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Ugh, ack, yes, Barack and Hillary are having their UNITY rally right now, in UNITY NEW HAMPSHIRE, where they talk about UNITING for BLACK POWER… BARACK OBAMA up in this MUHFUCKA, with HILLZ. We missed most of it. Let’s liveblog what’s “left”!
1:40 — She is wearing blue, like on Obama’s signs. What has she been talking about! She said, at one point, that John McCain and George W. Bush are “two sides of the same coin, and the change doesn’t add up to much,” or however you would complete that simple metaphor.
1:42 — Ha ha, she’s done. She and Barack whispered to each other for a while. It looked like he wanted to kiss her cheek, but that would be against the law in many parts of this country.
1:44 — Barack just thanked something called “The Popgun Seven.” They are literally holding this rally in Unity, Space.
1:46 — They are selling Burgers and Hot Dogs in Bill Clinton’s smokehouse trailer, outside Unity’s brothel.
1:47 — “Hillary Rocks.”
1:48 — Talky talky talky. When are they going to introduce whatever White Male is our candidate this year?
1:49 — Oh Christ. He is making jokes about how women can do everything men can do, “in heels.” Everyone will clearly find that funny. Hillary cackles. Barack’s like, “I don’t know bout them heels, Hilz.” Ha ha.
1:51 — Finally, a zoomed-out picture of Unity, New Hampshire. There are four hobbits, total, in the crowd.
1:54 — He talks about wind, solar, fire, heart, spirit, and ice power that is clean and renewable. They show a hippie with a pretty rainbow shirt in the crowd. He’s writing in “Al Smith” on the ballot this year.
1:57 — He will not tax Hillary Clinton for being a woman, which is otherwise standard policy.
1:59 — The forced-ness of this rally… it stings…
2:00 — Barack and Hillary realized on their plane ride today that Americans are a “fundamentally hard-working” and “decent” people. Then why are they all buying Cadillacs with their welfare? Also, we all know that Barry kept Hillary locked in a cage with a Game Boy Color and bread sticks on their plane ride today.
2:02 — Barry finishes, drinks his water, and runs off to his secret cave; Hillary works the crowd. Oh, there’s Huma on her BlackBerry, wearing green! She is pretty.
2:05 — LIVEBLOG OVER.
Wow, from my post in the Jindal thread: “(By the way, where the hell’s the Wonkette liveblog from Unity, NH?)”
Speak of the devil! Yay!
Barry takes over the stump.
Terrorist head scarf sighting in the lower left! Oh wait, that’s just a mullet.
Cant you liveblog “the View” again?
shortsshortsshorts: I thought this was the View. Isn’t Hasselbeck moderating this rally?
Ha ha, he said women can do it better in heels.
Obama: “They can do it in heels.”
Huh huh.
Haha! Sides of the same coin! Get it? One coin? See what she means there? Not much CHANGE? Hehe..heh *snort*
WTF is wrong with you America? How could you not have chosen this lady?!
Man, Hillz musta gotten a huge boner when he was whispering to her…
How are people watching this? Does nobody work in a cubicle where you can’t do things like watch things that have sound?
Where’s Geraldine Ferraro? First he brushed his shoulders off again, and then heelz.
I’m not too great with colors, but I swear that they coordinated her suit with his tie.
Uh..I’m not sure about the “Unity” part;
“One major Clinton donor described it this way: “This felt like when your mom forces you to go visit your Aunt Ida and she has to pinch your cheeks and you’re sitting there in an uncomfortable suit and you can’t wait to leave.”
Warning - don’t let them women were heels when doing it. That causes holes in the waterbed. Just saying.
freakishlystrong: What felt? It’s still going. You already have a quote from someone still at the event?
Sorry, but no chemistry there.
Damn Huma’s lookin’ good today/
O.K. So now the primary season might be over. I’ve had the feeling that they have kind of been stretching the end out to the Democrats advantage. MSNBC gave McCain about five minutes of air time today. But this non-event has been getting non-stop coverage and will likely dominate the rest of the day, if not the weekend. Well played, Hopey.
NedPepper: Bring back the Barry and Johnny lovefest!
AxmxZ: HuffPo
Expect Bill Clinton to do a similar event about two weeks from now. There might be a few more tepid press releases from Bill leading up to the big Bill Clinton/Barack Obama Hope Moneyshot late July. Genius.
freakishlystrong: Those were big donors at the Mayflower event, not the people in the rally.
Rodney Badger: yeah, running to the last primary may serve as a huge GOTV operation. Increased registration and turnout could shift a number of races, not just presidential. TPM has this from The Nation
AxmxZ: Trust me, THOSE people were at that rally as well…
Awww, feel the love…from Viagra!
Also, Barry needs to learn about ‘pumps’, but that’s ok! I prefer Barry not have that great a knowledge of women’s shoes. Pervy.
Did they kiss? Did they kiss?
Way to go CNN!!!
Feature a registered Repub for Hillary, and then ask her if she’ll vote for Obama. Couldn’t find a true Dem that would sooner chew glass than vote for McCain? Really?
Assholes!
‘Scuse me for being out of the loop - they actually found a damned town called Unity to hold this nonsense in? I was much, much happier 15 seconds ago when I thought it was a joke.
TGY: I bet Barry could rock him a pair of stilettoes.
SkimLatteLiberal: It gets glurgier. Apparently, when the votes were cast in Unity, they each got 107 votes.
Next Clinton stop?
Bittersville, PA!
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=Bittersville,+pa&ie=UTF8&ll=39.922112,-76.579857&spn=0.061744,0.170288&t=h&z=13
love the coordinated prom outfits
they should have gone with Tiffany Robin Egg blue though
is that too Elitist?