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ISN’T THAT JUST SOME GAY DISEASE THOUGH?: According to Andrew Sullivan’s gay Congressional ESP, Sen. David Vitter, who likes to have diaper sex with prostitutes left and right, is the “only Senator opposing the removal of the HIV travel and immigration ban” from “The United States President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief,” a.k.a. PEPFAR. What kind of godforsaken world do we live in where David Vitter is the only guy who doesn’t want Americans getting AIDS from these foreign gays who come here and start coughing everywhere? [Andrew Sullivan]
at least he’s bipartisan about his diaper sex. That’s sooo inclusive!
Does Dubya really have an emergency plan to combat a disease that was first identified in 1983? I’m sure he would’ve gotten around to it sooner, except there was no convenient pile of rubble to stand on.
So what’s next on the agenda, folks? Shall we roll up our sleeves and clean up after the Great Chicago Fire? C’mon, we’ve got a legacy to build here!
HIV travel ban? How did the Pope get a loophole?
c’mon give Vitter a break… he just thinks establishing a national diaper exchance program should have higher priority…
If you’re banging hookers, you clearly want as few of them to have AIDS as possible.
Where was the photo taken? The Senate Cloakroom?
I don’t have a senator, but if I did, I’d ask him to support diaper-boy. I would.
He figures if foreigners have AIDS they probably got it having sex, and if they’re having sex, they probably have a bigger penis than he does, so we better keep them out.
Do supporters of the president’s plan hold PEPFAR rallies?
ronaldpagan:”If you’re banging hookers, you clearly want as few of them to have AIDS as possible.”
dead on…but it doesnt explain his support of easing tariffs on the import of phillipino/korean/chinese women does it?…
Mommy, why is the man violating that cute little elephant?
Gopherit v2.0: Honey, that’s a republican furry.
anabellum: dead on…but it doesnt explain his support of easing tariffs on the import of phillipino/korean/chinese women does it?…
They’re not among the focus countries……so bring ‘em in and show ‘em where the XXL Huggies are. Vitter’s getting lonely!
…maybe I’m a sick twisted fukk, but how in the hell does this guy go a day without receiving a 100 packs of pampers in the mail or on his desk?! If I was in the senate I would be leaving them all over his office when he isn’t around!!!
Gopherit v2.0: Gopherit v2.0: “They’re not among the focus countries……so bring ‘em in and show ‘em where the XXL Huggies are. Vitter’s getting lonely!”
very true…and according to todays exchange rate going for something around $1.42 a pound…
AngryBlakGuy: He appreciates all the thoughtful gifts…
AngryBlakGuy: The interns take them all and put them in WALNUTS’ office.
What is odd is that that the Administration and most of the Senate are on board for passage. He’s a nut.
People. People. People.
He’ll vote for the removal if they throw in a Diaper Rash Amendment.
AngryBlakGuy: im not in Vitters district, but close to it ….and i can honestly say people havent forgotten….but then again Louisiana politics make most over states political systems appear to shine with purity…
perhaps i should mention that Vitter got elected in the first place through one of the bigger political dirty tricks ever….just to give you an idea, David Duke played an important part…
The more you learn about Vitter, the more obvious it becomes that buying some pussy is the SMARTEST thing the dumb buttplug has ever done. I wonder if she called him Infant 9?
I fucking hate David Vitter. I can’t even joke about what an asshole he is. Fuck you Vitter.
I hate fucking David Vitter. I can’t even poke about that asshole of his. Plus, he makes his aids pay and they’re cheap.
SayItWithWookies: Of course he has a plan! Do you think your president is the kind of guy who would sit around reading a book while America was attacked?
masterdebater: …and a little guitar while teh blacks float away?
Vitter is an elephant furry? Funny. I would have figured he was an otter or seal guy.
shortsshortsshorts: I think they should ban people with STDs from traveling from one state to another. Heck lets ban people with STDs from even leaving their house! That would prevent ShortShortShorts from ever leaving his house!
I hear that diaper-to-diaper transmitted AIDS is especially resistant to antiviral therapies
I could imagine that Vitter could get hepatitis from dirty diapers but not AIDS.
He and that astronaut chick should hook up and have lots of AIDS-free vadgeseks. That’s just a fun time for everyone.
American Dreamer: I got them all from you, Tony, and you never called back. Whats up with that?
1ofUS: Vitter makes his AIDS pay? Maybe there’s a major economic value in keeping the rest of the HIV carriers out of the country.
It’s kind of unfair to judge Vitter’s Senate career based solely on his dalliance with the DC Madam’s agency. Remember, he was also banging whores back in Louisiana, too.
ronaldpagan:
Oh Ronnie, Diaper sex does not for the most part include “banging hookers.”
What I always found funniest about the whole adult baby scene was that the Babies had to pay top dollar to have their bottoms wiped, while down the street at the nursing nome, drooling seniors on social security get the same service from imported aliens working for minimum wage.
Who the heck is Andrew Sullivan?