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Oh hey, it’s a live feed of Barack Obama doing stuff! Now you can masturbate to his glorious musings whenever you want to — even at the office. At time of writing he was going blah blah blah about energy policy. Catch this exciting new Internet development while it’s hot! Oh and you might have to hit REFRESH REFRESH to make the thing work. [BarackObama.com]
Wake me for Barry Michelle sexy fun time.
Goddammit Barry, stop shitting all over and debate WALNUTS for gawd sakes. This is upsurd.
If you donate money, will Barry do stuff you request?
’bout time, I’m sick of waiting a couple of hours to see what Barry’s been doing.
So long as there’s a camera in the shower.
vicuna: Like stripping!
shortsshortsshorts: I know right?
America “is the Saudi Arabia of coal”. Guess he’s going to get those WV votes.
yes! Clean Coal shoutout from Barry. Hez drinkin’ teh Koolaidz.
There’s like 5 hardworkin’ white guys there! They must have teh gayez…
“We’re gonna need change. And that change is full of hope.
My stance on energy- that shit’s gotta change, for reasons of hope. We need to change our policy in the middle-east, so we can have hope. We gotta change our schools, for hope.
Did I mention I was a civil rights attorney, for change? That was hopeful to.”
Did that guy just say he’s studying to be an electrician? Is Barry speaking at some podunk vocational school? WTF(mate)
freakishlystrong: Dey tuk ahr Jobz!
So is this their version of the Ron Paul Blimp Tracker?
A Pimp Tracker, if you will?
Also, this would be completely awesome if it were set up kind of like Subservient Chicken.
God, they really know you to take all the fun out of stalking someone, don’t they?
Whatever, I still have my jar full of Barry’s toenail clippings. But they’ll probably make those available for download, or something.
So I keep giving money but Barry still has his pants on.
Worst. Webcam. Ever.
what an elitist thing to do…
How the hell is he going to sneak cigarettes now?
My work’s firewall supports John McCain. It’s blocking Senator Camwhore.
When is his webcam gonna team up with Liz Vicious’ for some hot cam on cam action? And they told me I would get tons of other cams with my 39.95 a month but no one is ever on them (especially the Kusinich S and M cam). Sad panda points for me.
…if Liz errrrr oops I mean DENNIS Kucinich had one these he would president already!
So we’ve regressed to liveblogging reality TV. November can’t come too soon.
And what’s with the REFRESH REFRESH business? Sure McCain can offer a pile or Euros or something for someone to invent a better internet.
In Soviet Russia, you work for change! In America, Change Works for You!
Also, I love the ever so freudian boom mic shop I am looking at right now.
I hope it shows him sleeping tonight.
umm do we get to see him uh shower and stuff? because you know it’s important for voters to know that he does ordinary guy stuff; like shower. we wouldn’t want them to keep thinking he’s really a scary muslim guy. just looking out for the voters right to information & stuff, you know.
grundle burrito: ICANHAZARUGULA?
Counting down the hours to a leak of Paris-Hilton-style vid shot with night vision camera. Only instead of sex, there will be cigarettes. And possibly a hint of neck above two undone shirt buttons.
AxmxZ: Goddamn, now I need a cigarette…
Godless Liberal *: You beat me to posting this particular awareness of all internet traditions! The “Subservient President” Bush one is gone now as far as I can tell, (I think it broke when millions of wingnuts kept typing in commands to ‘make abortions illegal’ and ‘put prayer in schools.’)
will be get to see barry eat bacon for breakfast? because until then he’s still a muslim, as far as i know.
freakishlystrong: Summer is coming. We may yet see Barry campaign with the top two shirt buttons undone. Keep that hope alive.
McCain has one of these, but it just looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/5n5jsc
MathewBrooks: Or trips to his local Mosque?
sarcasticusername: That gives me a brilliant idea, instead of spending millions trying to debunk those rumors on that website, why doesn’t he just get a nice photo of himself enjoying a mess o’ bacon? (note, i was gonna photoshop one up real quick-like, but it’s pretty hard to find pictures online of people enjoying delicious bacon, for some reason.)
Mine says he’s “off air”. Must be a prayer break.
Mabalz Izhari: No, he is just taking a break to plan how to abort all childrenin America, break the capitalist system and bake a delicious fruitcake constitution.
Walter Sobchak: What the Obamas are secretly omitting is the fact they eat TURKEY bacon. I do the same, but I don’t omit the TURKEY part. Cuz I’m not claiming no Izlam or Judahizm… and Old Testament followers are the true anti- Jeebuses.
I am a follower of Uncle Ruckus…
ForeignSickSpecialist: Cuz should be But, of course.
And the “look at my powerful chin” pic for when he’s having a smoke…
GAK!
…poked muh damn eye out…
Somehow I’ve got to see this video.
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He’s so exciting to me!
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He’s so inviting to me
Yeah!
– With apologies to Kool and the Gang
What’s with the constant masturbatory references Sara? (not bad for one-hand typinnnnnnnnnnnnnng. Ahh.)
Thank God. I was starting to worry that there was not enough voyeurism on the web.