Ted Haggard Finishes Spiritual Restoration, Is No Longer A Homo!

American hero Ted Haggard, the former pastor of a MEGACHURCH in Colorado Springs who quit in 2006 after fucking male prostitutes while on meth, has finally finished his holy "Spiritual Restoration" program, and can do whatever he wants. And all he wants to do is bang his wife and worship Jesus and live in his old house, with Jesus! [ AP ]