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George W. Bush Plays Basketball, In Ireland!


Hey remember this guy? He likes to dance and haul brush, and sometimes he plays basketball with Irish youngsters. We will miss you, President Doofus, and your rad jump shot. [YouTube]


1:26 PM on Tue June 17 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Vanity Smurf says at 1:29 pm, June 17th, 2008

    I think Spike Lee already made this movie.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:29 pm, June 17th, 2008

    When George figured out that he was doing something that teh blacks do, he pulled another $100 million in aide from Katrina relief efforts. Phew!

  3. freakishlystrong says at 1:30 pm, June 17th, 2008

    George W. Bush plays Fucks up Entire Country, in ‘Murica!

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 1:31 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Retards Can’t Jump

  5. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:32 pm, June 17th, 2008

    …he isn’t use to throwing ball. Just catching them!!! *Rimshot*

  6. grundle burrito says at 1:42 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Brick!

  7. problemwithcaring says at 1:44 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Can I give a tip of the hat to David Stern and the soulless, advertising execs at the NBA? When a black-people-not-caring-about, evil monkey like this can catch NBA playoff fever, maybe I misjudged those horrible Mr. Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard spots on TNT.

    Besides, Gas is only $4.57 out here in Cali, and it ain’t like a President got shit else better to do than work on his lay-up rep’ in Belfast.

  8. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:45 pm, June 17th, 2008

    …how much I would pay to see Obama take him apart in the low post!!!

  9. wheelie says at 1:45 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Look at the presentation they made to him.
    Ungrateful sarcastic jerks!

    http://i32.tinypic.com/34yv7f4.jpg

  10. graceless says at 1:46 pm, June 17th, 2008

    What did they say on 3?

  11. Only Kucinich has the balls to call foul on Dubya.

  12. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 1:50 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Couldn’t he have played a traditional Irish sport like Potato Fucking?

  13. Happy Fun Ball says at 1:50 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Those goddamn kids had to take a needless dribble before laying it and ended up depriving him of about a dozen assists!

  14. metropolitan says at 1:52 pm, June 17th, 2008

    well i can see in a few years president obama playing basketball with the irish kids, but will he dance with the africans like g.w. bush?

  15. wheelie says at 1:53 pm, June 17th, 2008

    graceless: “Peace Players”. These are kids from both RC and Prod communities making peace through basketball, because the politicians up there in Northern Ireland have not yet figured how to turn that sport into a symbol of sectarian hate and aggression. Yay.

  16. metropolitan says at 1:55 pm, June 17th, 2008

    and regarding doofy white guys playing basketball, eat this dubya:
    prince charles playing basketball in harlem and kicking ass!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=80090af6c3

    and if there’s anyone in the world that’s whiter than g.w.bush it’s prince charles.

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:57 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: …I always thought the official sport of Ireland was drunken bar brawling and starting riots at soccer matches?

  18. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:58 pm, June 17th, 2008

    metropolitan: What a girly-man.

  19. Botswana Meat Commission FC:
    I thought it was Gettin’ Shitfaced.

  20. Hart88 says at 2:04 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Now we know why he was a cheerleader.

  21. Inadequate Blackmail says at 2:05 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Well, that proves it. Basketball > Bowling

  22. Gopherit v2.0 says at 2:06 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Shouldn’t he be wearing protective headgear like the rest of the special olympians?

    Barry’d totally hand him his ass in 1 on 1.

  23. edgydrifter says at 2:13 pm, June 17th, 2008

    I call fake. Not a single lad in that clip was clinging to a bottle of whiskey. That was clearly shot in Mittens’ underground boy-bunker just south of Moab.

  24. wheelie says at 2:13 pm, June 17th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: You lie! The soccer-rioting is mostly a Scottish thing. But the bar-brawling, yes, that is a fine old practice over here. Lately there have been a few incidents involving samurai swords in Dublin bars, which upsets traditionalists such as me. A broken bottle or a machete was good enough for everyone in the old days.

  25. XOMuffintop says at 2:20 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Nothing but incompotent leadership!

  26. norbizness says at 2:26 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Bush is to sport what cholera is to enjoyment of food or Michael Bolton is to soul music.

  27. Bill_TX says at 2:27 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Maybe Obama will let him play basketball at the White House.

  28. Uncle Al says at 2:31 pm, June 17th, 2008

    He’s so gay. Look how he holds on to the coach dude and pulls him in real close like he wants to give him a big kiss.

  29. bitbull says at 3:07 pm, June 17th, 2008

    this is too painful to watch sober.

  30. Jeebus Christ, Larry Bird has really let himself go!

  31. Truculent says at 3:30 pm, June 17th, 2008

    While he’s overseas dicking around, let’s change the locks on the White House. he’ll come back, his key won’t work, and then its off to TexAS to figure out what went wrong.

  32. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:37 pm, June 17th, 2008

    wheelie: …I think there is a little Irish in all of us! And by that I mean the part of us that gets shit-faced drunk and picks a fight with a guy twice our size because you don’t like the way he laughs!

  33. Cape Clod says at 6:19 pm, June 17th, 2008

    His next stupid fucking idea. Build Ireland into a world basketball power.

  34. Lazy Media says at 7:05 pm, June 17th, 2008

    For a useless retard, he has a decent one-handed set shot. Like most of his other policies, that went out of style about 1961.

    And of course, he blows the layup.

  35. Leave the man alone. He’s gotta do something while he’s honouring the troops by not playing golf.

  36. Abdul-Rahim says at 2:32 pm, June 18th, 2008

    Meanwhile, Éirígí activists managed to get into Belfast City Hall, steal the Union Jack on display and replace it with the Iraqi flag in a show of solidarity.

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