Wonkette
- KISS MY ASS, HOUSE, AND KISS IT NOW: It’s Day Two of Hillary Clinton’s return to the Hill! Today she met with the House Democratic Caucus, the members of which formed a single file line to pretend that they hadn’t STOLEN THE ELECTION from her. Charlie Rangel: “She is no longer Bill Clinton’s wife, she is a national and international leader in her own right.” Nancy Pelosi: “She has emerged from this campaign as the most respected political figure in America.” Rahm Emanuel: “Since her campaign started, I have literally masturbated to Hillary Clinton every 15 minutes. Right now, I am masturbating to Hillary Clinton.” [NYT/The Caucus]
[as an entourage of suits - lead by Clark's boss - passes by single file]
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Oh my god! That “thanks for your support, bitch”, look she is giving Nancy is PRICELESS!
At least she’s no longer Bill’s wife. Took her long enough. JEEBUS.
Who hasn’t masturbated to a Clinton?
She’s a national treasure is what she is. Let’s barry her.
“She is no longer Bill Clinton’s wife”
That confirmed every last one of my suspicions about their unholy union.
“She has emerged from this campaign as the most respected political figure in America.”
Jeez, do we really treat everyone like shit?
ManchuCandidate: NOT ME! Wait, does Chelsea count?… Never mind.
How ironic. My wife met with a Democratic caucus just last night! Heh. Dicks.
She also sent out a ’supporters’ email today… the key line being:
“I’m so grateful for all you’ve done for me — all the ways you have given your time, energy, and financial resources. But today I am asking once again for your help ridding our campaign of debt so we can keep fighting together.”
Sounds a bit like putting money on a horse that already lost to me. She shoulda just sent it to Barry!
WTF? Seriously, did I stroke out and miss Madame’s campaign against the Boers, or her piloting the space shuttle to deflect an Earth-bound asteroid, or her unveiling of that cold fusion reactor she’s been tinkering with in basement? Why is Hilz getting the tickertape treatment in DC? She took some time off, applied for a new job, didn’t get the position and now it’s Monday and she’s back in her cube–Hoo-fucking-ray for her.
Forcing everyone in Washington to line up and give her a little analingus action is just too much. I want to brain her with a metal folding chair, but only because I’m so sexist.
masterdebater:
That’s a “I want YOUR fucking job now, you spineless bitch” look if I ever saw one.
…go get your chapstick boys and girls, because in case you haven’t noticed Hillz has a whole lotta acreage back there!
“She has emerged from this campaign as the most respected political figure in America.”
Um, except for the guy who, you know, got more votes than she did.
“Senator Clinton! Senator Clinton! Yes — what was it like in the debates standing right next to Senator Obama?”
Either Hillz has let her makeup artist go, or she’s aged 25 years in the last month. Bless her heart.
Dave J.: Spot on. Shouldn’t they be saying that about their candidate right now? Retards.
Are we sure it was a standing ovation? Is it possible that everybody on the Hill stood just to clear their shorts?
accidental_tourist: OMG, you’re right, bless her heart.
accidental_tourist:
I was wondering why that WETA workshop guy from the [i]Fellowship of the Ring[/i] extended edition was in her entourage.
Dammit,my career as a Hillary impersonator died before it was even born.
Hillary Clinton is the abortionist of dreams.
please make her go away
Oh SNAP! Hillz is thinking Nancy is cunty trollop…
edgydrifter: We, you have to admit, like her or not, by dragging the Primary season to every last state she and Obama did create an enthusiasm for voting, organizing and fundraising. Do you think people would have voted for Obama in droves in PA or IN if it was wrapped up in February? And by keeping the media focused on Dem - on - Dem action, McCain was often pushed out of the coverage. All of this will have a major impact in November - not just for Prez but downticket as well.
Wow. I haven’t seen a look like that since I discovered battleship Bar in the kitchen, stirring her pot of kittens on the stove. *(with all due respect to Uncle Al)
freakishlystrong: Okay, PA and IN were bad examples. NC and OR.
* Nancy Pelosi: “She has emerged from this campaign as the most respected political figure in America.”*
No wonder Congress has approval ratings below Chernobyl! Where there is fear but no respect, there is only flattery. It doesn’t look like it’s working, judging by the photo. I wonder if the House cafeteria served lime Jello and cottage cheese today….
DAMN the enter key….
….in honor of the only worse loser in the race?
“She is no longer Bill Clinton’s wife”? All riiiight, Hillary is single and horny, boys!
Let’s bring everything back to reality: Hillary Clinton’s a poseur and a carpetbagger with no real experience who ruined the Democrats’ chances in 2008 to get back the presidency, and she never should have run in the first place, and most people hate her and wish she and her husband would just go away and stay away forever.
Reality check.
thefrontpage: Poseur and a Carpetbagger? maybe maybe not. Ruined the Democrats’ chances in 2008? Um…. isn’t that to be determined? Which polls are you reading?
choinski: That you Hillz?
graceless: Nope, I voted for Obama. Its just after years of having Rove attack anything that wasn’t loyal GOP, I’m pretty tired of Dem eat Dem. TRANSCEND, PEOPLE!
choinski: yeah, now there’s that guy at the country club crap and whatever else.
“Rahm Emanuel: “Since her campaign started, I have literally masturbated to Hillary Clinton every 15 minutes. Right now, I am masturbating to Hillary Clinton.”
Yes, but given your apparent complete lack of testicular fortitude, when you self-manipulate, does it go “fap fap” or “shik shik?”
“She is no longer Bill Clinton’s wife.”
Well, finally some good news for them both. Now Hillaryous can freely clean Huma’s carpet, and Bubba can tour the nation for his new reality TV show, “Who Wants To Be America’s Next Great Dolphin Waxer?”
“She has emerged as the most respected figure in American politics”? ?
I had that same feeling once and said something similar after I’d taken this enormous dump at a highway rest stop in Kansas. I’d been holding it for, like 20 miles or something, and when I finally got to a rest room, boy did it it emerge and did I ever respect that. Cinched my belt a few holes tighter and scuffed back to my VW. Had I Pat Robertson’s God-given gift of prophecy, I’d have named that 10-pound turd Hillary. ….Naw, that’s mean. I’d have named it Pat Robertson.
jagorev: You mean, “Hillary is horny and single, GIRLS”!
Democratic Caucus, the members of which formed a single file line
single file line? Democratic Caucus?
2 Live Crew?
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls’ behinds