More Definitive Proof That Hillary Will Be Obama's VP

Next week Hillary Clinton will be campaigning with Barack Obama, which means only one thing: the former candidate and the current candidate are totally in cahoots and having phone sex all the time to discuss how they can break the hearts of millions of Obamatards across the nation by making Clinton Obama's running "mate."

The Obama campaign sent out an email saying that Barack and Hillary would be meeting with Hillary's donors next Thursday, and then next Friday they will campaign together. As we type this, Keith Olbermann is furiously scribbling a 45-minute Special Comment about how Barack Obama has ruined America and Democracy, and has he no sense of decency Sir, &c., while simultaneously wanking into an old sock.

 Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together [AP]