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GREEN SCREEN CHALLENGE

Green Screen Fun With McCain’s Terrible Sp-sp-speech


So that’s why McCain’s campaign put that puke-green screen behind him during his cringe-inducing performance in New Orleans the night Obama won the nomination. Now, Creepy McCain’s “little whining troll” act can be “mashed up” into endless comical variations — Stephen Colbert has encouraged this, on the teevee. Join us for a children’s treasury of crappy YouTube variations, possibly culminating with Yoda McCain surrounded by his brothers, the Ewoks, as they sing “Th-that’s n-not ch-change we can b-believe in.”

This version’s not so comical, but it has “substance.” Also, the eerie off-camera presence of Tim Russert:

Oh look, Juan McChange We Can Believe In has sent this terrorist message from the Muslim Internet!

Sad gypsy music certainly adds something to the old dude’s tragic list of shit his boyfriend George Bush did to America:

Why not a cheery polka instead? Why not just completely drown out McCain’s awful voice, too?

Oh look it’s some “school girl” dancing sexy-time for grandpa! One whore diamond. :(


2:33 PM on Wed June 18 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. loudmouthredhead says at 2:36 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I love how the effect makes him look balder, like a cancer patient (oh wait, he was!) or Lex Luthor.

  2. NoWireHangers says at 2:38 pm, June 18th, 2008

    This is slightly off-topic, but someone sent me this and I laughed. It’s WALNUTS! related though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBALqvp08Vk

  3. Whiskeybaby says at 2:38 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Until McCain declares his own speeches horrifying and unconstitutional, I refuse to believe the man really opposes torture.

  4. loudmouthredhead says at 2:38 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Is that Cindy behind him? MEEEEOW!

  5. loudmouthredhead says at 2:39 pm, June 18th, 2008

    I stand corrected, that was their wedding reception video. Aww, a couple’s first dance!

  6. The Real JR Revisted says at 2:42 pm, June 18th, 2008

    The polka kid wins… hands or pants down.

  7. Tits_LaRue says at 2:43 pm, June 18th, 2008

    loudmouthredhead: If John McCain drinks enough of her family’s crappy beer, it is, in his drunken mind.

  8. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:44 pm, June 18th, 2008

    …why cant they insert the background from inside the Death Star? Im telling you this guy is Emperor Palpatine’s body double(yellow teeth and all)!!!

    http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8030/emperor12px7.jpg

  9. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:52 pm, June 18th, 2008

  10. Will he PLEASE get that shit out of his mouth?!

  11. eatsshootsleaves says at 2:59 pm, June 18th, 2008

    This is the best one, hands down:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxCgxRzjFQ

  12. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:13 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Servo: He’s doing the BEST HE CAN. Look at all the WORDS!

  13. Gopherit v2.0 says at 3:14 pm, June 18th, 2008
  14. DoctorCulturae says at 3:15 pm, June 18th, 2008

    eatsshootsleaves: oooh. sweet.

  15. PoliticalGraffiti says at 3:16 pm, June 18th, 2008

    why does that little polka boy only have his shirt half on?

  16. vicuna says at 3:20 pm, June 18th, 2008
  17. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:21 pm, June 18th, 2008

    eatsshootsleaves: That. Was. Awesome.

  18. StrangelyBrown says at 3:35 pm, June 18th, 2008

    NoWireHangers: Thanks, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head!

  19. bitchincamaro says at 4:07 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Whiskeybaby:

    He opposes torture by the military, but whole(black)heartedly
    endorses torture by CIA, FBI, or any mercenary contractors we
    are unfortunate enough to be doing business with.

  20. bitchincamaro says at 4:28 pm, June 18th, 2008

    This is one of the most entertaining threads, ever.
    Sadly, McNutshaft will never be caught in front of
    another green screen again.

  21. mrtrailsafety says at 6:57 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Polka magic has a way of livening up Gramps McSame. Love it.

  22. Slutty_Chola_Cobbler says at 8:47 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Let’s have a fundraiser!

    All proceeds will go towards the total anihilation of HARRIET “INADEQUATE BLACK MAN” CHRISTIAN, JOHN “WALNUTS” McINSANE, and JOE “TRAITOR” LIE-BERMAN!!

    I just can’t stomach these piles of turd!!

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