Former first lady Hillary Clinton has until the convention in August to get her money back, her goddamn money for Christ’s sake, but how will she do that? The same way she does everything: by lying. Today she sent an e-mail to supporters, asking, “I hope you’ll take a moment to view our online album with some favorite photos from the campaign.” There are like seven mostly terrible photos, and then, of course, the big red CONTRIBUTE button. So basically she asks you to look at photos of her failed, finished campaign, and then to… give her money for it! Done and done. Also, Hilz ends her e-mail with, “I’ll be in touch soon.” Hooray! [Hillary Clinton]
OLD HILLARY
June 16, 2008
Hillary Clinton: FEED ME Thanks For The Memories!
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She had a farm in Africa….
I’d be happy to donate if she promises to completely disappear.
bob dole got his money back by peddling viagra and pepsi, maybe hillary can make hers back by peddling crown royal and trucknutz.
Larry Flynt has a one million dollar offer for Hillary.
And for just a few hundred dollars more, a webcam stripshow.
[re=16976]stankfest[/re]: If I were Bill, I’d take it!
[re=16974]metropolitan[/re]: Sally Field better count her Boniva money while she can.
…she is really beating this dead horse into a pile of red mushy hamburger meat isn’t she?!?! Well considering the direction that this country is going I might have take a little bit of that home for dinner!
The softball lesbians with their Hillary O8 shirts were sweet.
Wow, Hilz really knows how to pander to her demographics. Not to stereotype, but her campaign support appears to consist of people in hats with Hebrew words on them, older women with bob hairdos, girls in matching softball shirts, and people with brown eyes and great tans wearing traditional Mexican costumes and waving Puerto Rican flags. Oh, and Chelsea.
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What’s up with that blue candy necklace? She courting the extreme youth vote? Is this strategery for Chelsea’s inevitable run?
I’d pay for her to really dodge sniper and automatic weapons fire….in a yellow pantsuit, of course.
BTW, I would like to thank Obama for saving me from whole-heartedly embracing the Hillary, the same way I was a stubborn Jimmy Carter fan in the ’70s. Bless their hearts, but those people are not cool.
[re=16976]stankfest[/re]: I just threw up in my mouth a little…
In blackmail the payment’s usually the other way around.
[re=16992]Carrie_Okie[/re]: Oh no, did your truck flip over?
Elton & Hillary: One Night Only
One more thing to be grateful for.
Egad! Those pictures are the worst of the worst in that they are garish AND shamelessly doctored. I would not be surprised to learn that the airbrush artist was the same man who worked on Jocelyn Wildenstein.
i guess that little bosnian girl wasn’t among her faves…
Okay, now there’s only one picture available. It was taken when Hillary was the light skinneded student body president of Howard University, back when she was black and Slick Willie wanted her to be his Sister Souljah. But then she started passing for white and completely sold out.
And then there’s the picture of her when she was Puerto Rican fighting with FALN. Bill had to pardon her along with the other members.
And there’s the picture of her as a member of the IRA.
Man, she’s a chameleon…
I counted 3 big photos of Chelsea, but Bill has been disappeared.
Why doesn’t she just go out to the corner and sell cigarettes?
Heh! Yeah, what happened to Bill?
Chel looked GORE-jus!
Seriously, why do Clinton supporters feel the need to show their support on their foreheads?
It’ll take a whole village to pay off this debt.
A real page turner it’s not.
Hmm. Seeing as she is no longer running for president, what exactly in the fuck is she asking people to contribute to? ‘Help replenish my bank account.’ ‘Help pay all those poor shits I stiffed campaigning, so I don’t have to’. Noble cause, that.
Isn’t this debt thing just be another way of currying favor with the blue collar in-debt Bitters? Can’t she and cash-in-a-box hubby raise all kinds of dough on speaking alone?
First it was the debt, then the other flank, talking about the glass ceiling… Keeping the “18M” base motivated.
Interesting choice of photo for the last page in her photo album.
She is saying “Thank you” and Body Language experts tell us that using the left hand over the heart like this, when expressing something, (in this case “thankyou”) shows dishonesty.
Read up on body language and watch Hillary. Its amazing how many you can catch her being untruthful or insincere and defensive with a smile on her face. Have you seen how she shakes her head no when she is saying yes?
If only there was a way to spin bitterness into gold…
I think this is Hillary’s latest bid for the presidency… of the Hallmark or Disney corporations. Yes, she can! Bleed the gullible masses out of their pocket change with fabricated sentimentality -that is.
Anyone whose ever done fundraising knows just how easy it is to get money from people after the event in question is over, especially if it did not go well. ROTFL, etc.
[re=16973]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: She can’t disappear! She has to campaign her heart out for Barack Obama as she said she would! Has she been to your town yet to do so? I’m still waiting.
While waiting you can check out the MAJOR EYEBROW MALFUNCTION in the picture in her photo album (shaking hands with the irish pride kids). I’ve made it my avatar of the day. Kind of like an Eyebrow of Horus. Looking over you all….
and where are the photos of her crying like a girlie man?
Just when you thought she could not sink any further, wham bamm she becomes a cartoon character!
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