PERSONAL AVATARS  10:16 am June 19, 2008

Parting Shots From La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

by Sara K. Smith


Remember this fantastic little weirdo who brightened the dark days of primary season with his/her goofball impersonation of Hillary Clinton? La Pequeña is back, naked, in a bathtub, wrapped in a flag, yelling curse words. Rough language (in a thick Chilean accent) but no dirty bits in this video. [YouTube via BoingBoing]

 
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{ 39 comments }

TGY June 19, 2008 at 10:18 am

O-kay

ManchuCandidate June 19, 2008 at 10:19 am

OMFG.

That’s how I pictured Hilsbot post primary except more Vicoden and Crown Royale Bottles.

Truculent June 19, 2008 at 10:20 am

Note to self — Turn speaker volume DOWN before playing video of deranged pinhead in a bathtub. Curious crowd outside door. Turn off lights, pretend no one is in the office

Canuckledragger June 19, 2008 at 10:20 am

Just like Hillary.

Circling the drain…

MathewBrooks June 19, 2008 at 10:22 am

que blanquita…

Darehead June 19, 2008 at 10:24 am

If the ice-woman is dry and “chilly” enough, can she take a bath without ever getting wet?

Serolf Divad June 19, 2008 at 10:26 am

You know, if “la pequeña” had run I think she’d have, not only the nomination, but also the presidency locked up. This video only confirms my appraisal.

scotterl June 19, 2008 at 10:27 am

that did nothing for my hangover… as a masochist, i will now listen to the Diane Rehm show…

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 19, 2008 at 10:27 am

This is exactly what I imagine life would be like if I smoked crack every day.

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 19, 2008 at 10:29 am

[re=19868]jessica[/re]:
You make no sense.

MARCdMan June 19, 2008 at 10:29 am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

AxmxZ June 19, 2008 at 10:38 am

O_0

stankfest June 19, 2008 at 10:39 am

Left out of the video was the throwing of glassware and pottery smashing into the wall and missing Bill’s big head by inches.

Serolf Divad June 19, 2008 at 10:43 am

[re=19869]scotterl[/re]:
So do you, like me, also listen to Diane Rehm with a terrible presentiment that she’s going to clutch her chest and keel over any minute?

zhubajie June 19, 2008 at 10:47 am

Too bad freak shows don’t exist in the US anymore. This person would be a very entertaining dwarf entertainer.

Zhu Bajie

XOMuffintop June 19, 2008 at 10:56 am

Am I a bad person for thinking that video is the higlight of this election cycle?

*Que the Benny Hill music for election 2008*

slavojzizek June 19, 2008 at 10:59 am

[re=19886]Serolf Divad[/re]: W-w-w-h-h-h-y-y-y woul-d-d-d-d-d you say that-t-t-t-t???

Tawmn June 19, 2008 at 11:01 am

What a nice way to start my day!

Gopherit v2.0 June 19, 2008 at 11:12 am

This video makes me certain of only one thing: There’s some really scary midget-tranny porn out there that I NEVER need to see.

Can get get him to say “Go to http://www.hillaryclinton.com, assholes”?

Rev. Peter Lemonjello June 19, 2008 at 11:51 am

Not many people know that Harriet Christian has a parasitic twin.

scotterl June 19, 2008 at 11:56 am

[re=19886]Serolf Divad[/re]: Besides the auditory induced sense of her imminent demise, she seems to keep injuring herself, thus adding to the suspense.

Dave J. June 19, 2008 at 11:57 am

That little fucker scares the shit out of me.

gurukalehuru June 19, 2008 at 11:59 am

Is La Pequena Hillary Clinton on McCain’s list of 30 prominent Democrat supporters? If not, why not?

WhatTheHeck June 19, 2008 at 12:05 pm

The mold growing around her bathtub finally invaded her body, turning her into a nutty citizen of Florida.

lawrenceofthedesert June 19, 2008 at 12:08 pm

La Pequena has that “Ohmygosh, the series got canceled before we got enough for syndication” look in this performance. Pequena’s agent promised “Miami Vice,” and all LP got was “Just Legal.” Sentimos su sufrimiento, LP.

shortsshortsshorts June 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Accent=Illegal immigrant.

[re=19981]Dave J.[/re]: Yes. Me too. Also the obsessive touching. Absolutely disgusting (and, you know, kinda HAWT).

Borat June 19, 2008 at 12:20 pm

hmm…Hillz mini-me. My biggest worry was where her hand was most of the time when she was staring at me from the video thingy.

Dave J. June 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm

I have to say, the YouTube comment thread for that video is like a precious find unto itself. Witness:

see what happins when you are Not from the USA! poor people out ther thay just dont get it! lmao at them! ill send 1 buck a month to you poor little people! lmfao!

Outstando June 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm

I like this Hillary. I find her more believable, trustworthy.

Monsieur Grumpe June 19, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Do you think there is one Republican that would complain if they burned the flag that the Creepy Hillary is wrapped in?

stinkhairstu June 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Now that he/she has uttered his/her final words on Hillz, will they finally release him/her to frolic once again in Chile’s forests and green places?

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler June 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Hey Little person,

What in the name of bedazzled Jesus does Tyra Banks, Magic Johnson and Tiger Woods have to do with Hillary’s failure to clinch the nomination?

Well Fook U, Fook U Verne Troyer, Fook you Tatoo, Fook U Trannie Little people Big World!!

Joey Ratz June 19, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Shortly he’ll reinvent himself as La Pequeña Juan McCain. Or be offered a spot at A shot at love with Tila Tequila.

Borat June 19, 2008 at 6:39 pm

[re=20153]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I’ll volunteer to spark up that flag. We’ll do it in international waters just to be safe and at night in case there are any submarines around

wallythepug June 19, 2008 at 7:41 pm

That is one pissed-off little tranny! And I’m guessing he/she doesn’t like black people.

Jewdishoowary Square June 20, 2008 at 1:52 am

No estoy contenta.

Until you put some damn pants on, that makes two of us, chica.

ronaldpagan June 20, 2008 at 2:39 am

OMG! I am so glad I decided to backtrack to the early morning posts at 2 a.m. This is my favorite video ever, no joke, and if I ever meet this little firecracker I will buy her as many Crown Royal shots as her heart desires.

ronaldpagan June 20, 2008 at 2:41 am

PS: How great would it be if this had been Hillary’s concession speech?

maryn June 20, 2008 at 11:19 am

Well, that’s just the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long while.

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