So that’s why McCain’s campaign put that puke-green screen behind him during his cringe-inducing performance in New Orleans the night Obama won the nomination. Now, Creepy McCain’s “little whining troll” act can be “mashed up” into endless comical variations — Stephen Colbert has encouraged this, on the teevee. Join us for a children’s treasury of crappy YouTube variations, possibly culminating with Yoda McCain surrounded by his brothers, the Ewoks, as they sing “Th-that’s n-not ch-change we can b-believe in.”
This version’s not so comical, but it has “substance.” Also, the eerie off-camera presence of Tim Russert:
Oh look, Juan McChange We Can Believe In has sent this terrorist message from the Muslim Internet!
Sad gypsy music certainly adds something to the old dude’s tragic list of shit his boyfriend George Bush did to America:
Why not a cheery polka instead? Why not just completely drown out McCain’s awful voice, too?
Oh look it’s some “school girl” dancing sexy-time for grandpa! One whore diamond. 
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I love how the effect makes him look balder, like a cancer patient (oh wait, he was!) or Lex Luthor.
This is slightly off-topic, but someone sent me this and I laughed. It’s WALNUTS! related though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBALqvp08Vk
Until McCain declares his own speeches horrifying and unconstitutional, I refuse to believe the man really opposes torture.
Is that Cindy behind him? MEEEEOW!
I stand corrected, that was their wedding reception video. Aww, a couple’s first dance!
The polka kid wins… hands or pants down.
[re=19207]loudmouthredhead[/re]: If John McCain drinks enough of her family’s crappy beer, it is, in his drunken mind.
…why cant they insert the background from inside the Death Star? Im telling you this guy is Emperor Palpatine’s body double(yellow teeth and all)!!!
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8030/emperor12px7.jpg
Personally, I like this one best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zh-XfONIFw&feature=related
Will he PLEASE get that shit out of his mouth?!
This is the best one, hands down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxCgxRzjFQ
[re=19227]Servo[/re]: He’s doing the BEST HE CAN. Look at all the WORDS!
[re=19235]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: Dunno. This one is pretty awesome, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mqc1j87IY&feature=related
[re=19235]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: oooh. sweet.
why does that little polka boy only have his shirt half on?
[re=19218]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MnZK4z1Y4g check it
[re=19235]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: That. Was. Awesome.
[re=19204]NoWireHangers[/re]: Thanks, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!
[re=19205]Whiskeybaby[/re]:
He opposes torture by the military, but whole(black)heartedly
endorses torture by CIA, FBI, or any mercenary contractors we
are unfortunate enough to be doing business with.
This is one of the most entertaining threads, ever.
Sadly, McNutshaft will never be caught in front of
another green screen again.
Polka magic has a way of livening up Gramps McSame. Love it.
Let’s have a fundraiser!
All proceeds will go towards the total anihilation of HARRIET “INADEQUATE BLACK MAN” CHRISTIAN, JOHN “WALNUTS” McINSANE, and JOE “TRAITOR” LIE-BERMAN!!
I just can’t stomach these piles of turd!!
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