'I'll Rip Them Apaaaht'
Here is Massachusetts State Representative James Fagan talking about all the horrible things defense attorneys will do in order to get their clients off the hook when they're facing stiff mandatory sentences. But because he himself was a defense attorney once, he says "I'lldo this" and "I'lldo that," leading to people being outraged about how mean "he'll" be to six-year-old rape victims. Oy. [ YouTube ]