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So this guy in Orlando was driving, at night, when he suddenly noticed a gazillion cars all covered in goofy graffiti saying “Obama smokes crack.” But that’s only the beginning of the troubling evidence at the crime scene pointing to a NOBAMA PUMA Just Say No Deal Hillary Clinton 4 EVA Conspiracy.
“I’m driving by and every car I see has been hit with spray paint,” witness Mike Lowe said. “There is so much damage to them. There are messages written on them and the vandals left their business card, which is crazy.”
Special business cards left near the damaged vehicles contained negative messages about Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain. However, there were positive words about Sen. Hillary Clinton, Local 6’s Kimberly Houk reported.
Mark Penn got drunk and printed up some cheap business cards and flew to Orlando, where he drove around with all two of his friends painting cars until dawn. He is still drunk today.
‘Obama’ Hate Messages, Graffiti Cover 60 Orlando City Vehicles [Local 6]
How smart is that?
I guess “inadequate black man” wouldn’t fit.
And what is this business about Mark Penn having friends?
Way to misspell Obama, morans!
Having the nation saw that Terry McAuliffe guy on television with a belly full of cheap rum, I don’t think the police need cast their nets too far.
Karl Rove’s just getting sloppy, is all I can figure.
Mickey Mouse was a Hilltard? You’d think he’d be down with the brown, just to show some big eared solidarity.
60 vehicles? Those are some hard-working white people.
Obama does smoke crack. So what? It keeps him on his toes.
I’m sorry - I think their hate-filled graffiti correctly reads: “Obama smoke crack”. Mind the sloppy journalism.
Is there any wonder why a Floridian’s votes count one half?
6boma smoke crack?
Oboma,Obama: Hmmm…. Are they brothers?
SayItWithWookies: This is just a placeholder until Karl finishes doctoring up that gay porn DVD. Takes a while to insert Obama’s face into all those scenes.
What? You think I’m kidding?
Wow, while Oboma Smoke Crack is what gets the attention, it’s the baby-blue abstract designs towards the front of the SUV that are the real substance.
Who knew the bitters were so artistic?
…is there any doubt that this was more than likely done by a Republican?!
Truculent: Nah, Karl’s not that foolish — he’ll stay away from the gay porn meme lest it capture the imagination of all the Republicans disgusted with McCain.
Though if I were Obama, my response to this would be, “See, Florida needs some education money and they need it now.” I know vandals don’t have a reputation as the world’s best spellers, but this is a cry for help.
AngryBlakGuy: They were attacking McCain too, so I don’t know. I think it was either a Paultard turned-Hilltard, or a loyal Hilltard is firmly believes the convention will settle the score, one and for all.
As a resident on the Orlando area, I am surprised the vandals were able to for a statement that was so close to being gramatically accurate.
I think it was Paul Krugman. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/30/opinion/30krugman.html?ref=opinion
Did anybody else notice, is that Obama’s blue?
SayItWithWookies: Or just capture the imagination of republicans period.
Has to be hilltards, they’re trying to alleviate some campaign debt. graffiti free car = free advertising. Quite the entrepreneurial streak here.
So, does this “Oboma” guy smoke crack?
They’re clearly giving him helpful campaign advice. It’s meant to read “Obama, smoke crack!” The back says “Because coke is too elitist.”
You can tell a MACO paint job a mile away.
I call for the death penality in case. Call it, Chlorine for Gene Pool.
slavojzizek: I luv that Hilltards now think Obama’s problem is that he is too Clintonesque. Will these people stop at nothing to justify their non-transendental racism?
graceless: Actually, I was thinking more “Hillary Pantsuit” blue…
This was clearly done by Karl Rove’s apprentices, as anyone who’s been paying attention knows that the only way Hilltards know to spread their message is through embarrassing choreography.
I secretly hope Obama loses so he can devote the next 8 years to suing every ignorant jackass this side of California for libel.
shortsshortsshorts: …my perception is that it a Republican who is picking at the Democratic nomination scab. Even the most hardcore Hil-tards realize she has a 0% chance of winning the nomination. So why would they go out of their way and jeopardizes their freedom by vandalizing 60 cars? It just seems WAAAAAAAY over the top for a Hil-tard. However a McCain supporter would realize that Hil-tards aren’t voting for McCain because they like him or his policies, they are voting for him because of revenge. So they can attack their own candidate(to throw the police off) and it doesnt matter because Hil-tards don’t care. Also during Hillary’s failed attempt to steal the election she drove a massive wedge between the democratic party in the state of Florida and it is advantageous for Republicans to keep that in front of the minds of Hillary voters. In the very least if McCain doesn’t pick-up some Hillary voters, maybe he can suppress their vote. Its a bit Machiavellian(and more than likely wrong) but it makes sense.
Mad Tards, Mad tards
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
(Repeat)
Mad tards
Always whine, Always whine
Whatcha gonna do
When Barack Obama flicks you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo
Yeaheah
CHORUS
When you were old
And you had low votes
You support Hils
And fail the primary rules
So why are you
Acting like a ancient Tool
If you get hot
You must get cool
CHORUS
You spray it on that one
You spray it on this one
You spray it on your daughter’s and
You spray it on your sonny’s
You spray it on your brother’s and
You spray it on your sister’s
You spray it on that one and
You spray it on mine
CHORUS
(Repeat)
Nobody naw give you no break
Obama naw give you no break
McCain naw give you no break
Not even Clinton naw give you no break
Hehe
bowser and his two friends … goofy and pluto.
problemwithcaring: I know, right? It is so surreal to hear them bash Obama because some of his more cynical moves imply that he might - in the absolute worst-case scenario - turn out a little like Bubba.
Serolf Divad:
Those guys clearly should have been kicked out of the lunchroom in Jr. High School by football players. Then we would never have had to see this….
shortsshortsshorts:
Nah. I’d bet the farm these are hardcore right wing Minute Men types who don’t want this getting back to McCain. In fact, I’m pretty confident that most of these Nobama Hilltard folks are really just lifelong Cracker-ass Republicans who want to sew doubt in the minds of hard-working ‘Nillas.
Godless Liberal *: he’d better not file in DC because accusations of crack smoking are not libel in the District. They get you reelected (see, Barry, Marion).
Wait, so they’re trying to win voters over by vandalizing their cars? Jeebus, when did America become a third-world country?
AngryBlakGuy: have you seen these Hilltards? I would not be surprised in the least if it were some of this group.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/26/AR2008062604162.html
I have a question: where is Bill? Did he go on a bender again?
What I love about American elections is anything that’s said about a candidate, no matter how crazy, will take root. Problem is, I have to stop making political jokes - people think I actually believe the stuff I say about the candidates.
http://greenteeth.blog.co.uk/2008/06/14/obama-and-mccain-condoms-selling-well-4315649
I thought he was running for president, not mayor of DC.
[i]60 city vehicles parked across the street from City Hall[/i]
Fuck City Hall!
Yeah! Fucking A Right!
Guppy06: the former Crack-smoking Bitch Set Me Up Mayor of DC, now a City Councilman, just launched his reelection campaign from the pulpit of a church, invoking God about every other word. I guess separation of church and state doesn’t apply in Barry-world.
Haha! There’s no mystery: ‘Oboma’ is obviously ‘McCain’ spelled by a moran.
problemwithcaring: Yes. The reason Hillary Clinton ran emphasizing her experience in her husband’s administration was that she wanted to show how she was going to break with his policies and approaches if elected. That makes a lot of sense.
Who says it’s Hillary or McCain supporters (or, for that matter, Paultards)? You know those Orlando hoodlums… For all I can guess they’re probably stoked on “Oboma” smoking da rock. “Yeah bitches! He’s a pipe-hittin’ Prezident! Get your vote out y’all! Vote or DIE and shit!”
Also, what’s it mean when I can’t comment on the Aussie stoner chick thread? Did I miss some misogyny or something off-color over there?
Botswana Meat Commission FC: You may be right. Maybe the Nobama Hilltards do not in fact exist in reality and are simply internet-trolls. I mean really, that might be totally accurate.
…because nothing makes one want to agree with the fellow more than when he takes a spray can to you new car paint job.
problemwithcaring: It’s even better: “Oboma Smoke Crac6″
RaptorAvatar: I think it said Oboema. So it was probably done by some Dutch people who watched Jiskefet. Oboema’s character was described by the Dutch, who colonized South Africa, as the “white negro”.
travellabyrinth: I tried to post this but it didn’t show up the first time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVpDLGKkzaw see also: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=oboema&search_type=&aq=f
Do the Orlando cops ever go by city hall? Most taggers might get 2 or 3 in such an obvious place, not 60. Unless the Orlando PD love Hilz?!?
Oh, I’ve seen their work before!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/althouse/442458988/
AngryBlakGuy: But what if it was one of Obama’s rival gangs??
It was the Art Students League of NY, fearful of losing their exclusivity on elitism, those Chardonnay-swilling bastards.
shortsshortsshorts: The Taliban?
I doubt it’s Hilltards, I say they are Walnuts supporters using Hilltards as scapegoats and to create a divide.
I can only imagine Slick Willy enjoying this..
This looks like the work of Canuckledrugger (the Nook of the North). I would recognize that profanity anywhere. His parents must have taken him out of the mental institution for imbeciles where he is kept for a weekend of fun and sun in Orlando.
S.Luggo: Heh. Awesome.
American Dreamer: Now Tony, that was unfunny, and not nearly insulting enough.
We Orlandoans are told weekly by Fox 35 News not to leave our cars on the streets and Super WalMart parking lots for fear of coming back and finding some rude graffiti sprayed on them.
But does the City pay attention to these warnings? No!
BTW, there is a hard-core pod of Paultards in O-Town. They would be my prime suspects for this mischief!
AngryBlakGuy: I think the thought process of most vandals is more closely akin to: car! must paint!
wallythepug: I know, right? I thought Hillary supporter were white middle class (over)educated ladies.