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Remember this fantastic little weirdo who brightened the dark days of primary season with his/her goofball impersonation of Hillary Clinton? La Pequeña is back, naked, in a bathtub, wrapped in a flag, yelling curse words. Rough language (in a thick Chilean accent) but no dirty bits in this video. [YouTube via BoingBoing]
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Parting Shots From La Pequeña Hillary Clinton
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10:16 AM
on Thu June 19 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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O-kay
OMFG.
That’s how I pictured Hilsbot post primary except more Vicoden and Crown Royale Bottles.
Note to self — Turn speaker volume DOWN before playing video of deranged pinhead in a bathtub. Curious crowd outside door. Turn off lights, pretend no one is in the office
Just like Hillary.
Circling the drain…
que blanquita…
If the ice-woman is dry and “chilly” enough, can she take a bath without ever getting wet?
You know, if “la pequeña” had run I think she’d have, not only the nomination, but also the presidency locked up. This video only confirms my appraisal.
that did nothing for my hangover… as a masochist, i will now listen to the Diane Rehm show…
This is exactly what I imagine life would be like if I smoked crack every day.
jessica:
You make no sense.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
O_0
Left out of the video was the throwing of glassware and pottery smashing into the wall and missing Bill’s big head by inches.
scotterl:
So do you, like me, also listen to Diane Rehm with a terrible presentiment that she’s going to clutch her chest and keel over any minute?
Too bad freak shows don’t exist in the US anymore. This person would be a very entertaining dwarf entertainer.
Zhu Bajie
Am I a bad person for thinking that video is the higlight of this election cycle?
*Que the Benny Hill music for election 2008*
Serolf Divad: W-w-w-h-h-h-y-y-y woul-d-d-d-d-d you say that-t-t-t-t???
What a nice way to start my day!
This video makes me certain of only one thing: There’s some really scary midget-tranny porn out there that I NEVER need to see.
Can get get him to say “Go to http://www.hillaryclinton.com, assholes”?
Not many people know that Harriet Christian has a parasitic twin.
Serolf Divad: Besides the auditory induced sense of her imminent demise, she seems to keep injuring herself, thus adding to the suspense.
That little fucker scares the shit out of me.
Is La Pequena Hillary Clinton on McCain’s list of 30 prominent Democrat supporters? If not, why not?
The mold growing around her bathtub finally invaded her body, turning her into a nutty citizen of Florida.
La Pequena has that “Ohmygosh, the series got canceled before we got enough for syndication” look in this performance. Pequena’s agent promised “Miami Vice,” and all LP got was “Just Legal.” Sentimos su sufrimiento, LP.
Accent=Illegal immigrant.
Dave J.: Yes. Me too. Also the obsessive touching. Absolutely disgusting (and, you know, kinda HAWT).
hmm…Hillz mini-me. My biggest worry was where her hand was most of the time when she was staring at me from the video thingy.
I have to say, the YouTube comment thread for that video is like a precious find unto itself. Witness:
see what happins when you are Not from the USA! poor people out ther thay just dont get it! lmao at them! ill send 1 buck a month to you poor little people! lmfao!
I like this Hillary. I find her more believable, trustworthy.
Do you think there is one Republican that would complain if they burned the flag that the Creepy Hillary is wrapped in?
Now that he/she has uttered his/her final words on Hillz, will they finally release him/her to frolic once again in Chile’s forests and green places?
Hey Little person,
What in the name of bedazzled Jesus does Tyra Banks, Magic Johnson and Tiger Woods have to do with Hillary’s failure to clinch the nomination?
Well Fook U, Fook U Verne Troyer, Fook you Tatoo, Fook U Trannie Little people Big World!!
Shortly he’ll reinvent himself as La Pequeña Juan McCain. Or be offered a spot at A shot at love with Tila Tequila.
Monsieur Grumpe: I’ll volunteer to spark up that flag. We’ll do it in international waters just to be safe and at night in case there are any submarines around
That is one pissed-off little tranny! And I’m guessing he/she doesn’t like black people.
No estoy contenta.
Until you put some damn pants on, that makes two of us, chica.
OMG! I am so glad I decided to backtrack to the early morning posts at 2 a.m. This is my favorite video ever, no joke, and if I ever meet this little firecracker I will buy her as many Crown Royal shots as her heart desires.
PS: How great would it be if this had been Hillary’s concession speech?
Well, that’s just the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long while.