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Barack Obama has a new ad called “Dignity,” and it is all about what a candidate loses in the process of running for President. Ha ha, just kidding! But the part in the end where he strangles the old lady is pretty undignified. [YouTube]
DIGNITY
HOLY CRAP he has that poor old lady in a head-lock. OH MY GAWD run poor lady run SWEET JEEBUS have mercy on us all.
I believe the technical term for that is “frottage.”
And I’d trade places with that old bag in a heartbeat.
“I said I wanted ARUGULA in that spinach pocket, BITCH!”
Barry’s gonna win over the old biddies of America even if he has to hug them until they crap their Depends.
He’s just jealous of her bowling score.
Clearly a hostage situation. “Step away from the white woman, sir, just step away.”
The commercial shows my neighborhood in Chicago, but I don’t remember no people of color helping us out. My mom told me about some black guy putting a choke hold on her, but I didn’t know they had video!
SuperRounder: “Why won’t you just vote for me when I love you DIS MUCH!”
Oh man, that’s awesome, ’cause I remember the dignity of work too… have lots of fond memories of it, in fact.
When they told me to be afraid of Barry stealing all the white wimmins, I figured I’d have a couple years before he worked through all the young ones, but apparently not. Man is on a ROLL.
…Barry slapped a rear-naked choke on that BITTER! I’m surprised she didn’t tap out!!!
He saw gray hair, went for the jugular. It’s instinct. You should see the moves McCain throws down when he gets take out from the Chinese Buffet.
I’d like to know where his other hand is…
Deepthroat: I want to make a “One in the…two in the…” joke, but I just threw up a little when that sentence finished in my head.
Wow, that hug made Lunch Lady Doris drop her ciggie.
she totally enjoyed it. plus barry’s only allowed to touch women that look like his grandma (no more scarletts) without michelle kicking his ass, it’s a win for everyone involved.
Bitch fucked up and burned his waffles…
Where can I get a hairnet? Shoot, if that gets me some dry humpin’ action from that tall glass of bourbon that is our next muslim prezdint, then heck, where do I get one? I don’t see any working class people in my contact list. Where do they hang out?
Isn’t ‘dignity’ that group for gay catholics?
The thing that gets me is that he has the balls to assault that poor old woman and smile all the while. These are clearly not the family values that we want in our next president.
Oh, and he’s a Muslim elitist.
loudmouthredhead: Just say “shocker”, it goes down easier.
loudmouthredhead: Did “pinkly” and “wrinkly” occur to you?
Clearly this is a not-so-veiled threat to all the old Clinton bitters thinking about voting for McCain.
SayItWithWookies: Damn it, thanks for making me finish that aforementioned vomiting.
Barry just can’t resist that “sweet…white…nectar” as Uncle Ruckus would say.
Before he entered the room, they were singing something about “The Sherif’s near.”
That’s almost as smooth as Tweety, dancing with Ellen!
loudmouthredhead: Always glad to help. Especially if it gets me closer to that coveted VP slot.
Who actually makes these horrible ads? They’re all horrible! And mostly phony.
“…and when I am President, this is how I am going to give it to that old bitch Barbara.”
loudmouthredhead: He wanted a spinach-rocket pocket!
“Jus let me show ya what I was gonna do to that Clinton byotch!”
She would have preferred a full-frontal bosom assault but her belly-warmers only come up to Hopie’s belt buckle.
“And this is how we handle the Americans when we make videos and cut off their heads.”
Just one specimen from a whole gaggle of lunch ladies……..? Just think about the f00tage we DID NOT see………………..
Serolf Divad: That’s funny…I was just thinking, I’ve been at work for hours today, and I don’t feel any dignity at all. Unless…wait. Does “dignity” feel at all like “sleepy”?
Serolf Divad: “Dignity” only happens at work when you have other people working for you.
Blacula strikes!
Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep!
The other ads are better, he’s really getting to his target market, insult is the best way to that market: http://www.236.com/blog/w/jake_goldman/barack_obama_currently_has_som_7479.php