Sad Underdog John McCain Has Best Fundraising Month Ever!

Littlest candidate John McCain has had a lot of trouble raising money, because Republicans don't like him and everybody knows he's going to lose, but he finally had some "good news" today on the money front: Team McCain raised $21.5 million in May, which is the best-ever monthly take for Walnuts ... and still only half of Barack Obama's monthly average of $40 million. [ Los Angeles Times ]