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Poll Shows Collective ‘Enh’ Among 15% Of Voters

Survey says: Bring on the juntaHere is a very interesting poll from your Gallup organization, which shows Undecided finally pulling away form Neither/Other in the polls. However, Candidate “Total not Obama or McCain” is beating both their hindquarters — suggesting that Ron Paul really is secretly pulling the levers of Democracy and positioning himself for an eleventh-hour November blowout. [Gallup Daily]


9:49 AM on Mon June 16 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. RuperttheBear says at 9:51 am, June 16th, 2008

    Racists who hate old people?

  2. ManchuCandidate says at 9:58 am, June 16th, 2008

    Between the Naderites and Barr/Paultards, it will be an interesting tough fight to see who gets last place.

  3. Canuckledragger says at 10:00 am, June 16th, 2008

    Yeah, I said last week that Bob Barr would team up with Ron Paul, and now that’s happening. That explains one percent of the “enh” vote.

    The other fourteen percent?

    Vermin Supreme, baby. He’s surgin’ ‘coz we’re urgin’ him to burgeon a whole new purgin’. [That's his real campaign slogan. I'm telling ya, it's gonna be a frikkin' landslide.]

  4. daneellaw says at 10:02 am, June 16th, 2008

    Exactly what is the difference between “Neither/Other” and “Not Obama or McCain”? Sounds like 23% should be the total Enh

  5. Oh, good. The Naderites are pulling ahead of the know-nothings.

  6. toastandlove says at 10:07 am, June 16th, 2008

    daneellaw: I guess “Not Obama or McCain” is “Neither/Other” + “Undecided”.

    And those Undecideds are really more of a “meh” group, than an “enh” group.

  7. gurukalehuru says at 10:10 am, June 16th, 2008

    Barrtards or PaulBarrs? Which way we gonna go?

  8. TJBeck says at 10:16 am, June 16th, 2008

    I’m undecided about what this means. Enh.

  9. How many of these carbon footprints know what they’ll be doing in the next five minutes?

  10. MathewBrooks says at 10:19 am, June 16th, 2008

    Not ‘enh’ but ‘meh’

  11. Imagine42 says at 10:24 am, June 16th, 2008

    MathewBrooks: This is just another example of the MSM not showing us the data that really matters. Everyone is looking for the ‘enh’ vs ‘meh’ demographic breakdown, but of course they don’t tell us that, and the graph ends up painting a totally misleading picture. I can’t wait until November, when Ron Paul stages an electoral coup and takes over the entire media so they will start bringing us the Freedom Facts we need to make Patriotic Decisions.

  12. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:32 am, June 16th, 2008

    …WoW, Brain-dead is really pulling away from Oxygen Deprived meanwhile Missing a Chromosome is flat!

  13. bitchincamaro says at 10:34 am, June 16th, 2008

    At a time when the 2 major candidates are as different as
    night and day (no pun), you have to assume the “neither-nor-undecideds”
    are Barrtards (I like this one) or completely battshit crazy bitter
    Hillary holdouts. Why doesn’t Gallup include the Libtards as an
    option in their polling and keep us from guessing?

  14. m_supercomputer says at 10:36 am, June 16th, 2008

    I’m pretty sure neither/other refers to people to have made up their mind not to support Obama or McCain, undecided means pretty much what it sounds like, and the “neither Obama or McCain” is the total of both categories. That’s how I read it, anyway.

  15. loudmouthredhead says at 10:39 am, June 16th, 2008

    Soooo…does this mean to truly decide things, we must have Barr and Paul have a no-holds-barred Jello/mud wrestle for the ambivalent “legalize everything!” stoner/netizen nutjob vote? The winner could claim the useless detritus of society, or the whole spectacle will make them all vomit themselves to death. We win either way, yes?

  16. WadISay says at 10:43 am, June 16th, 2008

    OMG, the thundering voice of Lieberman is having its effect.

  17. “If you’re sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.” –George W. Bush, Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000

  18. MoodProcessor says at 10:56 am, June 16th, 2008

    These are the Po-Jama People. What’s oddly missing is the fluffy-slipper vs. woolen sock demographic.

  19. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 10:59 am, June 16th, 2008

    “Whatever” for President.

  20. Can we combine the paultards with the barr tards and create pbr-tards?

  21. WonksRunAmuck says at 11:16 am, June 16th, 2008

    bago: I’ll give a halfhearted “ehn” to that!

  22. I Am Not Your Gary Busey says at 11:50 am, June 16th, 2008

    Are the “Neither/Others” or the “Undecided/ No Opinions” the Truthers?

    May I humbly suggest “PaBarr” for the odd slightly fey humunculous that will be the likely pairing for these mouth breathers?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Babar2.jpg

  23. I Am Not Your Gary Busey says at 11:55 am, June 16th, 2008

    I Am Not Your Gary Busey: Of course the one on the left being the good doctor. Unfortunately Mr. Barr chose the floral print number rather than the yellow pant-suit, but whatever…

  24. Makeithurt says at 12:02 pm, June 16th, 2008

    That’s who I’m voting for: neither Walnuts or M.U.Llatto.

  25. THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR HILLAY CLINTON!

  26. thefrontpage says at 12:06 pm, June 16th, 2008

    Serious here: Many, many, many people just don’t want to vote for Obama or McCain. They simply do not want to cast their vote for either one of these men, as many people feel they both will be just flat-out horrible, scary, disastrous presidents of the United States. It’s that simple.

  27. forgot my id says at 12:11 pm, June 16th, 2008

    thefrontpage: Can it get much worse than what we have had for the last eight years though? In my opinion anyone short of Hitler, Stalin, or Saddam Hussein would be a step up at this point.

    Just my two cents (seriously)

  28. thefrontpage: Elect Bob Barr the new Ross Perot!

  29. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:24 pm, June 16th, 2008

    Bob Barr, with a bullet.

    AxmxZ: Exactly.

  30. ManchuCandidate says at 12:29 pm, June 16th, 2008

    thefrontpage:
    Really? Like Paultards and Naderites actually know better? Wonketteer, Please.

    Election is just another word for Least Worst Choice.

  31. thursdaynext27 says at 1:05 pm, June 16th, 2008

    Throw in “Not Hillary” to the “Not Obama or McCain” mix, and that sums up the election for me. I fear McCain, went from tolerate-to-immensely-dislike Clinton since January, and have been consistently ambivalent about Obama but will vote for him because he’s NotBush.

    But I was really hoping for better choices.

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