Look, everybody. Just donate a little bit to John McCain’s campaign, and you might have the American opportunity to develop the “keen eye” of heroic Richard Cohen! [John McCain]
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Jim Newell (5411)
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (791)
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Arielle Fleisher (385)
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I just hope they don’t make you sleep with the hundreds of illegal immigrants WALNUTS keeps in the wheel-wells.
[re=23352]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
“We keep you alive to serve this bus, so row well and live.”
Does the bus go to Atlantic City and is it round trip? I don’t want to miss my shows on LifeTime.
Mayhill Fowler, this is your chance!
Straight talk through curved space.
Oh, sweet — a ride on the Bullshit Nonstop? He can have a few bucks from me — especially since, as a subscriber to public financing, he’s bound by his own frickin’ law not to spend it until after the convention.
Gramps McNuggets doesn’t seem to grasp this, but he is running a private, interstate lottery. Bye, John, bye.
This day I get in the queue (Too much, the McCain Bus)
To get on the bus that takes John to you (Too much, the McCain Bus)
I’m so nervous, I just sit and pray (Too much, the McCain Bus)
Not to see his yellow smile (Too much, the McCain Bus)
Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, the McCain Bus)
You’ll be an appointee, have no fear (Too much, the McCain Bus)
I just want to hear him cuss (That Cunt, the McCain Bus)
So I’ll ride on McCain’s Bus! (Too much, the McCain Bus)
Nooooooooo!
I don’t care what Charlie Black says (Too much, the McCain Bus)
I wanna hear McCain flip flop that day (So much, the McCain Bus)
*McCain Bus X 6
…little do they know “straight talk express” is his nickname for his cheek pouch! Enjoy and don’t forget to use protection!!!
“REGULATORS!!! Mount up…
That line might have worked a half-century ago, John, but modern women have gotten wise to your wiley ways. Nowadays you have to buy them a few mojitos first.
Ride with me… to the Country Kitchen Buffet!
the misspelling of the century “ride on me on the [ironic] straight express”
Sure, I’ll ride with you gramps… but only if you let me drive.
Since there’ll likely be no opportunity partake in a hot-cot pajama party in the Lincoln bedroom, I guess this is the next best thing.
[re=23422]AxmxZ[/re]:
Breakfast anytime!
[re=23417]ThreeFingersNeat[/re]: it would take more than a few mojitos to get this cunt/trollop on that bus…
“c’mon girly… sit on grampas knee and play horsey” …..ick ick ick..
My first act aboard the McCain bus? Take a shower. Yep, I’d pee.
[re=23399]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Win! Let me know when they release your album.
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