote?

SayItWithWookies July 1, 2008 at 12:24 pm

[re=27616]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: There’s always rough play — as long as you define your boundaries and have a safe word, such as “palomino.”

Texan Bulldoggette July 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Ted Strickland & those Ohio Cornholers will be glued to their teevees.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello July 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Will they sell this on a T-shirt?

Servo July 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Nothing is free. Somebody is picking up this tab.

American Dreamer July 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Oh please. Wonkette has been my best source for grade a sodomy for over a year now. (Thanks Canuckledrugger.)

shortsshortsshorts July 1, 2008 at 12:51 pm

Sodomy always comes with the price of eternal damnation, you fucking sinners.

Not_So_Much July 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm

About friggin’ time. One or the other is expensive. But the ‘sodomy and dirty politics’ combo platter can really add up after a while…

Canuckledragger July 1, 2008 at 1:26 pm

[re=27656]American Dreamer[/re]: No sweat. But since I’ve only been here five months, you’ve been getting your “grade a sodomy” from somebody else “for over a year now.” Must have all been a dream, eh, AD?

Redhead July 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm

See, THIS is what Craig and Vitter are afraid of! Damn liberal media, leaking all the hotspots for good ol’ fashioned gay sex. Now I suppose they’ll have to go do something drastic to make sure this doesn’t get out… like sponsor a bill or something.

travellabyrinth July 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Well, nearly free. They outsourced it to Malaysia.

KTHXBAI July 1, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Jackpot!

Mr Blifil July 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm

That’s a relief, because having to pay for sodomy is like getting fucked in the ass.

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