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Next week Hillary Clinton will be campaigning with Barack Obama, which means only one thing: the former candidate and the current candidate are totally in cahoots and having phone sex all the time to discuss how they can break the hearts of millions of Obamatards across the nation by making Clinton Obama’s running “mate.”
The Obama campaign sent out an email saying that Barack and Hillary would be meeting with Hillary’s donors next Thursday, and then next Friday they will campaign together. As we type this, Keith Olbermann is furiously scribbling a 45-minute Special Comment about how Barack Obama has ruined America and Democracy, and has he no sense of decency Sir, &c., while simultaneously wanking into an old sock.
Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together [AP]
What did you expect know that Webb’s in the middle of the atlantic drilling for oil with his bare hands?
That picture is clearly photoshopped, because their clothes are still on.
…OH GOD!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!
I just cannot believe, after how intelligently he (and Plouffey) have run his campaign to date, he would pick her. It would just be plain old boneheadedness.
Crispy socks for dinner at the Olbermann’s
Doglessliberal: Politicians are funny that way.
Dream scheme! But “Bararry” is too hard for foreigns to pronunciate.
…in the Hell Dimension all that pointing and clapping is considered a mating dance!
Holy Shit, Batman! He’s eating her face!
She’s the hood ornament of bipartisan politics and not conducive to his more centered stance.
Doglessliberal:
but…
this could really confuse all those retard former hillary supporters who said they were going to vote for mccain!
Who’s bottom?
i saw john mccain on teevee last night. did you know he is deformed?
Hillary is not the issue here but her donors. Barry’s gonna meet with them and he’s gonna make her his running mate to keep them happy. Above all, Barry needs to make sure they get a decent return on their investment in the next four to eight years. Otherwise they’ll send in Vinnie and Guido to break his kneepads, stuff him in a sack, throw him in the trunk of a Towncar, and send him on his way to sleeping with the fishes in the Potomac.
capitol-hillbilly: He’s not deformed. He just had a piece of his butt cheek grafted to his jowl to cover up the skin cancer. All hail President Buttface.
He’s not deformed, he’s just a bit squirrelly.
bmannes:
“Aye aye… Admiral Buttface.”
It looks like her eyes are open in that picture. I think she’s faking it.
So…at this point, why, exactly, does he need her? He doesn’t need her donors’ stacks of cash, he appears to have won over enough of her primary backers to all but guarantee a win in November, and it’s not like he needs her speaking prowess to fire up crowds.
scotterl: Did you say squirrelly?
more cat pictures
well i suppose it’s possible but that’s mainly because i can’t imagine hillary doing something purely for the good of her party if it didn’t directly lead to her getting something she wants.
The Clintons won’t do a damn thing unless there’s money and power in it for them.
Brutus Harlot: That didn’t quite work. Scroll down until you see said squirrel.
As we type this, Keith Olbermann is furiously scribbling a 45-minute Special Comment about how Barack Obama has ruined America and Democracy, and has he no sense of decency Sir, &c., while simultaneously wanking into an old sock.
More proof that Vanity fair is wrong. The blog is way funnier than the headline.
She’s trying to turn him back into a frog. Fat chance.
jann9884: but it also could drive away a lot of moderates and independents who would rather die than vote for her.
If he chooses her I will vote Nader. This I vow.
Oh, ew. Really… just ew.
youknew: Will you start a web site with lots of internets tradishuns?
youknew: Yes, that would totally make sense.
Because putting John McCain in the white house would be soooo much better than having Hils at the Naval Observatory.
Tool.
Doglessliberal: then it becomes one of those strange questions that don’t have one right answer…
who do the independents hate more? hilz or mccain?
jann9884: it is like a Zen koan.
youknew: just check out this cartoon
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions/cartoonsandvideos/toles_main.html?name=Toles&date=06192008&type=c
jann9884: It varies depending on whoever Rush is complaining about more on any given day. The poor confused bastards are gonna end up with whiplash trying to follow the OxyContin-tinged leader of Operation Blowhard — and then Pat Buchanan will win Florida, the end.
I can haz kissy blackface?
Now that’s RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!
I’ll have you know, sir, that Mr. Olbermann only wanks off into new socks!
Lascauxcaveman: I suspect youknew is being sarcastic. At least I hope so.
Did you just call Laura Ingraham an old sock?
Something tells me the Bill would be really turned on by a Hillz-Hopey makeout session.
Bill: “Does this mean I get Michelle? Oh, man. My staffers try to warn me but that but she got makes m-m-me so horny.”
Guess who’s coming to (the fundraising) dinner?
When she kills him so she can be president it had better be poetic. I’m talking dagger in the chest on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial as a flock of doves are released, prefferably during the ides of march poetic. None of this “deranged loner with suspicious ties” on some random day in February bullshit.
If you think the screen shot is bad, watch the whole video. I actually kind of love it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHDWo2LNIaM
ThreeFingersNeat: Ehhrm, you could be right. It’s not like I’ve ever seen an earnest miscarriage of logic in the hallowed halls of Wonkette commenterdom.
I suspect I may be being sarcastic.
She’s hoping he’ll back away from his first choice for Vice President, Dan Rostenkowski.
The barf. It’s in my mouth.
kudzu: Gotta be the power of the donors, cuz the dough is no prob for Hopey at this point. Cutting off of legs is not conducive to efficient governing or playing b-ball.
Expect the Hopey-Hilz rally will be most excellent theatre.
“As we type this, Keith Olbermann is furiously scribbling a 45-minute Special Comment about how Barack Obama has ruined America and Democracy, and has he no sense of decency Sir…” quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks.
So… how soon after the death of a President does the VP assume full presidential powers?
I know what Hillz is thinking: She stabs him right in the Oval Office, assumes power, and pardons herself.
I saw that picture and spit partly chewed onion bagel (light on the cream cheese, please) and Starbucks all over my keyboard.
Thanks, Sara.
Thanks a whole lot.
She’s just curious its been a while since she kissed a man