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When it comes to presidents of various countries, everybody knows Mahmud Ahmadinejad is the handsomest religious nut to hold the office. But what about Mrs. Mahmud Ahmadinejad? Can she rock the open-collar summer suit look?
Maybe! Who knows? Could be Natalie Portman in there. Could be Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. Could be Barbara Bush (Senior)! Who knows?! Sexy is back! [Some Foreign Site]
Looks like the Sith Lord.
“Do this humiliating black robe make my ass look fat?”
Burka is the new black,
“This is fo my niggas”
I assume you mean “Mujahadin I’d Like to F…”
I was hopeful. I thought it was Death coming to play some chess.
Eat your heart out, James Dobson.
There’s a man under that burka. Why should American conservatives have all the boys? Certainly, there’s enought for all the conservatives of the world.
Oh what a great nose you have..oh..ooh…oooh!
Excuse me.
Anyone have a tissue?
I dunno, but his baby mama Eyes just look uppity to me…
H.G. Welles’ Invisible Man?
Well, from that picture we can tell that she has a giant nose and vaguely resembles Cousin It.
She’s probably wearing an American Eagle hoodie and gym pants with Juicy Couture across the ass under that.
That is actually a man underneath the robe.
Underneath she’s sporting the latest Brazilian thong bikini.
These Iranian women sure know how to get their men all hot and bothered.
Those wacky Muslims and their crazy intolerant method of dressing! What ignorant heathens! In unrelated news:
ELDORADO, Texas - A new clothing brand may be born out of the Texas raid on a polygamous sect.
FLDS women for the first time are offering their handmade, distinctive style of children’s clothes to the public through the Web site fldsdress.com.
“Wouldn’t you like to know”?
Did you read the article? Apparently that just did the terrorist fist bump.
ugh.. she’s such an elitist.
shortsshortsshorts: I think it’s Michael Jackson.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, I see her nose,
Anything goes.
“Mrs. Mahmud Ahmadinejad Is Smokin’ Hot!”
Well, of course she is. Have you ever worn one of those things? Like a fuckin’ Finnish sauna in there, boy-o….
She decked out in leather, utility belt of sex toys and full face mask and ball gag. You just thought she was quiet because she is a shy woman in a muslim country and that is why you’re a sexist!
I’m scared. Iran’s going to invade us with an army of toaster-robot-things.
What beautiful folds she has! (God, you don’t hear that often).
I think it’s actually Gisele Bundchen.
Ok I just said that so I could go look up this picture again:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/GiseleChristiesNAT_468×628.jpg
Look at how close they are standing to each! And I thought Gov. Gibbons booty call in the parking lot of that rodeo was scandalous!
Bitch best get back in the kitchen…make my man Mammy a pie.
El Bombastico: point made… and thanks for the link, i hadnt seen the flds clothing site..
personally, i think id rather dress like Mrs. Ahmadinejad, at least she can wear sexy underwear…the underwear, not to mention all of the clothing on the flds site gives me the creeps…
of particular note…the teen princess dress in good old fashioned 100% polyester…
Pussy smell like crude oil.
don’t think of as a burka, think of it as a wife cozy!
Hope there’s not thousands of Ahmadinetards clogging Wonkette’s inbox now.
Oh, Jesus Christ. That picture is so fucked. But I’m laughing my ass off.
I am investing all my savings in the common shares of publicly traded burkha companies. Sales are going to skyrocket after Barry Hussein imposes Sharia.
weirdiowasculpture: NSFW. JACKASS!
…trust me, their is a reason for that Burka!
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4025/altemuslimaschlampert1.jpg
OMG! It’s Jenna Bush!
AngryBlakGuy: *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
True story: I saw a woman in one of these eye-slits-only Burkas at the Pentagon City Mall this weekend.
She was carrying a big pink shopping bag from the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale. Naughty.
From The Daily Iranian:
President Ahmadinejad today stopped off in downtown Tehran to open an exciting new stoning of a gay. His lovely wife Norma (pictured above) was not allowed enter, as women are not allowed view the stoning of gays or raped women.
The President pointed out once again that gays do not exist, before giving the execution sign. Some men (heavily bearded) threw stones before the signal, much to the President’s annoyance.
shortsshortsshorts: Um, isn’t this whole website sorta NSFW?
With oil over $140 a barrel, can’t Iran afford to buy its president a decent suit?
It’s my fervent hope that under the chador, Mrs. Ahmadinejad has those swinging nipple tassels and nothing else. Unless by “else”, it is shorthand for “Brazilian pube wax”.
If not then can someone please explain to me the point of a chador?
weirdiowasculpture: Totally right, but my boss has problems with teh nudez. They have one of those ALERT WE HAVE TEH NUDEZ intruder machines.
shortsshortsshorts: Sorry. I will be more circumspect in future. FWIW, however, I think I first saw this pic on this very website a few months ago.
OK, no snark–some Iranian chicks are hands down, world class, “10’s”. Something about the Band-Aid on the schnozz tells me, mmmm, this one, not so much.
shortsshortsshorts: Nope, just checked. Must have been Jezebel before the break-up. Sorry.
Remind me; is this his first wife or one of his newer, trophy spouses?
Her (it’s) hidden uglytude is mitigated by the fact that she totes has a flaming upside down stars ‘n’ stripes tat on her coffee table-shaped derriere. Fucking minx.
Ahmenijadwhatever declared that Iran does not have any gays. I am planning to move to Iran this fall for that specific reason. Mostly beause no gays means no ShortsShortsShorts and no Canuckledrugger.
American Dreamer: When are you going? We’ll all pitch in for your ticket. Just go! On a one-way.
If you ask me, I believe there is a lone Frisco leather man under there. To the Castro, Mr. president????????
I thought it was Terry Jones from “The Life of Brian”.
The best part of that picture is that Mahmud is standing on a box so she looks shorter than him.
Neocons need this photo to prove that the US will have to invade Iran to save Iranian women, just like they invaded Afghanistan to save Afghan women.
American Dreamer: If I can have that impact on just one of you, I would want it to be you, Tony.
Carla Bruni Sarkozy just called; she wants one in a size “0″…
You know? Republicans should move to Iran. I mean, think about it. The place is perfect for them: Iran is a totalitarian theocracy where religious zealousness trumps brains and competence. It’s a place awash in oil (Republicans loooove oil) and it’s run by a dumbshit douchebag who thinks he’s in charge. It’s a warmonger’s paradise; a place where internal crises are defused by threatening to wage war against other countries. Finally, it’s close to Iraq and the war Republicans love so much. Plus, women are nowhere to be seen naked and it’s kinda cool to fuck little boys. Now, how’s Iran different from the kind of country the Republicans have been trying to build here in America? I think they would be very happy if they all moved there.
kudzu: There’s the religious issue, but there must be a way to pitch Allah as a close-variation of Jeebus. I think with enough cash, Tim Haggart would be more then happy to broadcase the message of Allah-Jeebus (especially if you mentioned the boys. Endless. Closeted. Boys).
Ken Layne,
That is obviously Michael Jackson. He must be releasing a new CD or is “on tour.” Before I read a single word of your story, I wondered why Ahmadinejad was with Michael Jackson. I’m still wondering.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr. Clark
Mr-Clark: Hello Mr. Clark!
I beat you to the Michael Jackson theory, but I came to believe that his nose was too small, so possibly this is an older picture.
If they have multiple wives, do they put numbers on their burkas, life in football?
I wish Ken Layne would dress me up in a black purdah and make me his bride.
Ken can impose shariah on me seven nights a week all night long!
I’d slather that in hummus, then hit it … then declare that it has been defiled and is unfit for Allah, then kill that.
Saying you’d bang someone using Islamic law is almost as miserable as doing it pre-Vatican II.
The Iranian hijab is called chador.
In Afghanistan it is a burqa.
TO: shortsshortsshorts says at 11:57 pm, June 30th, 2008
Hello, I guess there are two ways of looking at it. One, I think you a pretty God damned funny. Two, if I duplicated your theory it was unintentional, as I never read a single comment before I comment. I either have something to say or I don’t.
I admire two things about you: I live in San Francisco, so, it’s hard for me to just let loose and be politically incorrect, although it’s getting easier all the time. (13 years of walking on eggshells sucks.) And secondly, you are a master at my favorite brand of humor…character assassination. Keep up the good work and I didn’t mean to step/stomp on your toes.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
American Dreamer: Why wait until the Fall?
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
How did he find someone shorter than he is?
wallythepug: He’s good with a bone saw.
I can see your nose, you whore!
He must have met her on the set of “Land of the Lost”, cause that is most definitely a Sleestak.
Mr-Clark: Mr. Clark:
As I hail from SF as well, I’m assuming character assassination is something of the water in these parts.
Re: Carla still naked First Lady sorry
Wagamuffin: Just checked with Printemps; Burkas only available in sizes 18 and up…
Count Snarkula:
I guess getting any crystals from them is out of the question.
It was his unfortunate comment “I’d like to get you in the sack” that led to this.
shortsshortsshorts: shortsshortsshorts,
Here it is an art form and is a time saver in the long run unless they think they can counter somebody going straight for their jugular. I prefer face to face with an audience, the damage is usually permanent that way.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
Darehead: Thanks for the clarification. Obviously, I have no Sharia fashion sense. To me, these are just cotton hefty bags. Most of the commenters seemed focused on whether to eat the burka-cue or wait for the clam chador. Apparently, it depends on which country you are in, and which appendage is cut off if you are caught chowing down on the contents of the bag.
Now I have to scour the internet and find some pictures where she slips up and maybe trips and mid-fall the burka flies off. I have to know. He is a handsome man. She has to be beautiful…what if she took it off and it was Bush under there, or Rove.
It’s a guy in drag! Those Iranian men are really into drag.
That one’s pretty convincing, huh?
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