Wonkette
American Superstar Hillary Clinton has reemerged from her secret vacation cabana in Outer Space and returned to the Senate, for Work. As she exited her car on Capitol Hill, hundreds of supporters and reporters greeted her. She was wearing powder blue clothes. She ate lunch with other Senators. She may have read some policy briefs. Congress is awful. [NYT/The Caucus]
Meanwhile, somewhere over the rainbow, Bill Clinton is gingerly nursing a black eye and mumbling something about supporting Obama now.
…was she ready on day one?
I bet she had a radish and onion salad.
MoodProcessor: i heard she had a tuna-taco melt for lunch
AngryBlakGuy:
Baby steps…baby steps. It takes a while for the Prozac and Crown haze to wear off.
The scene at Lunch:
“Anyone want to trade my carrot sticks and penut butter cookies for….$10 million dollars?”
There are so many things wrong with that article, not the least of which is the pic of her in that horrendous powder blue abomination. Oh, and MoodProcessor and stankfest: you’re both wrong. It was beans and broccoli, without the Beano. Her horn’s not the only thing she’ll be tooting.
Filth ridden hippies.
She must have a lot of briefs to go through. Maybe Bill could help her check out the briefs?
UGH..powder blue…she must be a UNC fan.
That’s not “powder blue” she’s wearing. More like “Valtrex” or “2000 Flushes”.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Oh God. I hope she doesnt shit herself on C-SPAN.
That’s not powder blue. It’s robin’s egg. Did no one own the 64-pack of Crayola Crayons?
Mabalz Izhari:
Immodium blue.
choinski: …she probably raided the senates lost and found for wallets!
She had to sob it out at home for a week or two. Better to get it out in private. Never let those bitches on the Hill see you cry!
I like the suit, and I think I’ve had enough time to heal, too. I’m back to liking Hillz, and I’m more than ready to focus on hating WALNUTS!
Suddenly I had a flashback to sitting on the lush, red, 3″ carpet of my grandparents’ home while “Lawrence Welk” got wild with his stirring polka.
It’s the suit, dammit!
BabyBlue Pantsuited Gorgon lunched on Senators?
And I guess that squares it: The Senate wears briefs..
Oh, and Pantsuit, where the hell were you when the house gave the Fratboy teh telcomz immunity?
queeraselvis v 2.0:
So she’s crackin’ more than glass ceilings?
what no consolation prize?…..not even a pair of personalized bunny slippers?….a jar of jam?….a basket of soap?…
those democrats are so cheap…
i bet they gave her a special cup cake for dessert though, maybe sang a little song they made up in her honor?….
sounds like fun doesnt it?…
Her expression in that pic screams xanie binge on her vacation. My ex had hat same look and now all she does is smoke weed and watch cartoon network….and I am jealous of her.
tunamelt:
Better than seeing her wear the “flesh” suit.
If they still looked like that, it would have been very, very difficult to support Obama.
“When asked earlier in the day if he had any advice for his newest ex-candidate colleague, Mr. Kerry replied — “Ah, compartmentalize.”"
He’s still got it! The ability to make me cringe with a single word, that is.
Good to see she’s still dressing like a loser.
choinski:
FTW. Even with the typo.
“And it isn’t even my birthday today,” she said, As she slowly turned around, back facing the crowd,pulling a power blue hood over her head and drawing forth a lightsaber before her eyes turned scarlet red, saying “Birthdays come but once a year… but death my children, is FOREVER!!”
Too bad Barry showed up with his “magic monkey”..man, what a kill-joy.
— When asked earlier in the day if he had any advice for his newest ex-candidate colleague, Mr. Kerry replied — “Ah, compartmentalize,” and chuckled to himself. —
English translation: Kill Bill.
Bean soup for you, Hillz…
Forever!
Am I the only one in here who took one look at the “Hippy Hillary” and thought “If you were going to march into that bush, Dr. Livingston, you’d better take along your WeedWhacker.”
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do.
Bill actully looks “hittable” in that pic. (cue Hillary Joke)