Wonkette
Well, here’s the moment none of us were waiting for: The people responsible for last year’s “Obama Girl” craze have released the McCain Campaign’s version of a harmless, sexy New Jersey gal — and it’s a horrifying genetic accident from Hell itself. Masturbate to that. [YouTube]
She looks a little like Cindy on stolen drugs, only greener.
Uh, no. No masturbating to that, thank you.
Well, I’d take Obama Girl over McCain Girl. Surely that means Barack Obama should be President.
So that’s what Tori Spelling is up to.
I laughed. I cried. I mostly laughed.
I love the Vicki Isemen reference.
“There is only one thing that can stop Obama and it’s in me.”
Flash to pic of John McCain grinning with thumbs up.
Wait a minute, it’s not?
Jesus Christ. I didn’t think this day could get any worse but now I’ve seen that the world is a cold, dark place full of stupid YouTube videos that don’t even have a place in a High School A/V club.
Is this even America anymore?
Okay, that’s actually really funny.
KevoTron: yeah, this work week needs a fork stuck in it real soon.
Kinda Orion-slave-girl-esque
Well, I was going to take a swig of tequila at some point, and it may as well be now.
According to time honored internet traditions,
I must say that I almost LOL’d.
Thats better than the real Incredible Hulk movie.
But its no “Walnuts.”
Doglessliberal: Two hours and I’m off to happy hour. I’m celebrating my goddam birthday with tons of freaking booze.
Does Obama have to smack a green bitch?
Is it wrong that I’m kind of hoping Marvel’s lawyers slap these people down? And anyway, you would think as a person of color she’s have some feeling for Obama.
Gopherit v2.0: I think you meant cunt.
I would pay as much as $2.75 to hear Kanye West say “John McCain doesn’t care about green people!”
$3.50 if you can get Mike Myers to stand next to him and look real uncomfortable.
One one hand, her boobs get bigger.
On the other hand, they turn green.
Fuck it, I’d still hit that.
Paultardville: Hell, I think I HAVE hit that. No, I’m not proud to say it.
Well, I guess if Shreck and Ann Coulter had a baby, she’d look a liitle like that? Ech.
Jesus Christ. I didn’t think this day could get any worse but now I’ve seen that the world is a cold, dark place full of stupid YouTube videos that don’t even have a place in a High School A/V club.
Is this even America anymore?
Nope. Looks like you’ll have to get a sense of humor, then.
greatgooglymoogly: (Thinks to self: “I did sorta like when she was strapped down, though. God I am sick, sick, sick!”)
The part where her implants grew? Priceless. I’m sure medical science already has real-time adjustable implants in the works.
Deep in the deserts of Arizona, the military has been breading a secret race of trollops. Blindly following the commands of their leader, John McCain, these cunts mean business.
That was almost as bad as the Ang Lee version.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Mmmmm. Breaded trollops.
greatgooglymoogly: I was gonna say — that looks like Ann Coulter. But with a vagina.
“Masturbate to that.”
Well, since it’s a direct order…. OK.
But, because I’m still something of a rebel, I won’t enjoy it.
BTW: Is it just my imagination or is everything fucking “going green?” Arugula overdose or what?
I posted my comment over an hour ago. I proof read it for snarkynes. (It is not easy for a straight male over 50 to snark, believe me.) What’s with the discrimination against “unauditioned” commeners like the boomer, (who are supposed to have) unfettered comment rights udder the new ownership policy)?
My comments of yesterday took over 14 hours from send to post. And by then they are stale.
Is this the staff’s way of resisting the new open comment policy?
Please enlighten the boomer, oh snarky ones.
SayItWithWookies: Truly, a monster to be feared.
Canmon (the Inadequate): Agreed, and we didn’t have to lose over two hours of our lives over this one. Except for the time we’re taking commenting on it.
There’s going to be a “next episode?” They didn’t have enough material for this one, and it was only 2 and a half minutes.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Yeah. If Kirk could hit that, I think I could force myself to also. I always did like a girl that could kick my ass.
I’ll bet this isn’t the last time I read “McCain” and “Angry, Deformed Monstrosity” in the same sentence.
What was up with this line:
“As far as I’m concerned that girl’s entire body is property of the Republican Party.”
She’ll be the least fucked girl in the history of the universe.
Geez, YouTubes. It’s the Republican party.
We need a McCain boy. Preferably thirteen years old. Bouncing on a mini-trampoline, with the camera focused like an SDI laser on his nether regions. In slow-mo.
While he’s wearing naught but a jock strap (or, for those Montana Republicans, a Tarzan-boy loincloth - they fancy the aboriginals).
Singing, “Thank God I’m an American (Kickin’ Raghead Ass)”.
Yeesh, must Wonkette guide you thru the nose on everything?!
I will do a Bill Clinton on her ass.
I laughed. I cried. I checked my bloodstream for lil’ angry McCain antibodies.
Thumbs up!
trai_dep: It was much better than ‘Cats.’ I’m going to see it again and again.
…ehhh, I would hit that at 4 a.m. after a hard nights drinking. But total hate fukk though; I do have a liberal image to maintain after all!
AngryBlakGuy: …oh yeah, I would totally knock the bottom off 9ui11iani girl!!!
See now that was just fake. I know this, because Giuliani Girl was black. Although, perhaps she’s what came out when the NYPD sodomized her father with a broom handle.
Attention, class.
Titties.
That is all.
Huge budget for a Youtube video. I’m actually surprised there aren’t more McCain girls though. It’s called daddy issues.
-”You are not going out of the house in that trollop makeup.”
-”Abortion? You’ll get an abortion over my dead body.”
-”Missy, you’ll stay in Iraq, and you’ll damn well like it.”
And, of course, “That’s not change we can believe in.”
Come to think of it, I guess there are McCain girls with daddy issues. They’re all old enough to be McCain’s daughters - in their late 40’s or early 50’s - and comment on Hillary is 44. Who knew so many middle-aged women got off on being called cunts?
How much green makeup did they put on that cunt?
Um…no.
OK, so who bankrolled this?
Beef Supreme: “As far as I’m concerned that girl’s entire body is property of the Republican Party.”
Yeah, that was the micro-jaw-drop moment for me.
She looks like my first grade teacher Miss Bird. Good times.
Um, what in motherfuck’s name WAS that?
I realize that, now that I’m a lofty 33 years of age, I am officially completely out of the loop and entirely out of touch with the Young Generation (TM) that I thought I was part of, but am slowly beginning to realize I’m not.
Is it just me, or was this perhaps one massive joke? I mean, if you ask me, I think this is an attempt to MOCK Mr. Johnny McGayne, not an endorsement of his old ass.
Not for nothin’ (I’m a former Jerseyite, but I always hated that phrase), but she’s kind of cute. And I don’t normally go for the White Devil broads. Or “cunts,” as McCainites call them.
loudmouthredhead: See, what the campaigns don’t realize that they are missing a huge demographic if they just subtly insert Star Trek imagery that they’d sway a sizable voting block (ok, maybe me and a few nerdy friends i’ve managed to collect). I mean, when Hillz was in her Tasha Yar getup, I was intrigued, and my Hope-addict friend was nearly aroused. This too piques my curiosity. Of course, this girl is “where no republican has gone before.”
Err, she DOES have green hair top and bottom, right? Can someone check?
If her vulva isn’t a color darker than Mediterranean tree moss, I’m going to think they used digital FX instead of genetic manipulation and gamma rays. And McGrumpypants anti-bodies.
Is female pro wrestling coming back?
Zhu Bajie
3 thumbs up.
…everytime someone says McCain girls, I keep imagining the Golden Girls!
I love it!
Uncommon Sense: I think she’s cute too. (I was born in Princeton.)
Also, McCain-loving ladies, I can call you cunts too. You are all cunts. Now join the Democrats; we’re easier on your uteri.
greatgooglymoogly: Goog: In My Humble Opinion, your’s is the winning post.
Just wanted you to know.
Cute, but it’s basically never a good idea to have to resort to using the Carmina Burana music, even as parody.
Damnit, when will people stop fucking with Carmina Burana?
Ken Layne,
It was all that Cindy was willing to spend on Midge. He was lucky to even get that. He thought he got even though, he sent her to Vietnam for a few days, where she appears even taller and more beautiful.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
2-1/2 whore zircon diamonds
I dated a girl in law school that turned bright green and all musclely whenever I hit her G spot. But I think that was just all the hormones she was taking since she was a post-operative transexual. Her name was Michelle.
trai_dep: Err, she DOES have green hair top and bottom, right? Sorry, that’s so old school; now days the ladies go bald down there - no grass on the playground anymore. And bald is a nice touch ya know, keeping with McCrazy’s senior citizen look. just sayin…
2 1/2 whore emeralds.
I have a feeling the sequel will involve Jello wrestling. Green jello.
Every time someone masturbates to muscular cleavage, god kills a kitten.
I can’t have that on my conscience.
The video’s terrible, the acting’s terrible–but the girls are hot. Come on, folks, you have to admit that both girls are hot. Geez!