Wonkette
- Barack Obama romances the lady voters with the aid of his old pal Hillary Clinton. [Washington Post]
- Meanwhile, Muslim voters aren’t feeling the love from Barry. [New York Times]
- Four Americans were killed in a bombing in Baghdad today. [Washington Post]
- The U.N. Security Council finally says, “Hmm, looks like this election in Zimbabwe could be a little crooked.” [New York Times]
- Rahm Emanuel, a driving force behind the Democrats’ 2006 takeover of the House, wants you to know he can do the legislatin’ as well as the power brokerin’. [The Hill]
- On the offshore drilling issues, John McCain is willing to annoy California (which he wasn’t going to win anyway) if he can charm the Midwest. [Los Angeles Times]
DAILY BRIEFING
Oh good, now that the UN is on the case, everything’s going to get solved.
McCain is pissing into his own Wheaties again. He thinks by fucking up the California coastline, the Marines won’t be jogging shirtless on the beach for Cindy’s viewing pleasure. Little does he know that without the stimulation, the trollop will completely lose the desire to make Mr. Happy happy, and Walnuts will have to go trolling for lobbyists again. Not a good situation to be in during election season.
With his newfound eagerness for drilling, I predict that Pres. McCain will name Larry Craig as Secretary of the Interior.
The Muslims are messing up just like Jeremiah Wright did. They’re supposed to keep it hush hush until Obama gets in the bla.. I mean White House, then he can don his Muslim/Christian turban dashiki ensamble and scream “Death to Amerikkka and whitey!”
Didn’t they ever see “The Spook Who Sat By The Door?”
Barry already has all the hot ladies in his pocket. But I guess we’re going to need the bitters to win in November, so we’ll have to grit our teeth and take the “no fat chicks” bumper sticker off the van.
But we’re leaving the “gas, grass, or ass: nobody rides free” sticker. I’m firm on that one.
ThreeFingersNeat: or, …if you can read this, then that bitch Hillz fell off.”
Finance and Oil,
the Republican Foil
Flippety-Floppety Fool
He’ll change his mind as the issues unwind!
Flippety-Floppety Fool
Wally’s all horney
to drill Californey
Flippety-Floppety Fool
“I may be a whore,
but the drillings offshore.”
Flippety-Floppety Fool.
Four Americans killed in Baghdad today is four goddamn too many, godammit…
I’m sure glad the surge is working. I’d hate to see how many Americans would have been killed in Iraq today otherwise.
Godless Liberal *:
It’s not like the UN is spineless. Look at their stunning successes in Somalia, the former Jugoslavia and Rwanda…
ManchuCandidate: it’s those robin’s egg blue helmets–they are incredibly intimidating. People see them coming and throw down their arms immediately.
Shame on B’Iraq HUSSEIN Osama for shunning his religion like that. They should excommunicate him!
Subscribing to my knowledge of geology, I can’t imagine any substantial oil fields off the coast of California, except possibly off San Diego or in Mexican waters. In any case, parking offshore rigs next door to a fault line isn’t a bright idea.
ManchuCandidate: It’s not their being spineless that makes the whole organization utterly ineffective, it’s that they insist upon saying “pretty please” but not including the cherry on top.
Servo: I was just going to note that. Maybe they can drill off SF, where you have three faults meeting, for extra excitement. And then build pipelines across the land that is either undergoing fires, earthquakes, or massive mudslides. Yay!
ForeignSickSpecialist: The Spook Who Sat by The Door was the highlight of my African American Film class in college (yes, I got a cinema studies degree, don’t judge me). It is the reference I always make when my wingnut family members talk about Barry being a secret Irianian agent or whatever.
Muslims are being snubbed by Obama? I hope they won’t transfer their votes to Nader, a man of Lebanese descent.
MoodProcessor: Poi-fect!
Servo: my terrorist plan was to bomb that fault line and have part of California drift away, but apparently, they won’t be missed
PoliticalGraffiti: Super-Bama will stop your dastardly plan, Lex Luthor
MaskedRiderV3: My muslim taxi driver the other night is happily voting for Obama and is not a Nader fan. That’s a scientific enough poll for me.
I demand Barry shun Christians also for equality’s sake.
McGodger is now proposing off-shore to look for, not only pertroleum, but possible reserves of Ethanol.
Why does John McCain hate corn farmers?
Servo: San Diego’s Republican. Fuck em. I want to see Duncan Hunter’s district covered by an oil spill. Just sayin