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CNN Now Offering ‘Free Sodomy’

For free!While America sleeps, one faithful Wonkette reader sends us this screen cap from work. Thank you, brave patriot! And thank you, CNN, for biting our rhymes.


11:48 AM on Tue July 1 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. loudmouthredhead says at 11:51 am, July 1st, 2008

    Some let Larry Craig have access to the webserver…he used to just scrawl that with a penknife on stall doors. He’s moved up!

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 11:51 am, July 1st, 2008

    Oh, they say it’s free — but we pay every time.

  3. donner_froh says at 11:54 am, July 1st, 2008

    Free? Maybe the first time…

  4. tunamelt says at 11:54 am, July 1st, 2008

    Live, free sodomy. Is CNN competing with pornotube now?

  5. Walter Sobchak says at 11:54 am, July 1st, 2008

    Seems like that should link here, right?

  6. loudmouthredhead says at 11:55 am, July 1st, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: “Free sodomy: the hidden cost to society. Full story at 11 on Anderson Cooper 69″

  7. Serolf Divad says at 11:57 am, July 1st, 2008

    Hmmm… let’s see… sodomy or dirty politics… they’re both free… damn that’s a tough choice!

  8. Will their also be cake?

  9. SuperRounder says at 11:58 am, July 1st, 2008

    Are they broadcasting from Ted Haggard’s place? Tell him I’m on my way with the meth and ball gags.

  10. MoodProcessor says at 12:01 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Isn’t that an old Pogues album? The Band Played Toe-Tapping-Larry….Help me out here….wait, wait, wait…sorry…it was Mr. Blowjangles, Please Dance…..a little soft-shoe…Rat-Tat-Tat-Tap

  11. WhatTheHeck says at 12:02 pm, July 1st, 2008

    I think we are all being sodomized by our fearless leaders 24/7.

  12. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 12:03 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Rioting over rape, murder

    I concur. Rioting is better than rape or murder.

  13. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 12:04 pm, July 1st, 2008

    “High tech toilet” pretty much perfectly describes cnn.com.

  14. Canuckledragger says at 12:06 pm, July 1st, 2008

    You mean Elvis Schvitzer coulda saved his 80 grand?

    Bad timing.

  15. elburrito says at 12:10 pm, July 1st, 2008

    it’s never free sodomy. ever…

  16. Godless Liberal * says at 12:10 pm, July 1st, 2008

    And to think, I’ve been paying for both all this time!

  17. gurukalehuru says at 12:13 pm, July 1st, 2008

    The high tech toilet has asshole recognition technology, is linked to a variety of gay escort sites, and will be in service at MSP International Airport in time for the convention.

  18. gurukalehuru says at 12:14 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Actually, no snark, I’m glad the mainstream media is finally exploring this very real link.

  19. SayItWithWookies says at 12:18 pm, July 1st, 2008

    loudmouthredhead: And you’ll know free sodomy is on its way out when Lou Dobbs does a report on it: “The Great Free Sodomy Bubble of 2008.” Wearing a leather vest and chaps, of course.

  20. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:18 pm, July 1st, 2008

    …Sodomy and Politics go together just like Politics and DUI’s!

  21. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 12:20 pm, July 1st, 2008

    loudmouthredhead: you may be on to something, the dirty politics part does sound like Larry Craig….ask David Phillips. ““On the way back through with shit all in my briefs and feeling totally humiliated…” (http://wonkette.com/314897/exclusive-i-had-sex-with-larry-craig)

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: damn them for making us choose.

  22. weirdiowasculpture says at 12:23 pm, July 1st, 2008

    The “Now Free” sign indicates that CNN used to charge for sodomy. I wonder why they changed their mind? And were their election night commentators allowed to vote on it? Which way did Glenn Beck vote?

  23. SayItWithWookies says at 12:24 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: There’s always rough play — as long as you define your boundaries and have a safe word, such as “palomino.”

  24. Texan Bulldoggette says at 12:26 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Ted Strickland & those Ohio Cornholers will be glued to their teevees.

  25. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 12:27 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Will they sell this on a T-shirt?

  26. Nothing is free. Somebody is picking up this tab.

  27. American Dreamer says at 12:39 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Oh please. Wonkette has been my best source for grade a sodomy for over a year now. (Thanks Canuckledrugger.)

  28. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:51 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Sodomy always comes with the price of eternal damnation, you fucking sinners.

  29. Not_So_Much says at 12:58 pm, July 1st, 2008

    About friggin’ time. One or the other is expensive. But the ’sodomy and dirty politics’ combo platter can really add up after a while…

  30. Canuckledragger says at 1:26 pm, July 1st, 2008

    American Dreamer: No sweat. But since I’ve only been here five months, you’ve been getting your “grade a sodomy” from somebody else “for over a year now.” Must have all been a dream, eh, AD?

  31. Redhead says at 3:17 pm, July 1st, 2008

    See, THIS is what Craig and Vitter are afraid of! Damn liberal media, leaking all the hotspots for good ol’ fashioned gay sex. Now I suppose they’ll have to go do something drastic to make sure this doesn’t get out… like sponsor a bill or something.

  32. travellabyrinth says at 4:31 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Well, nearly free. They outsourced it to Malaysia.

  33. KTHXBAI says at 10:56 pm, July 1st, 2008

    Jackpot!

  34. Mr Blifil says at 11:54 pm, July 1st, 2008

    That’s a relief, because having to pay for sodomy is like getting fucked in the ass.

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