• February 15, 2012

It is growing by the minute!Our good friend Jon Tester writes to us (and everybody else on his email list) to ask us to donate to the campaign of Scott Kleeb, who is running for the Senate “Tractor Caucus.” Who is this cutie with the terrible name?

“A teacher and a former ranch hand,” says Tester, which means he takes the summers off and knows his way around a sheep. But he is also a secret Elitist who went to Yale and has a PhD, so he probably runs an Arugula Ranch up there in, let’s see, Nebraska. Instant disqualification.

Scott Kleeb for US Senate

{ 58 comments }

MathewBrooks June 26, 2008 at 10:38 am

geh.

nbawriter June 26, 2008 at 10:40 am

Can we build the Tractor Caucus out of Truck Nutz?

nbawriter June 26, 2008 at 10:46 am

His Tractor Caucus could inspire the Damp Panty Coalition.

Brutus Harlot June 26, 2008 at 10:47 am

I’m contributing on the basis that we need more hot Senators. (Ladies and Gay Men: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=scott%20kleeb&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

professor.cj June 26, 2008 at 10:47 am

Is he asking for a reach-around?

capitol-hillbilly June 26, 2008 at 10:48 am

[re=24991]nbawriter[/re]: Tractor Testicles … big sale, while supplies last !

pondscum June 26, 2008 at 10:53 am

[re=24994]nbawriter[/re]: No joke! Wow. The hotness is melting my monitor. I’m headed home to fire up the antique John Deere and join the tractor caucus.

Walter Sobchak June 26, 2008 at 10:54 am

Somewhat off topic, but I was watching CSPAN at like 2 am last weekend, and the Race-Horse hearings were on. They referred repeatedly to the ‘Congressional Horse Caucus,’ which I imagine is closely related to the Tractor Caucus, but much funnier.

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am

…maybe I’m all hopped up on caffeine this morning(and I am) but this guys looks a hell of a lot like the actor Bruce Campbell from “Army of Darkness”!

Exhibit A:
http://www.theepiclist.com/images/2007/07/bruce_campbell.jpg

Cape Clod June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am

He’s the Nebraska Democratic Senate candidate hopeless cause that all the Kossacks have had a hard on over for about 4 years.

Servo June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am

He knows his way around a sheep? Why am I not surprised? Amused but not surprised.

Not_So_Much June 26, 2008 at 11:00 am

[re=25007]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “Gimme some sugar, Baby!”

Totes Bruce Campbell.

Godless Liberal * June 26, 2008 at 11:01 am

So unquestionably gay.

Brutus Harlot June 26, 2008 at 11:02 am

[re=25007]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: There is also a theory (of which I do not subscribe) that he looks like the Hoff

Exhibit H
http://leavenworthstreet.blogspot.com/2007/06/kleeb-for-us-senate.html

Gopherit v2.0 June 26, 2008 at 11:03 am

[re=25009]Servo[/re]: Scott Kleeb: He knows you can’t get hot oral from a ruminant.

MadMangosteen June 26, 2008 at 11:04 am

the tractor caucus ain’t the only thing Kleeb is enlarging

freakishlystrong June 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

I wish I could quit yew-Tester-cul!

Terry June 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

Are you sure that’s not the Marlboro man?

Quite the hottie.

freakishlystrong June 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

Man, talk about Cow Porn!

Servo June 26, 2008 at 11:06 am

Does he “motorboat” cows too?

PeteJayhawk v2.0 June 26, 2008 at 11:08 am

[re=24991]nbawriter[/re]: Great idea, and economical too…because there’s a…

big sale on truck nutz

WadISay June 26, 2008 at 11:08 am

If this guy gets elected, Larry Craig will be spending a lot more time in the Senate men’s room.

Basil Morningwood June 26, 2008 at 11:08 am

[re=25005]Walter Sobchak[/re]: Rumor has it that the Kleebster is hung like a Horse Caucus.

mpslim June 26, 2008 at 11:10 am

I would totally contribute to the tractor caucus…unfortuantely I already cashed my check at the Piggly Wiggly so I could get a discount on a case of Coors and bulk pork rinds http://www.porkrind.com/porkrind.htm

And my last 20 bucks is reseved for professional cornhole products
http://www.cornholeshop.com/

I love America

SayItWithWookies June 26, 2008 at 11:10 am

Holy crap — just looking at that picture I can tell he smells of Old Spice, hay and a whiff of diesel exhaust. Can he sing “Wichita Lineman,” tie a clove hitch and cook a roulade?

nbawriter June 26, 2008 at 11:11 am

He looks like Tom Cruise if the Grand Wizard of Scientology could fight his way to the top position.

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 11:12 am

[re=25012]Brutus Harlot[/re]: …that looks a little photo-shopped to me. And secondly why the hell do they have to post a photo of Hasslehoff in his tightey blackey’s? His chest looks like a worn out shag carpet.

loudmouthredhead June 26, 2008 at 11:14 am

[re=25007]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You are not alone in seeing the resemblance. Although, Kleeb looks more like the cleaner-cut, fruitier Xena days that came later:
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/868/868813/bruce-campbell-20080423040250149.jpg

He needs a campaign slogan along the lines of “Scott Kleeb: He’ll make you feel like you have a shaky old tractor between your legs. That’s just the lure of the caucus baby, the lure of the caucus…”

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 11:14 am

[re=25010]Not_So_Much[/re]: …as long as doesn’t start threatening people with his “Boom Stick”!

DoctorCulturae June 26, 2008 at 11:15 am

[re=25028]SayItWithWookies[/re]: …and line dancing while telling us about his dissertation from Yale.

loudmouthredhead June 26, 2008 at 11:18 am

Sadly, I’m more convinced of this man’s cowboy cred (not sure what KIND of cowboy, exactly…) then the hilariously-manufactured “Big John” of Texas.

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 11:25 am

[re=25031]loudmouthredhead[/re]: …being the total cult fanatic of “Army of Darkness”(and Xena for that matter, but i digress) I fully endorse him for the senate! He is a “Dem” right?

liquiddaddy June 26, 2008 at 11:39 am

This sounds strangely communist to me.

Voyou Charmant June 26, 2008 at 11:39 am

[re=24991]nbawriter[/re]: Can’t we just repackage Truck Nutz as Tractor Nutz?

Walter Sobchak June 26, 2008 at 11:39 am

[re=25038]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Considering the Western motif here, I think Brisco County, Jr. comparisons are more appropriate…

ForeignSickSpecialist June 26, 2008 at 11:41 am

I can’t believe the cowboy from The Village People shaved and has vitiligo. I thought he was still locked up for getting caught speeding while smoking crack.

hopeforbill June 26, 2008 at 11:42 am

Two words: Brokeback … Senator.

Doglessliberal June 26, 2008 at 11:49 am

[re=25028]SayItWithWookies[/re]: don’t forget the slight overlay of horse, which is a good smell. Sort of like he just got back a nice, long, sweaty ride….

Uh, ahem. Got distracted.

AnnieGetYourFun June 26, 2008 at 11:53 am

Oh, he’s a Democrat. So, he’s probs not gay.

http://momocrats.typepad.com/momocrats/2008/06/interview-with.html

AxmxZ June 26, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Democrats have quite the crop of cuties running for office this year, don’t they?

Neilist June 26, 2008 at 12:12 pm

“Former ranch hand” = “Brokeback Mountain Man”?

thefrontpage June 26, 2008 at 12:16 pm

“Kleeb” means “tractor” in Khazakistanian.

AngryBlakGuy June 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=25079]Doglessliberal[/re]: …sorry to poop on your fantasy but horses are kinda smelly!

choinski June 26, 2008 at 12:35 pm

[re=25031]loudmouthredhead[/re]: …And probably the scariest of all…
Scott Kleeb and Dustin Diamond a/k/a Screech from “Saved by the Bell”!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_H3Ht16mI06s/RygQ5Bo0x-I/AAAAAAAAAw4/alHTRkgDJbI/s400/Kleeb-

shortsshortsshorts June 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm

SEE REPUBLICANS US DEMOCRATS CAN GO TO YALE AND WEAR STUPID HATS TOO.
Hacks.

MARCdMan June 26, 2008 at 12:49 pm

This dude could complete the non-wuss-politician trinity if he gets to serve with Tester and Jim Webb.

Doglessliberal June 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm

I just relized that this is what George Allen wishes he was. When he wears the boots and hat, and his revolting smirk smile, he just looks like a rich, prep school boy who tries to bully the younger kids because his daddy owns half the town. Kleeb could beat the Macaca out of Georgie with one hand tied behind his back.

bmannes June 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm

He just got an endorsement from the Sit On My Face Coalition. I like him better clean shaven, without the “prison pussy”.

Outstando June 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Omaha would have DSL if Kleeb hadn’t gotten liquored up on horseback and taken down them phone lines with his six shooter.

Count Snarkula June 26, 2008 at 1:50 pm

I’d hit it. But what I have in mind for him is more of a “train” coalition than a tractor one.

ladymacbeth June 26, 2008 at 2:10 pm

[re=25029]nbawriter[/re]: and if he’s 5’2″.

PrairiePossum June 26, 2008 at 2:15 pm

If I were his advisers, I would encourage him to campaign naked.

Better yet, for every $100,000.00 in donations, Mr. Kleeb should remove one article of clothing.

DemmeFatale June 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm

I’ve heard some Nebraskans pronounce it Scott “Klehb” (so that may help, name-wise).
But I don’t care how you say it.

Knee deep in a grassy field.
On horseback.
With his son.

I just don’t care.
He’s dreamy!

NebraskashireGentry June 26, 2008 at 2:56 pm

[re=25218]Outstando[/re]: which is exactly why Chuck Hagel/Chuk H./X (the illiterate vote of the state automatically goes to the Republican nominee) will be re-elected to the Senate as a write-in candidate.

honestly, it’s pretty likely that both of Nebraska’s Senators will be Democrats after the next election…though regarding Ben Nelson as a Democrat is rather dubious. the Republican nominee is an unpopular former governor who left his position to an even bigger moron so he could head the Department of Agriculture for George W. Bush–who even Nebraskans don’t much care for these days.

I’ve heard that while in Washington, Mike Johanns learned him some of them “D.C. values” (these, of course, do not exist). Also, his campaign slogan is much that those of other losing candidates: experience, trust, proven leadership and being a POW in ‘Nam!.

AxmxZ June 26, 2008 at 2:59 pm

[re=25358]PrairiePossum[/re]: Subservient Mr. Kleeb Donor Strip Show. Hopey, take note.

StupidGeek June 26, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Damn! I know a lot of people with PhDs. I wish they were as hot as Dr. Kleeb.

confusionanddelay< June 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm

[re=25008]Cape Clod[/re]: Well then those Kossacks are on to something. I just saw his picture for the first time and I’ve got a ladyboner for him.

ThreeFingersNeat June 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Big Sale on TractorCles!

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