America’s Mayor: Obama Is 9/11

I want to hear about these new rights that nobody had before, because they sound sexy.

Barry’s on the defensive?? LOCK YOUR HOMES and ALWAYS REMEMBER 6/18/08.

9ud11 would prefer 9u11an1 Time where it takes 47 bullets to kill a man going for milk or anally raping another with a night stick.

BTW, 9ud11. Didn’t your campaign prove that you are less knowledgeable about foreign affairs and national security than Condi Rice? Why, yes yes it did.

Boy Walnuts, you really know how to pick a winning team. A Mormon Moran. An excorising brown guy. A bunch of lobbyists with ties to hostile governments. Now 9ud11. Why not complete your awesome loser team by bringing on Willie Randolph, who is now available?

What exactly is a national security surrogate? Is that like where McCain impregnated 9/11 with the spawn of his POW experience in order to have a gay baby? I didn’t realize they had swung by California yesterday.

[re=19151]ManchuCandidate[/re]: What? Minorities would be allowed to brandish wallets without getting shot or sodomized with broom handles!?

*head explodes”

[re=19139]Dave J.[/re]: Rudy just means that Barry would let Osama get gay married.

i think it’s fair to say that Mrs. Guliani needs to stick an Official McCain 08 Butt Plug in her big fat pie hole

[re=19165]Vanity Smurf[/re]: to his camel. The end.

The best part is that he gave this entire interview in vintage Chanel.

[re=19151]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Anal raping an innocent black man with a nightstick is only immoral if you marry him afterwards. Giuliani is an upstanding member of the moral majority, and would never participate in such faggotry.

Rudy Giuliani would be the first to cower under a table when the Takfiris come to their murder dance. And he’d push women and children out of his way to get under dat table ala George Costanza.

Osama has done quite well under the Bush presidency. He makes videos and tapes, he is able to get them broadcast on the internet and tv stations all over the world, the Taliban is making a comeback in Afghanistan and Al Qaeda has found a welcome home in Iraq – a place they were not welcome before we invaded Iraq. The best thing you could do for Osama is to elect Walnuts so he can continue the policies which have helped Osama over the past 8 years.

[re=19165]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Or have his marriage to a box turtle recognized in Texas.

“…Secondly, he is not escaping us. This is a guy, who, three months ago, was in control of a county [sic]. Now he’s maybe in control of a cave. He’s on the run. Listen, a while ago I said to the American people, our objective is more than bin Laden. But one of the things for certain is we’re going to get him running and keep him running, and bring him to justice. And that’s what’s happening. He’s on the run, if he’s running at all. So we don’t know whether he’s in cave with the door shut, or a cave with the door open — we just don’t know….”
- G.W. Bush, in remarks in a Press Availablity with the Press Travel Pool, The Prairie Chapel Ranch, Crawford TX, 12/28/01, as reported on official White House site

…once again one of the most idiotic talking points on the face of the planet. I’m pretty sure Osama Bin Laden doesn’t need Habeas Corpus to know WHY he is getting arrested. However I’m pretty sure that the poor sheep herder, who was sold out by his neighbor so that he can steal his sheep does deserve the right to know why his captors attach jumper cables to his testicles every morning!!!

[re=19172]forgot my id[/re]: I CALL GODWINS LAW ON MYSELF

Didn’t America basically wipe its ass with Giuliani at some point fairly recently?

[re=19201]Tits_LaRue[/re]:
It’s like a Dream Team of Hobo Celebriticians.

Huh. You’d think a former federal prosecutor would be up on which 800-year-old rights were “new” or not. Guess not.

I second the extreme heartfelt desire for Rudy to be WALNUTS!’ running mate. The coronaries over a somewhat gay-friendly (but creepily gay-friendly), abortion-friendly fascist on the ticket…. mmmm…

given that George Will wrote a column I agreed with yesterday (choke, sob) about McCain’s regard for our “so called” rights, this is not surprising. Rudy is Mr. Beat the Crap Out of Anyone Non-Photogenic on New York Sidewalks man, so his idea of rights is pretty narrow and right up McCain’s alley. Will was dead on:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/16/AR2008061602041.html?sub=AR

[re=19216]jjgittes[/re]: no, no, he didn’t bother with silly old rights when he was a prosecutor. They just complicated things.

So, do we get a live blog of the Larry Sinclair press conference? T-4 minutes. You were supposed to get there early to get press credentials.

http://press.org/calendar/caldbevent.cfm?eventid=15742

[re=19201]Tits_LaRue[/re]:

It really is a mutiny of preverts.

[re=19233]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: corrupt, ethically-challenged tenure as Prosecutor and ties with Ray Cohn.

But your comment presumes that McCain has a clue what people outside his small coterie of rich colleagues think about anything. Angry McAneurysm is completely out of touch with reality, so he might well think Rudy is a hero and only lost in the primaries because he (McAneurysm) was destined for the Presidency, so all others had to fall before him.

[re=19234]jjgittes[/re]: …and they should all be hung around McCAin’s neck like a bunch of hobo albatrosses.
[re=19240]Doglessliberal[/re]: Those are the Fred Phelps zombies, yeah? They’re the only ones out there screaming about assfucking as the rest of the country is saying “…hmmm, $5 a gallon, you say? And I should give a flying fuck who wants to be married? I think not.”

I have a new tinfoil hat theory. McCain is actually a renegade outsider and what he’s doing by assembling what appears to be the worst campaign staff in modern history and running a totally incompetent campaign is exposing our broken process. When he wins nobody will be able to explain why and it will become patently obvious that it’s all been rigged from the beginning and all Americans will team up to free ourselves from tyranny and WALNUTS will be our glorious liberator.

Hey Rudy: no one cared about the crap dripping out of your mouth when you were a candidate. Why do you think anything’s changed?

Well, that settles that, then. If Giuliani says it, it must be true.

I miss Rudy’s run simply for the unbridled rage he would instill in truthers/Paultards and how they fixated on his crossdressing.

[re=19272]Doglessliberal[/re]: Anyone in Cali who votes against gay marriage should be given a free one-way ticket to West Virginia: Problem Solved! I think once people teetering on the edge of total acceptance realize that the Gay Marriage Thing™ has become a huge boom to the local economy, they will STFU… There is an inexplicable Republican stronghold in California, mainly in Orange County, I think, that needs to get over themselves, pronto.

[re=19381]Doglessliberal[/re]:

As long as you remember that the point of Bay to Breakers is definitely NOT running the damn race.

1) Finding the craziest costume idea possible so you’ll make the local news broadcasts, preferably in a group or a float (think a whole Klingon Bird of Prey or maybe the SF skyline, and yes, these happened — costumed salmon running the race route in reverse are also regulars)
2) Finding the craziest thing to do in the race and still not be arrested for it (the cops are there to protect the zealots, and not arrest you — hence, Eyes Wide Wang Man)
3) Throwing tortillas for no reason
4) Getting piss-drunk midway through the race and simply finding a killer Vietnamese place to have pho and wait it out

Enough off-topic behavior before I get banned…

This is excellent news. Rudy will be a buck-toothed albatross
around McNasty’s neck. National security surrogate my rosy red
ass!

[re=19233]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:

Completely ignoring the threat made by the original WTC bombers
to come back and do it right the second time

Installing a 60 million dollar “command center” in the very building
next to the twin targets against the advice of his own people and
all common sense

Agreeing to shill for Repubs on campaign trail if he can take a
cut of the take at the door

having a forehead like a Volkswagen

[re=19233]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: [re=19431]bitchincamaro[/re]: And soon to be the next Republican candidate for Governor of the State of New York!!!! When will the nightmare of Mrs. 9/11 be over?