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So that’s John McCain on the left, you knew that, but who is that “elderly American woman” wearing the sunglasses indoors while posing for a photo? That’s Harriet Christian, the famous Hillary Clinton diehard who threw a fit at the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee over its perceived bias towards the Democrats’ “inadequate black male” of a nominee, which landed her a Fox News appearance during which she said black people don’t even know why they voted for Obama. And now she will protest-vote for John McCain, who hosted a party for bitter Hilltards like Christian at his campaign headquarters over the weekend. They may look like a happy pair now, but soon enough she’ll be making wisecracks about his withering hair, and he’ll respond with a wisecrack of his own. [Via Kevin K. at Rumproast]
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John McCain And Harriet Christian Fall In Love!
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on Wed June 18 2008
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Jim Newell
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OMG, this is beautiful. Too bad MSM aren’t going to consider this newsworthy. You know, ’cause darkie Muslums aren’t involved.
Now I have urp all over my Chinese food… Ah the humanity. Ah the dental work.
Yup…..no “inadequate” black males at that party. Harriet can smell them a mile away.
And seriously, whatever lives in McCain’s cheeks is migratory. It’s all in his left cheek in that picture.
That dude behind Walnuts is giving him “The Shocker” while his buddy takes a picture.
People may not know how to vote for Barry, but voting for WALNUTS is as easy as picking Barry on your Diebold machine.
DoctorCulturae: No kidding. You think that picture will double as a Polident ad to help fund WALNUTS’ campaign?
McCain’s never looked so happy. McCain is and likes racistses!
So, what was Barry up by in the last poll for NY? 12? 18? Nope up by 19.
Good luck with that Walnuts.
I didn’t know Mr. Clean knew the Crypt Keeper.
You think Harriet will lead a campaign to have Obama Impeached once he is president?
dang, there really is no flattering angle vis a vis that freakish cheek. but at least his hair is better than hers…
Well, she doesn’t have to worry about HER reproductive rights, or going to Iraq, nor, apparently, her dignity. It seems like a perfect fit.
They look like they’re about to make out in the back of a horse drawn carraige, each caress disloding another layer of dryrot from the other’s wrinkles.
But how many times did he call her a cunt?
Gopherit v2.0: I was wrong. There’s one black guy amongst the throng of Bitters. What’s up with that?
And why isn’t Harriet breaking out her pocket noose?
http://gallery.mac.com/macmaven#100031/IMG_0178&bgcolor=black
(He’s hiding behind Walnuts.)
That’s a she? Not Jack Nicholson with an 18th century toupee?
Hey, where the fuck is McCain’s flag pin? Where in the fuck is it?!
Gopherit v2.0:And an other? Though he looks like he’s part of McCain’s Secret Service detail.
http://gallery.mac.com/macmaven#100031/IMG_0165&bgcolor=black
I wonder what his secret service name is? Geritol? Ben-Gay? Walnuts?
Gopherit v2.0: All black people in WALNUTS photos are photoshopped in, except for Alan Keyes, who is of course a burn victim.
Vanity Smurf: at least 1000 times too few.
This is like that Simpsons episode where Homer’s dad dated Marge’s mom.
First the Ghouliani/McPunk mutual hand-job; now the Hairball Christian
and Johnnie show? Stop! This is too much good news in one day. What next?
*panting for more*
Image 170, lady on right in one of those Dress Barnish Hillary shirts. It’s like a sympathy gangbang.
It must be love. In the photo McNuts looks 80-90 years younger.
You know McCain’s desperate when he’s doing campaign stops to firm up his support among thirty nut jobs.
OMG he is cavorting with racists now? I agree with everyone that this pic needs way more attention. After a night with John McCain and the useless piece of limp flesh he calls a penis, Harriet will learn the true meaning of “inadequate.”
Cathangover: There are four or five Bitters with Hilary shirts and/or pins. They all look like they’re really embarrassed and excited at the same time….kinda like they’ve just signed up for Girls Gone Wild: Menopause Edition.
Looks like there were a number of Bitters there and young’uns too attracted to that scary suit and tie from 1974. K Mart bluelight special I believe. Or is that Sears and Roebuck? Sorry not my oeuvre.
And it’s weird, but there’s a certain “Weekend at Bernie’s” quality to all of Harriet’s pics.
Gopherit v2.0: Girls Gone Wild: Menopause Edition. They just have to lift up their shirts to their belly buttons.
Somebody needs to get to Hopey having him do something physical every day of the campaign. Riding the bike was good, shoveling sand for the floods in IA was good, b-ball always good. But I want to see him doing a lot of vital stuff McStiff can’t do.
ronaldpagan: Hey! I have to read with these eyes!
In other news, Larry Sinclair has been arrested in D.C. Apparently, it’s a bad idea to hold a press conference when there are several outstanding warrants for your arrest.
DoctorCulturae: Like scratching his head? Satisfying a woman?
I just have a feeling the MSM is going to make McJowls into the bionic man, like some ageless forest/military god in the Ray-gun tradition. Remembersss, it ain’t juss this here internets.
ronaldpagan: Wow, low hanging breasts and granny panties with traces of “old growth forest” separated by 3 inches of pasty, wrinkled, liver-spotted flesh.
Thanks. Now I have my mental picture not the next time my wife asks if another woman is attractive. I’ll be very convincing.
Gopherit v2.0: Eggzulent my feline friend. Yeah, walking a straight line, walking without hunched shoulders, you know athletic stuff.
Gopherit v2.0: just lost the rest of my dinner.
ronaldpagan:
When she was 27, Harriet got a strawberry tattooed onto her left breast. Now it looks like a jalapeno pepper. Heyyy-yo.
I sure hope Harriet gets to meet the “How do we beat the bitch?” lady at some point during her work on behalf of Senator Grumpus McJowlsby.
AxmxZ: You just made my day!!!
I have lost any ability to snark when it comes to this woman. She is an opportunist who thinks her 15 minutes of fame is more important than the lives of American soldiers, American children, American women, Americans with no health insurance, Iraqis, Afghanis, Africans who will die of AIDS, and so many more people in our country and around the world.
They’re a match made in heaven!
It’s really nice when two old crazy people fall in love!
Gopherit v2.0: Satisfying a woman LIKE ME! Seriously Bear-Bear…Larry Sinclair’s in jail now. Call me instead! I’ll bring the crack.
obfuscator: Hahahaha Grumpus McJowlsby…
Brutus Harlot: …and, very true.
This has the makings of a HILARIOUS buddy movie.
ronaldpagan:
Did you see that Barry & Senator McJowlsby had a nice private chat before the Russert memorial service?
Barry: “Good to see you, Senator. How are you doing?”
McCain: “Do you know where the crapper is in this place? My daily Metamucil Bomb is kicking in… if you help me stand up, there’s a handful of Werther’s Originals in it for ya… ” farts loudly, rattling the pew
“John McCain - Not a black man”
That’s about the only campaign slogan of his that isn’t based on lies…
What are Harriet’s views on assfucking?
…their combined age is “Jurassic”!
shortsshortsshorts:
It’s about time this conversation turned to assfucking. At her age, I bet Harriet couldn’t tell difference - extreme bitterness leads to nasty looking hair, a pungent odor, poor posture, and prolapsed lady parts.
BrandonMills:
Oh, I don’t know about that. He’s from a long line of incestuous Mississippi slave-owning Navy assholes. Octoroon at the very least!
She’s born to be a Republican. She has what all Republican women have - helmet hair that doesn’t move.
AngryBlakGuy: Total, utter win.
MoodProcessor: But we have to keep in mind she hates the color brown.
I don’t care what Stephanie Miller says, there’s just some Hillary supporters you DON’T want share the healing process with.
Harriet can keep her ass over on the Repub side.
ronaldpagan: I doubt if there’s any horizontal cavorting. Harriet isn’t young, rich, and peagenty enough for him.
This is a photo-op people!!!
Exactly WHO in McCain’s road crew left his fucking stepladder on the bus???
Whore Diamond in the Rough: She actually kind of reminds me of Carol. Maybe he still harbors some regret about leaving her for the cunt and her beer money.
She wears her sunglasses at night
So she can, so she can
Stand up for women by
Disrespecting women’s rights
“While she’s deceiving me it cuts my security”
Look at McCain’s face. He is thrilled to have supporters like her.
He looks like he’s thinking, “I don’t have that much longer. Was it really worth it to consign my soul to hell for all eternity just for the nomination?”
Nothin’. There ain’t nothin’ in Room 237. But you ain’t got no business goin’ in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out.
She keeps her Vagina Dentata in with Poligrip and douches with Efferdent.
Bah, she was a McCain mole all along. I bet John has a lot of moles.
So, does this make McCain the “adequate white male” candidate?
I think it’s nice somebody took the time to dig up Nancy Reagan and engineer this whole debacle.
Two of a kind — he’s as popular with Republicans as she is with Democrats.
BFM–Bigots For McCain.
Or is that redundant?