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The National Democratic Club is a magical place in our nation’s capital where Fat-Cat Democrats go to drink their sodomite faces off and enjoy “exciting new menus” courtesy of Executive Chef Tony Hang. But the party might not be so much fun in the future: the NDC is raising its drink prices like common capitalist swine.
A highly placed Wonkette operative sends us this sad communication from the NDC:
TO: NDC Members
FROM: The Executive Committee
SUBJECT: Drink PricesDue to an increase in the cost of alcoholic beverages and because drink prices have not been increased for four years, effective on July 1, the price for beer and wine will be increased by $1.00 and all other distilled spirit prices will increase by $1.50 per serving. While these new prices reflect economic reality, beverage prices at the Club remain highly competitive, and we continue to look forward to your support and patronage.
It’s enough to make a person a Republican! We hear that moonshine’s still going for $10 a jug at the Capitol Hill Club.
Olde English it is
Good. I don’t want to see any of these donkey-masked nerds walking around any drunker than is absolutely necessary.
Where’s my goddamned arugula! I gots my endive, though:
http://natdemclub.org/menus/Fall-Winter07-08Appetizers-Salads.pdf
P.S. maybe the “mixed greens” in the Curried Pulled Chicken will allow me to hope beyond hope for the elusive rocket…
The wine menu (http://natdemclub.org/wine.php)is more Applebee’s than elite, BV and second-label Estancia from Franciscan.
California’s Boxer and Feinwine have let us down, once again…
No, no, the sodomites are all at the Republican club. Also, can I win $300 mil from Barry’s regime if I invent a donkey mask with a straw attached? Might go to lips, might go to nose. Depends.
schvitzatura: That Autumn Salad is the Gayest. Thing. EVER. Plus, it has Candied Walnuts! Bwahahahaha!
What? They don’t serve drinks in some sort of collectivist trough?
…I guess no more Crown Royal shots for Hillz!
Well, shit, there goes drinking all day and capitualing to the fucking Rethuglicans…
What’s the point of your nominee having connections to big ethanol, if you can’t get cheap booze?
Question about the photo above:
When did LNS go furry?
AngryBlakGuy: Don’t worry, she is a Republican now.
Why do I get the impression that these people were NOT invited to that party?
but is there still a big sale on truck nutz?
I see a rollback in prices, if only for a few hours on Flag Day:
http://natdemclub.org/events.php
30th Annual Tip O’Neill National Democratic Club Golf Tournament
Monday, July 14, 2008
Lowes Island Club
For the ol’ Tipster (Resquiat in Aqua Vitae), exceptions will be made…
OK, but what KIND of booze. If you’re getting that cheap crap out of the gun and paying top dollar, quit, but it’s still not worth voting for McCranky.
Between the price of corn and “OMG HOP CRISIS of 2008″ I think i might have to switch my intoxicants from beer and liquor to fermented shit. I hear the africans are doing it and since we are sliding into the third world I might as well be an early adaptor.
the list of events is so sad….
karaoke night at the National Democratic Club?…
i’d rather watch Second Life puppets have sex…
Remember, kids: Before Obama Democrats had to give out free liquor just to get people to show up for their rallies.
Does anyone know anyone who belongs to this club? We hope not.
PoliticalGraffiti: O’Barry will transmogrify his call for Change-O Presto by giving us all (particularly thw hobo bitterites in their black mold, TV Guide infested, trailers, a jigger of Ethanol and a ‘back’ of Hope.
PoliticalGraffiti: O’Barry will transmogrify his call for Change-O Presto by giving us all (particularly thw hobo bitterites in their black mold, TV Guide infested, trailers, a jigger of Ethanol and a ‘back’ of Hope. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/23/us/politics/23ethanol.html
Hope is around the corner so long as it sits on an ethanol lobbyistâs tab. Last call, Jim.