While America sleeps, one faithful Wonkette reader sends us this screen cap from work. Thank you, brave patriot! And thank you, CNN, for biting our rhymes.
FUNNY PICTURES
July 1, 2008
CNN Now Offering ‘Free Sodomy’
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Some let Larry Craig have access to the webserver…he used to just scrawl that with a penknife on stall doors. He’s moved up!
Oh, they say it’s free — but we pay every time.
Free? Maybe the first time…
Live, free sodomy. Is CNN competing with pornotube now?
Seems like that should link here, right?
[re=27595]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Free sodomy: the hidden cost to society. Full story at 11 on Anderson Cooper 69″
Hmmm… let’s see… sodomy or dirty politics… they’re both free… damn that’s a tough choice!
Will their also be cake?
Are they broadcasting from Ted Haggard’s place? Tell him I’m on my way with the meth and ball gags.
Isn’t that an old Pogues album? The Band Played Toe-Tapping-Larry….Help me out here….wait, wait, wait…sorry…it was Mr. Blowjangles, Please Dance…..a little soft-shoe…Rat-Tat-Tat-Tap
I think we are all being sodomized by our fearless leaders 24/7.
Rioting over rape, murder
I concur. Rioting is better than rape or murder.
“High tech toilet” pretty much perfectly describes cnn.com.
You mean Elvis Schvitzer coulda saved his 80 grand?
Bad timing.
it’s never free sodomy. ever…
And to think, I’ve been paying for both all this time!
The high tech toilet has asshole recognition technology, is linked to a variety of gay escort sites, and will be in service at MSP International Airport in time for the convention.
Actually, no snark, I’m glad the mainstream media is finally exploring this very real link.
[re=27600]loudmouthredhead[/re]: And you’ll know free sodomy is on its way out when Lou Dobbs does a report on it: “The Great Free Sodomy Bubble of 2008.” Wearing a leather vest and chaps, of course.
…Sodomy and Politics go together just like Politics and DUI’s!
[re=27594]loudmouthredhead[/re]: you may be on to something, the dirty politics part does sound like Larry Craig….ask David Phillips. ““On the way back through with shit all in my briefs and feeling totally humiliated…” (http://wonkette.com/314897/exclusive-i-had-sex-with-larry-craig)
[re=27616]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: damn them for making us choose.
The “Now Free” sign indicates that CNN used to charge for sodomy. I wonder why they changed their mind? And were their election night commentators allowed to vote on it? Which way did Glenn Beck vote?
[re=27616]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: There’s always rough play — as long as you define your boundaries and have a safe word, such as “palomino.”
Ted Strickland & those Ohio Cornholers will be glued to their teevees.
Will they sell this on a T-shirt?
Nothing is free. Somebody is picking up this tab.
Oh please. Wonkette has been my best source for grade a sodomy for over a year now. (Thanks Canuckledrugger.)
Sodomy always comes with the price of eternal damnation, you fucking sinners.
About friggin’ time. One or the other is expensive. But the ‘sodomy and dirty politics’ combo platter can really add up after a while…
[re=27656]American Dreamer[/re]: No sweat. But since I’ve only been here five months, you’ve been getting your “grade a sodomy” from somebody else “for over a year now.” Must have all been a dream, eh, AD?
See, THIS is what Craig and Vitter are afraid of! Damn liberal media, leaking all the hotspots for good ol’ fashioned gay sex. Now I suppose they’ll have to go do something drastic to make sure this doesn’t get out… like sponsor a bill or something.
Well, nearly free. They outsourced it to Malaysia.
Jackpot!
That’s a relief, because having to pay for sodomy is like getting fucked in the ass.
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