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John McCain has a cute “pet name” for his much-younger second wife, Cindy the beer heiress. The name is “you cunt.” He also calls her “trollop,” which would be kind of funny/retro if he wasn’t 200 years old. Anyway, enjoy some more video, but remember it’s people saying CUNT CUNT CUNT so maybe don’t turn up your speakers, at work. [YouTube]
That was stupid, but amusing. If it’s so viral, why did I see it here first. Am I catching viruses from Wonkette? Ewwwwww….
Dude, if all you catch from Wonkette is a virus, you’re damned lucky.
Hominidx: WONKETTE GAVE ME GONORRHEA and never called me back.
shortsshortsshorts: I got GRID…
Yes we Cunt.
If he wins, “First Cunt” would work for me. Even if he doesn’t win, she should get to keep the title as a parting gift.
I don’t know about you people, but people saying CUNT CUNT CUNT is just part of a normal day around here.
It’s change we cunt believe in.
(sorry if someone else already did this.)
Walter Sobchak: I’m glad McCain made this owrd popular again, because I also want to say it many times a day.
shortsshortsshorts: Chiggers here.
Lighten up on the old guy — he was just taking after one of his boyhood heroes, Al Swearengen.
John McCain will be holding a town meeting on Tuesday, July 1, 2008. We hope to See You Next Tuesday!
srsly, both roger and ebert would be compelled to rate that film two cunts up.
He was asked about it at a town hall meeting, and he did the classic not-going-to-dignify-it non-denial.
I dunno. But I wish that pretty black terrorist girl would turn on her webcam and take off her shirt.
If this word enters the popular lexicon, I won’t have to go around air quotes-ing “cunt” everytime I say it. That’s good, because if you do it with buck teeth, you look like a fucking chipmunk.
The best part is going to be watching these nutty Hilltards for McCain grind their teeth through this cunt storm.
Americunt the Beautiful.
RuperttheBear: That’s why you have to keep the grass short.
Stop forwarding it now—- McCain having called Cindy a cunt only lends credibility to his straight talk shtick. He is a truth teller.
There are social safeguards…
This part of the video is so true it hurts.
I think Cindy owes John a kick in the balls. Come to think of it, all of America owes John a kick in the balls.
shortsshortsshorts: You mean shave my pubes? Or my wife’s pubes?
RuperttheBear: EEWWW I was talking about the lawn! ! !
No I wasn’t, but I would recommend “both.” Unless of course you are Republican (which you aren’t, I think) If you were though I wouldn’t recommend shaving anyone for the fear that it will drive you to screw pre-pubescent boys, forever. It really is the Grand Old Party.
Sadly enough, this one video is funnier than the last five seasons of Saturday Night Live put together.
Cunt be funnier!
He called her a cunt back in 1992. That seems like a long time ago. But in McCain years, it’s only the twinkling of an eye.
Funniest goddamned thing since watching Laker fans squeal like bitches.
He could just simplify it to “Cunt Troll-cula”.
I cunt believe he called her a cunt. That no good cunt.
What’s become of Wife #1? Or his regular hookers in Olongapo?
Zhu Bajie
zhubajie:
The hookers are either still waiting at Rock Trax on Magsaysay or are diving for pesos in Shit River again.
Cindy’s still a cunt above the rest.
For the first time in my adult life, I am truly proud of my cunt.
oh shit, i just blew beer out my nose. at the end,
when he said john mccunt.
i cunt fuckin’ believe it.
I actually find the first part of his (”alleged”) statement stranger than the cunt part. What kind of husband even notices how much makeup his wife has on, let alone comment on it?
I mean, yeah, few of us are as clueless as a Gene Weingarten - if only because of all the weird tubes and bottles around and the time taken, we’re at least aware of the existence of makeup. But anything beyond that, no way.
That’s not a cunt you can believe in, my friends.
There’s no cunt like a Heinekunt.
shortsshortsshorts: I’m fucked: before we had this exchange, I waxed my butthole. Now my wife wants to fuck pre-pubescent boys!
Maybe because I don’t watch much television anymore, that that video is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
Didn’t Cindy recently say she was proud of her cunt ry?
Thanks for all the money, cunt.
RuperttheBear:
The force is strong in her. That’s a bad thing.
StrangelyBrown: I agree. I thought this was really well done.
and you know, the more I think about this, the more it stuns me. I cannot imagine a spouse saying something that utterly disprectful and nasty to another.
OK, I can, actually.
But I cannot imagine saying anything like that to my spouse or his doing it to me, or my doing it to anyone else, for that matter. It is stunningly rude and shows a total lack of regard for the other person as an equal, which I guess sums it up. He sees her as less than his equal.
Oh, and cuntcuntcuntcunt.
Mahousu: You’re forgetting he’s a Republican. A male Republican.