• February 14, 2012


Hey remember this guy? He likes to dance and haul brush, and sometimes he plays basketball with Irish youngsters. We will miss you, President Doofus, and your rad jump shot. [YouTube]

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Vanity Smurf June 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm

I think Spike Lee already made this movie.

shortsshortsshorts June 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm

When George figured out that he was doing something that teh blacks do, he pulled another $100 million in aide from Katrina relief efforts. Phew!

freakishlystrong June 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm

George W. Bush plays Fucks up Entire Country, in ‘Murica!

ManchuCandidate June 17, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Retards Can’t Jump

AngryBlakGuy June 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm

…he isn’t use to throwing ball. Just catching them!!! *Rimshot*

grundle burrito June 17, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Brick!

problemwithcaring June 17, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Can I give a tip of the hat to David Stern and the soulless, advertising execs at the NBA? When a black-people-not-caring-about, evil monkey like this can catch NBA playoff fever, maybe I misjudged those horrible Mr. Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard spots on TNT.

Besides, Gas is only $4.57 out here in Cali, and it ain’t like a President got shit else better to do than work on his lay-up rep’ in Belfast.

AngryBlakGuy June 17, 2008 at 1:45 pm

…how much I would pay to see Obama take him apart in the low post!!!

wheelie June 17, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Look at the presentation they made to him.
Ungrateful sarcastic jerks!

http://i32.tinypic.com/34yv7f4.jpg

graceless June 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm

What did they say on 3?

AxmxZ June 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Only Kucinich has the balls to call foul on Dubya.

Botswana Meat Commission FC June 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Couldn’t he have played a traditional Irish sport like Potato Fucking?

Happy Fun Ball June 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Those goddamn kids had to take a needless dribble before laying it and ended up depriving him of about a dozen assists!

metropolitan June 17, 2008 at 1:52 pm

well i can see in a few years president obama playing basketball with the irish kids, but will he dance with the africans like g.w. bush?

wheelie June 17, 2008 at 1:53 pm

[re=17939]graceless[/re]: “Peace Players”. These are kids from both RC and Prod communities making peace through basketball, because the politicians up there in Northern Ireland have not yet figured how to turn that sport into a symbol of sectarian hate and aggression. Yay.

metropolitan June 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm

and regarding doofy white guys playing basketball, eat this dubya:
prince charles playing basketball in harlem and kicking ass!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=80090af6c3

and if there’s anyone in the world that’s whiter than g.w.bush it’s prince charles.

AngryBlakGuy June 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm

[re=17949]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: …I always thought the official sport of Ireland was drunken bar brawling and starting riots at soccer matches?

shortsshortsshorts June 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=17963]metropolitan[/re]: What a girly-man.

Servo June 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=17949]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]:
I thought it was Gettin’ Shitfaced.

Hart88 June 17, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Now we know why he was a cheerleader.

Inadequate Blackmail June 17, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Well, that proves it. Basketball > Bowling

Gopherit v2.0 June 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Shouldn’t he be wearing protective headgear like the rest of the special olympians?

Barry’d totally hand him his ass in 1 on 1.

edgydrifter June 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm

I call fake. Not a single lad in that clip was clinging to a bottle of whiskey. That was clearly shot in Mittens’ underground boy-bunker just south of Moab.

wheelie June 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm

[re=17971]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You lie! The soccer-rioting is mostly a Scottish thing. But the bar-brawling, yes, that is a fine old practice over here. Lately there have been a few incidents involving samurai swords in Dublin bars, which upsets traditionalists such as me. A broken bottle or a machete was good enough for everyone in the old days.

XOMuffintop June 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Nothing but incompotent leadership!

norbizness June 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Bush is to sport what cholera is to enjoyment of food or Michael Bolton is to soul music.

Bill_TX June 17, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Maybe Obama will let him play basketball at the White House.

Uncle Al June 17, 2008 at 2:31 pm

He’s so gay. Look how he holds on to the coach dude and pulls him in real close like he wants to give him a big kiss.

bitbull June 17, 2008 at 3:07 pm

this is too painful to watch sober.

FMA June 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm

Jeebus Christ, Larry Bird has really let himself go!

Truculent June 17, 2008 at 3:30 pm

While he’s overseas dicking around, let’s change the locks on the White House. he’ll come back, his key won’t work, and then its off to TexAS to figure out what went wrong.

AngryBlakGuy June 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm

[re=18007]wheelie[/re]: …I think there is a little Irish in all of us! And by that I mean the part of us that gets shit-faced drunk and picks a fight with a guy twice our size because you don’t like the way he laughs!

Cape Clod June 17, 2008 at 6:19 pm

His next stupid fucking idea. Build Ireland into a world basketball power.

Lazy Media June 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm

For a useless retard, he has a decent one-handed set shot. Like most of his other policies, that went out of style about 1961.

And of course, he blows the layup.

foog June 18, 2008 at 12:56 am

Leave the man alone. He’s gotta do something while he’s honouring the troops by not playing golf.

Abdul-Rahim June 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Meanwhile, Éirígí activists managed to get into Belfast City Hall, steal the Union Jack on display and replace it with the Iraqi flag in a show of solidarity.

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