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The next President of the United States, Michelle Obama, will debase herself before an audience of nice American ladies when she guest-hosts The View today with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Boy George, and Ferris Bueller. Stay with us as we liveblog this possibly tragicomic trainwreck at 11AM Eastern — just one short hour from now! [The View]
10:09 AM
on Wed June 18 2008
By
Sara K. Smith
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If she can keep from smacking Hasselback upside the head, this might not be too bad…
Hey! What happened to the Mug-the-kiity picture? Did Wonkette wimp out with the hard hitting posting again?
If she stabs Hasselback in the eye with her fabulous stiletto heels, this might not be too bad.
Doglessliberal: Yes it would be. Hasselback deserves one.
So what happened to the previous picture? TOO VIOLENT?
If there is any blood shed, it will be at the hands of Barbara.
WIDTAP: 4tehlulz: I decided to save it for the Liveblog. Fear not.
Doglessliberal:
I guessing MO’s “Bitch, please” look will be used often.
Godless Liberal *: Waste of a nice shoe. I wouldn’t sully mine on that vapid moran. Maybe she could use one of Baba’s.
The little pussy looks strangely like Walnuts.
And that’s all I got to say, since I have no idea what The View is.
Hasselback: “So…Michelle. Why did you and your family stay at Trinity for 20 years? Do you love your country?! Do you hate white people?!! Why the fuck do you look so damn good all the fucking time?!!!”
Michelle: “Bitch, please.”
Hasselhoffbareback: “Oh no you din’t!”
Michelle: “Oh yes I did. Suck it, whitey!”
huh, so not everyone hates Michelle (and Cindy), apparently, according to this poll:
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/behind-the-numbers/2008/06/the_better_halves.html?&hpid=topnews
And you get a terrorist fist bump!
And you get a terrorist fist bump!
And you get a terrorist fist bump!
Everyone gets a terrorist fist bump!
…I guess Michelle will be the token “Hot Chick”! In a non-sexist way of course.
Is the kitten on the right laughing at the kitten on the left? Because that’s just not nice.
AngryBlakGuy: that’s sort of damning with faint praise given the company, no?
I pity the bitch that interrupts her while she’s talking, like they do to Whoopi.
Brutus Harlot: Yes, because the kitten on the left is going to be executed in another picture.
AngryBlakGuy: Yeah because the rest of them are rancid.
Noodle Salad: That’s “terrorist fist *jab*”
BTW, is anyone watching George? I think he’d garner a lot more support for lifting the ban on offshore drilling if he went all Daniel Plainview on the American public. “I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! (beats American public to death with bowling pin)”
But which candidate’s wife has the balls to guest-host Springer? That’s the first lady I want in the White House.
i hope she doesn’t lose too many brain cells doing this show. she should tell babwa to back up off her man, barry isn’t into grandmas even if they think he’s sexy. i feel a little bad that secretly hope michelle stabs elizabeth with her shoe.
Servo: Whoopi + Michelle = TOO MUCH INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN POWER. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
4tehlulz: I’m still recovering from that awful video of that little child being brutally attacked by the cat that jumped out of the bushes and fell on his bum. Can you imagine. The audacity of posting a video of a child falling on his bum!
AudicityofHope: What if Whoopi converts Michelle and she leaves Barack so she can marry Whoopi in California? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
I liked the part where President George W. Plainview manipulates the religious folks to get what he wants out of them, then discards them… then they write tell all books about what a phony wank he is.
Wow. Bette, Boy, and Broderick? What is this, Gay Day on The View?
AudicityofHope: Whoopi hasn’t really been black since “Sister Act,” at least not in the ‘threatening’ way Michelle is.
Serolf Divad:
Cindy of course.
“You stole my husband, bitch!”
“I had a Black Love Child”
“My hubby sleeps with women who look like me!”
Michelle and Whoopi are gonna clean house; and will be forced to clarify wonderbread many comments and put them into a proper context.
Whoopi—when you do read this and when you do invite the Obama’s to your crib in Marlboro, please give me a heads up and we’ll roll and puff a few. ; )
Brutus Harlot: There’s no way in hell that’s gonna happen. Michelle is all hetero for her one and only Barry.
I just tuned in to “The Martha Stewart Show” and thought Hey, you know what’s missing? Cindy McCunt. She and Martha would get on REAL good! “Martha, this Butterscotch cookie recipe has been in my family for centuries.”
I’m at work, but even if I weren’t, I still wouldn’t ever, ever watch The View. Your sacrifice is appreciated, Sara K. Smith.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Are you watching ‘Martha’? There’s the queerest fat man dressed in a snug purple shirt stuffing his face with Stewart’s oatmeal something-or-other bars.
Brutus Harlot: So true. That’s why I support McCain. He wants to take us back to a simpler time, before moving pictures, so this doesn’t happen again.
Please tell me I’m not the only one watching Martha talk about organizing and labeling my “craft” drawers.
AudicityofHope: to which Martha responds “That’s my recipe Cindy.”
i wonder what she’ll wear? a apron perhaps? and maybe she’ll bring some freshly baked cookies too.
fist jabs all around!!
OMG her dress. And fist bumps!
I just turned gay for Michelle Obama.
this has got to be the best version of the view i have ever seen… i especially like how drunk whoopi goldberg sounded…”Michelle Obama” (insert slurred sounds)
whoopi just got a little over excited about having michelle on, she couldn’t help getting a little wet.
michelle even managed to make pimping out your kids sounds cute with her little story about malia
Doglessliberal: 4tehlulz: Okay, I just heard that Hollaback when on Fox and said she was “nervous” about Michelle coming on the View? WTF?? Oh, right, she’s not a non-threating mammy negro like Sherri Shepherd.