Jeb Bush To Become Third Black President
If it weren't for the greatest president in modern times, George Walker Bush, Jr., the Republican nominee in 2008 would be his Brother, Jebediah "Jeb" Bush, the second male heir to the Bush crown and a known Mexican. He would win, because why not. But George Jr. got to the presidency first, and despite his fantastic performance over the last eight years, the Liberals would use the sum of their mighty slapping powers to prevent Jeb's latest Bush presidency. Poor Jeb. But since everyone in this country forgets everything, he can easily run in 2012, which George Jr. today suggested his brother might do. Country, saved.
President Bush was asked by a SkyNews correspondent whether the end of his term marked the end of the Bush presidential dynasty that began with his father’s Oval Office tenure 20 years ago.
In response, Bush singled out his brother, who has often been mentioned as a possible Republican presidential contender. "Well, we've got another one out there who did a fabulous job as governor of Florida, and that's Jeb,” he said. “But you know, you better ask him whether or not he's thinking of running. But he'd be a great president."
Oh God, this is the exact language Bill Clinton used in 2006 when asked about Hillary possibly running. "I don't know, but she'd do a helluva job!" Well now Bill's wife Hillary will be able to run against Jeb Bush in 2012. There is somehow no scenario in which this won't happen, and we'll finally be fighting the terrorists over here instead of over "there" (Nazi Germany). Thanks a lot, Jesus!