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Michelle Obama Talks Pantyhose On The Most Important Television Show Of Our Time, ‘The View’


This is the most crucial segment of Michelle Obama’s amazing visit to The View, in which the ladies discuss Mrs. Obama’s fierce guns, Whoopi Goldberg congratulates her for having teeth without gold around them, and Barbara Walters bitches about pantyhose. Then Michelle tells a cute story about her ten-year-old daughter, who can’t pass any laws. [RedLasso]


3:29 PM on Wed June 18 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:32 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I’m not afraid to say it:
    Michelle is one hot baby-mama.

  2. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:33 pm, June 18th, 2008

    …gaaaawd, she must be an animal in bed! Ooops sorry, kinda drifted off there.

  3. DoctorCulturae says at 3:35 pm, June 18th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Ditto. I think she got some mean stuff there, I mean rough. Why do you think Barry’s so cool?

  4. Reefpilot says at 3:36 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Remember when Tom Cruise was on The View and jumped on Starr Jones while doing the terrorist fist pump over and over? That kinda foreshadowed the “fun” that went on today, except it was much more funny and hasselback was still a precambrian wet spot on coulter’s mattress.

  5. graceless says at 3:37 pm, June 18th, 2008

    We like her…

  6. StrangelyBrown says at 3:39 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Cindy McCain would like you and your tranny friends to know that she’s always been proud to wear pantyhose.

  7. Son of Mark Penn says at 3:41 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Yeah, there were things that were awful things said about Chelsea by JOHN MCCAIN. That would have been a good dig to get in.

  8. Holy crap, she *is* tall! I mean, even sitting. How can someone be tall while sitting?

  9. greatgooglymoogly says at 3:44 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I cannot … listen … to that … blather.

  10. SuperRounder says at 3:47 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Did Sherri Shepherd do the “jerking off” sign while talking about her flabby ass arms?

  11. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 3:47 pm, June 18th, 2008

    It’s awful to see her be reduced to admitting “It’s Fun to Look Pretty”, however she did it, as always, with grace and aplomb.

    God I hate that fucking show.

  12. With those long legs, she could’ve sent Baba’s patella across the set…and look stylish doing it.

  13. Vanity Smurf says at 3:48 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I just like seeing Husslebutt being the only non-black, non-jew at the table.

  14. Hominidx says at 3:51 pm, June 18th, 2008

    My god, this makes me long for the days of FUCKING FLAG LAPEL PINS.

  15. Vanity Smurf says at 3:53 pm, June 18th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: She’s definitely got it. I do hope the drag queens will do her justice when she is fully Diva-fied. The Jackie-O look she’s cultivated pretty much makes it inevitable that they will try.

  16. Hominidx: Two words: flag pantyhose.

  17. BrandonMills says at 3:56 pm, June 18th, 2008

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=143483 - Paultard U! One day session will have you reeking of FREEDOM, LIBERTY, and NACHO CHEESE DORRITOS!

  18. DoctorCulturae says at 3:56 pm, June 18th, 2008

    greatgooglymoogly: I had to stop. Too.much.tin.foil.feeling.no.content.must.reboot.

  19. BrandonMills says at 4:01 pm, June 18th, 2008

    …*sigh* and the Ron Paul Counterstrike server… http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=143402 Which is about as close to a r3volution as his followers will ever get.

    I swear, finding OMG-batsh*t-insane Paultard threads is just a bit too easy…

  20. PsychoDonkey says at 4:03 pm, June 18th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: I don’t know about that, but she’s a babe. After Nancy, Barbara, Hillary and Laura, we need a babe.

  21. Cicada says at 4:06 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I’m 5′9 and I hate wearing pantyhose too! OMG - I totally loooove that dress, it’s like to DIE for. I wonder if Michelle will come to a sleepover at my house so we can talk about boys and do our nails! I have this RAD coral color that would be soooo cool on her.

    Thank god The View exists so that girls like me can understand big, scary, complicated politics!
    :) :) :) :) :) :)

  22. problemwithcaring says at 4:07 pm, June 18th, 2008

    “Black women who can’t put a sentence together…”

    Hmph. Like Sheri’s ass?

  23. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:10 pm, June 18th, 2008

    BrandonMills: …just registered.
    Time. For. Fun.

  24. TheIncomparableTinyValdez says at 4:13 pm, June 18th, 2008

    When Hopey and that glamazon step out of Air Force One, regimes will change.

  25. SuperRounder says at 4:26 pm, June 18th, 2008

    BrandonMills: shortsshortsshorts: A fat stack of internet cash to the first one of you that finds away to post a sentence on the Ron Paul message board with at least three (3) of the following:

    Bob Barr
    The Flat Tax
    Second Life
    Socialized Medicine
    Food Stamps
    Title IX
    Butt Plugs (anal beads are acceptable)
    World of Warcraft

  26. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:45 pm, June 18th, 2008

    SuperRounder: I tried to say that “Bob Barr” referred me in registration, and my screen turned into a large middle finger.

    For some reason it let me through with “Truck NUTZ” though.

  27. tocute2btrue says at 8:41 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Michelle is HOT, but right now she has a UTI.

  28. WadISay says at 9:00 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Having seen The DaVinci Code, that screen shot looks like The Last Supper, with the “V” in View forming Teh Chalice and Barbara Walters being Judas Iscariot. What’s up with that?

  29. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 11:20 pm, June 18th, 2008

    My favorite part was when she said she wasn’t wearing pantyhose and the camera went under the table to try to get the Britney Spears shot.

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