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HOPE DOPES

Web Nerds Vow To Make Obama Uncool

Hey, it’s the middle of June and there’s no political news because it’s summer and your editor just went over to Boing Boing to see if there was anything politically whimsical and your co-editor said, “Obama robots made from jello and spare microchips?” Yeah, pretty much. Here is Hopey made out of push-pin thumbtacks. [Zoomdoggle via Boing Boing]


2:52 PM on Tue June 17 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. MARCdMan says at 2:57 pm, June 17th, 2008

    you sure that’s smokey? they ears and not-so-bright expression look more like George.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:58 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Wow. As nerdy as that is, he did it oh so very fast, er something.

    Actually, it’s kinda neat. This is what potential school-house mass-murderers to do comfort themselves and avoid teh guns.

  3. Summer does not begin until June 21! Are you sure you aren’t a Repugnantcan Spinmeister Ken?

  4. DoctorCulturae says at 3:01 pm, June 17th, 2008

    How many good-intenders out there are going to be the perfect foils for the right smarm machine?

    Maybe Al Gore could make a Obama out of Cheeetoooozzz?

    Sadly, I’m waiting for O’s picture on a black t-shirt…

  5. SuperRounder says at 3:02 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Not. Black. Enough.

  6. metropolitan says at 3:04 pm, June 17th, 2008

    i’m making a two story obama made out of empty beer cans to get those college kids all excited.

  7. RaptorAvatar says at 3:05 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Meanwhile the bitters are stuck making racist voodoo dolls of hopey out of the old socks that MaeMaw’s diabetic ulcers stained brown.

  8. Poor Obama is going to take out a copyright on his freaking name and image to prevent such atrocities. He can’t afford any more nebbish-points - he’s earned a ton himself with that bike-riding outfit of mom jeans, dorky sneakers and tucked-in polo shirt.

  9. Gopherit v2.0 says at 3:07 pm, June 17th, 2008

    That’s nothing. He can make a reasonable facsimile of Dubya out of his own feces.

  10. Electric Zen says at 3:08 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Strange nerds, they made an animatronic Hillary that points at one of her aides, and then laughs and acts surprised like she’s meeting an old friend. And they have her on some tape loop talking about 18 million voters…

    Sorry, my bad. That’s actually Hillary.

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:18 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: …thats an insult to fecal matter everywhere!

  12. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:27 pm, June 17th, 2008

    …soon people will have little shrines in their homes like the Virgin Mary!

    http://www.pernel.com/Spratling-Shrine.jpg

  13. freakishlystrong says at 3:32 pm, June 17th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Yeah, like Jebus, we’ll see Barry in potato chips n’ stuff…

  14. Tits_LaRue says at 3:50 pm, June 17th, 2008

    AxmxZ: He can’t do it, political figures are exempt from name and likeness copyrighting. (Just ask AH-Nold SchvwAAAAAAAArtzenegggAH.) He’s doomed to have his image bastardized and made into knitted dick-cozies and racist sock puppets for all eternity, and for boRing boRing to make money off of posting about it after it’s been on 30,000 other websites…

  15. freakishlystrong: Topic of the day: Obam latte art - racist or delicious?

  16. S.Luggo says at 3:58 pm, June 17th, 2008

    So sad.
    I believe the pitcher is an hommage to the revenge-seeking extraterrestial which Frank Gorshin portrayed on Star Trek.

  17. A-MinusList says at 4:50 pm, June 17th, 2008

    i didn’t realize he was half *red*! that changes everything.

  18. graceless says at 4:51 pm, June 17th, 2008

    I’m waiting for the Obama-toaster.

  19. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:07 pm, June 17th, 2008

    graceless: No toaster yet, but at least there’s toast.

    http://www.crabbyfatguy.com/images/obamaistoast.jpg

  20. SayItWithWookies says at 5:24 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Too bad he didn’t do this in Lite Brites — he could’ve been arrested for terrism.

  21. Uh, hey, er, cool. Oh, well. Prezdent is prezdent of everybody, including idiots (savant or otherwise).

  22. AnnieGetYourFun says at 5:32 pm, June 17th, 2008

    RaptorAvatar: Grossest thing I’ve heard all day, and I sit not too far from someone who farts every time he sneezes all over his computer monitor.

  23. What’s a better use of time? Thumb-tack art or reading blogs all day long?

  24. liquiddaddy says at 6:11 pm, June 17th, 2008

    When you said “thambtacks” I thought “tampex,” and I realized I’d better get started on my next work of art.

  25. liquiddaddy says at 6:12 pm, June 17th, 2008

    I mean thumbtacks, or course.

  26. Keram2 says at 2:14 am, June 18th, 2008

    Even though the whole lolcat thing is all 2007, I thought this was pretty clever:

    http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=333#comments

  27. CometHasTheFloor says at 3:01 am, June 18th, 2008

    Hee…a friend and I made something almost exactly like this once. Granted, it was a tri-color organization logo rather than Hopey’s face, and the “pixels” were few couple thousand empty nitrous oxide chargers rather than thumbtacks, but the similarity is otherwise striking. You go, Obamageeks.

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