Expensive Gas Is Awesome!

Hey Communists! You have many reasons to love your super-pricey gas, and not just because it helps the environment. You are less disgustingly fat because you actually have to walk some places these days, and your taking the Communist Express to work enables your neighbor to drive his Ford F150 down wonderfully traffic-free highways. Remember this the next time you are stuck on your T or BART or Metro or El or "New York Subway" next to the guy who complains loudly about his sweaty balls. America salutes you. [ Foreign Policy ]