THE WAR ON PAULTARDS  4:51 pm June 12, 2008

Ron Paul Will End His Campaign, Again, And Start New Campaign!

by Jim Newell

Thanks to commenter “floraway” for ruining all of our fun and linking to an article about Ron Paul’s big announcement tonight, which will be that he is ending his presidential campaign for the 80th time in order to launch a new campaign, for Liberty. As far as we can tell, that Olde English shit is the official logo for Dr. Congressman Paul’s latest gig, which, as per usual, will be a scam to take your Gas Money. You can read his (premature) concession letter at the Campaign for Liberty’s website. It is notable for overtly publicizing his glorious new book, Ron Paul’s Manifesto Pool Party. Anyway, let’s see how our old pals at Ron Paul Forums are taking the news. Is this just another Main Stream Media conspiracy?

Well, this should suffice:

(Honestly, the Hilltards are so much better these days.)

Ron Paul to End Campaign, Launches New Effort [ABC News]
[Ron Paul's Campaign For Liberty]

 

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ManchuCandidate June 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm

I say AHHHHHHHH! and get all excited every time I have a movement, too.

floraway June 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm
freakishlystrong June 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Kludge is a senior member..Kludge wears a helmet and likes shiny things…

FunkyPalmettoBug June 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Merry Christmas? Oh wait, the paultards don’t recognize 2 of the seasons…

Scarab June 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm

I thought that font was reserved for gang tattoos only.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Wow. I never thought those two letters could evoke so much emotion, yet I do believe I can feel his (her? it’s possible, but I”m sexist) pain.

Q2 June 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm

ALL HAIL PON NAUL! SELFLESS LEADER OF THE COMHERE REPUBLIC!

Cicada June 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Yippee! Let the hijinx begin! The blimp floats on.
I agree, Merry Christmas indeed.

Joey Ratz June 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm

WTF? I thought he’d be hawking TruckNutz?

Cape Clod June 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Has anybody checked in with Beast Lady to get her response?

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm

Liberty and Freedom, Mein FoundingFatherLand!!!

“They are equally unaware of their shameless spiritual terrorization and the hideous abuse of their human freedom, for they absolutely fail to suspect the inner insanity of the whole doctrine. All they see is the ruthless force and brutality of its calculated manifestations, to which they always submit in the end.”

–p. 66, Ron Paul’s Mein Revolution
http://www.hitler.org/writings/Mein_Kampf/mkv1ch02.html

Tits_LaRue June 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm

So, is this like some kind of money-laundering thing, or what?
But really: WTF is ‘kludge’s’ avatar? It looks like it might mean “Volkswagen Anarchy” or something…

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm

“shortsforFREEDOMshortsshorts Says:
June 12th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

I love you Ron Paul. I want to put your man-meat into my wide ass and take your cum with a shovel. Do me.”

Rev. Peter Lemonjello June 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Soooooooo this just gives Paultards something to do until the new Hobbit movie comes out in 2011, right?

obfuscator June 12, 2008 at 5:08 pm

“THIS ISN’T VERY RELEVANT! BUT IT IS EXCITING!!!!”

That was almost as funny as “LOOK AT ALL THE MOVEMENT!!!!!”

Also, I actually know a guy who Ownz a pair of TruckNutz.

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm

[re=14756]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I was about to have one, til I read that. Now I am laughing myself shitless, thank you.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm

“shortsforFREEDOMshortsshorts Says:
June 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

I WANT A LARGE PILE OF SHIT THAT SMELLS GREAT AND SEALS MY FATE WITHIN A CRATE WHICH NOBODY SHALL ABATE…. RANDOMNESS IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!

WE ALL NEED TO START A FUCKING REVOLUTION AND KILL THE BLACKS BECAUSE RON PAUL WOULD WANT US TO, FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM.”

ronaldpagan June 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Seriously the Paultards have nothing on the Hilltards. They need to step up their game.

And I am so disappointed Ron Paul isn’t running! He would make the best McCain spoiler! Do you think Wonkette could flatter him into reconsidering?

Quacker June 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm

[re=14781]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:

That caused me to throw up in my mouth just a little. Fuck!

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 5:19 pm

shortsforFREEDOMshortsshorts Says:
June 12th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Fuck you Ron Paul. Your a crazy old fuck face.

SayItWithWookies June 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm

[re=14807]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: In the future everyone will have a crush on Ron Paul for fifteen minutes.

Brutus Harlot June 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Ron Paul, please endorse Ron Paul. kthnxbai.

anabellum June 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….ron paul shows his true face….hes a spoiler candidate……intent on splitting the MIGHTY libertarian vote…for the betterment of all mankind…

this was, of course, the plan all along…we should have known…

if youll look in your handy copy of the Necronumbnuticrom, youll see that it speaks of how “conspiracy weenies will only experience cosmic justification for their true understanding of reality, in defeat”….”this is the way it ever was, and should be taken as cue by the TRUE weenie”…..”a cue that it is time to return to your video games, amid much jerking off at the computer…in order to prepare for the coming struggle”….

NebraskashireGentry June 12, 2008 at 5:45 pm

[re=14763]Scarab[/re]: I don’t think that font is reserved exclusively for gang members, rather for any who desire a filigreed neck tattoo.

These two categories largely overlap but there are enough exceptions to warrant the distinction.

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm

Of course Dr. Ron “Our country is not a democracy” Paul has to leave the race; he can’t be elected democratically cuz he hates democracy.

http://www.house.gov/paul/tst/tst2000/tst121200.htm

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 6:08 pm

[re=14820]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yes! It is so awesome that you caught that. ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN??????

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm

[re=14797]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You’re right on about teh blacks. Neo-nazi David Duke, who loves Ron Paul, hopes that Obama will be the “big dark spot ” that finally leads America to the DOCTOR:

http://www.davidduke.com/general/obama-wins-demo-nomination-a-black-flag-for-white-america_3934.html

“Obama is like that big dark spot on your arm that finally sends you to the doctor for some real medicine. Obama is the pain that lets your body know that something is dreadfully wrong.

Obama lets the American people know that there is a real cancer eating away at the heart of our country and Republican aspirin will not only not cure it, but only masks the pain and makes you think you don’t need radical surgery.

Obama is the telltale X-ray.”

Obama is the wake up call.

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm

[re=14889]Darehead[/re]: OOps, the last line was part of the quote too.

Gopherit v2.0 June 12, 2008 at 6:28 pm

If they don’t bring back the blimp, i’m gonna cry.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm

[re=14889]Darehead[/re]: Seriously? Any pile of shit can get a PhD now? WTF?

Fascist Nation June 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm

It just tickles me pink that you constantly have Ron Paul on the brain. Nothing says lovin’ like attention.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm

[re=14933]Fascist Nation[/re]: How ’bout floggings? Does that mean the same thing as “having him on the brain”?

rEVOLution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Gopherit v2.0 June 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm

[re=14933]Fascist Nation[/re]: Yup, we wanna be just like you!
When the hell are you bringing back the blimp?
Arrrgh. Paultards.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.republicmagazine.com/affiliates/jrox.php?id=215

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 7:01 pm

The blimp is not coming back! We have a new exciting 501c(4) that will be pushing ~$5 million onto our congressional candidates!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 7:03 pm

[re=14942]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Every time they’re here I want them to go away, and everytime they go away, I want them back again.

[re=14933]Fascist Nation[/re]: ….and that’s all the attention Paultard will receive. Your guy’s done, finished. Train left the station, you missed it. Bye-bye!

Gopherit v2.0 June 12, 2008 at 7:05 pm

[re=14949]Kludge[/re]: Dude, I don’t know what’s causing so much pain, but please see a doctor….it’s okay to dig up one of your jars and spend a kugerand or two on health care. I know Dr. Ron would approve.

Or is that like an homage to Robert Plant?

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 7:11 pm

[re=14958]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: My love is in league with the freeway
Its passion will ride, as the cities fly by
And the tail-lights dissolve, in the coming of night
And the questions in thousands take flight
My love is a-miles in the waiting
The eyes that just stare, and the glance at the clock
And the secret that burns, and the pain that grows dark
And it’s you once again
Leading me on – leading me down the road
Driving beyond – driving me down the road

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 7:25 pm

[re=14958]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Dude in pain will probably be spending Reichsmarks.

Gopherit v2.0 June 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm

[re=14972]Darehead[/re]: Germany’s not on the gold standard, is it?

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 7:34 pm

[re=14976]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: This from Wiki: “After the war, Germany, having lost much of its gold in reparations, could no longer coin gold “Reichsmarks” and moved to paper currency, although the Weimar Republic later introduced the “rentenmark” and later the gold-backed reichsmark in an effort to control hyperinflation.”

glamourdammerung June 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm

[re=14933]Fascist Nation[/re]: I think about necrotizing fasciitis fairly often as well and despite your pitiful attempt at wit, I still lump it in the “bad things” column.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Nazism and libertarianism are on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Ron Paul believes in the philosophy of liberty

http://www.isil.org/resources/introduction.swf

glamourdammerung June 12, 2008 at 7:43 pm

[re=14986]Kludge[/re]: Ron Paul believes in a philosophy of liberty for those that are like him. I mean white and “Christian”, not “batshit crazy” in this regard.

Gopherit v2.0 June 12, 2008 at 7:50 pm

[re=14982]Darehead[/re]: Yeah, but the German’s dropped the Deusche Mark for the Euro, (BTW: Thanks for making me look that up….. Wonkette, where I learn something new every day.) and the Euro ain’t gold-backed…..Ron Paul weeps.

Of course, a paultard might keep a few reichsmarks for old times sake…..

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm

[re=14986]Kludge[/re]: Right, Paul hates democracy and loves the temple of freedom:

“We say to them: We are trying to make up for that which you, in your criminal stupidity, have failed to carry out. By your parliamentarian jobbing you have helped to drag the nation into ruin. But we, by our aggressive policy, are setting up a new philosophy of life which we shall defend with indomitable devotion. Thus we are building the steps on which our nation once again may ascend to the temple of freedom.”

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm

[re=14991]glamourdammerung[/re]: I think you’ll find our base is dominated by nontheists with a healthy mix of ethnicities. I’m a Native American Agnostic, in fact. I’m unsure how to refute if you believe economic and social freedoms are a “batshit crazy” concept except by telling you to re-watch the video with an open mind. Its rationale is irrefutable.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 7:53 pm

[re=14997]Darehead[/re]: wtf?

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 7:56 pm

[re=14999]Kludge[/re]: Nope. No. Your wrong. I’m going to go ride my public transit now, because, you know, the private sector fucked it up so bad.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 8:03 pm

[re=15004]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: If there is no free market, any failures of the private sector are irrelevant…. For the sake of arguing though, I ride a bicycle and drive a car without difficulty, what has been “fucked up”? Cars and gasoline are remarkably cheap here (in the United State), and gov’t taxes make up more monetary gains in the sale of a gallon of gasoline than the profit which is taken by the oil companies. The fact that the private sector is continuing to thrive despite immense gov’t interference is incredible!

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 8:10 pm

[re=15011]Kludge[/re]: No they don’t. No it isn’t. You’re looking at the initial step. “Government makes more blah blah.” There are OH SO MANY WINDFALLS and the money goes back to those cheeky bastards anyway. What does Alex Jones think? You may stay and play, but don’t get saucy. There have been thousands before you, some nice, some mean, all WRONG. I’ve been on this ‘ere site for many moons, long before I started commenting. I know you won’t last long.

Darehead June 12, 2008 at 8:12 pm

Pants3 and DryFact, just like the old days!

glamourdammerung June 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm

[re=14999]Kludge[/re]: So some crappy shockwave movie is somehow more important than Paul’s career in the last 20 years in terms of describing Paul?

Interesting view, however it only makes sense if you are trying to defend the indefensible.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 8:15 pm

[re=15017]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I don’t intend to stay here. We have a hell of a lot to do within the LP and GOP pimping our congressional hopefuls ;)

I’ve never listened to Alex Jones in my life, nor do I believe in 9/11 “truth” or the NWO conspiracy, no matter how much it is spun on media sites such as this that even the majority of Paul supporters do. The Libertarian Party is gaining grounds because neither the dems or GOP can answer the questions facing our nation with principled answers. All they give us is empty rhetoric from a party of empty unity.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 8:18 pm

[re=15020]glamourdammerung[/re]: Dr. Paul is simply a vessel we promote liberty through. It is the media cult that continues to publish and regurgitate lies.

Regarding gas and taxes… Some articles on it I should have posted : http://blog.mises.org/archives/008041.asp
http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/does_the_government_really_make_more_in.html

kudzu June 12, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Bring in the Truck Nutz, dammit!

glamourdammerung June 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm

[re=15024]Kludge[/re]: Which pretty much refutes my earlier remark about Paul being a nutter in what way other than “not at all”?

At best, Paul is a disgusting human being. At worst, he is too stupid to manage a frigging eight page newsletter. Neither is really a glowing endorsement.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm

[re=15041]glamourdammerung[/re]: You never proved he was a “nutter”. I don’t believe there’s anything to refute. Which of his policies help only White Christians? Handouts are a bandaid at best and drain from the productive, causing the elimination of potential opportunities to fight unemployment.

kudzu June 12, 2008 at 8:59 pm

[re=15025]Kludge[/re]: Here ya go:

kudzu June 12, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Kludge June 12, 2008 at 9:06 pm

[re=15048]kudzu[/re]: http://nunoftheabove.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/obama-wright.jpg

What’s your point?

Mr-Clark June 12, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Jim Newell,

In a creepy way, it reminds me of the Anheuser-Busch logo. Does Cindy McCain know about this? (She’ll have to wait and tell Midge during one of his lucid spells.)

The only thing I ever really liked about Ron Paul was his almost subliminal approach to Internet. You know, the “Ron Paul 08″ on every single thread and site on the Internet. I can’t wait to see what he is “Liberating” us from.

Sincerely and respectfully,

Mr-Clark

Mr-Clark June 12, 2008 at 9:13 pm

[re=15019]Darehead[/re]: Darehead!

I missed you! It took until today to get back on here. I’ll be checking out your posts to catch up.

Sincerely and respectfully,

Mr-Clark

TGY June 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm

My guess it, the Campaign for Liberty will also stay flat. Flatter, even.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 9:43 pm

[re=15070]TGY[/re]: In just a few hours of having campaignforliberty.com up, we’ve gained 5,000 pledges.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=15019]Darehead[/re]: That pantspantspants guy was such a fucker. I’m so glad he’s gone.

glamourdammerung June 12, 2008 at 10:01 pm

[re=15044]Kludge[/re]: I notice you ignored my comment on his newsletter nonsense.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm

[re=15084]glamourdammerung[/re]: Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the ‘criminal justice system,’ I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal. — Printed In Ron Paul’s Newsletter (but not written by him)

Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5 percent of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market, individual liberty and the end of welfare and affirmative action. — Printed In Ron Paul’s Newsletter (but not written by him)

The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders’ political views were strongly informed by their religious beliefs. — Ron Paul

The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian yet religiously tolerant America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance. — Ron Paul

Through perverse court decisions and years of cultural indoctrination, the elitist, secular Left has managed to convince many in our nation that religion must be driven from public view. The justification is always that someone, somewhere, might possibly be offended or feel uncomfortable living in the midst of a largely Christian society, so all must yield to the fragile sensibilities of the few. The ultimate goal of the anti-religious elites is to transform America into a completely secular nation, a nation that is legally and culturally biased against Christianity. — Ron Paul

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm

[re=15090]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: But where did you cite any legislature reflecting this? Has Dr. Paul EVER legislated on what has been spun as his beliefs? No. Dr. Paul has been legislating on behalf of all individuals everywhere and in every situation.

Sabre_Justice June 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm

[re=15092]Kludge[/re]: What does Ron Paul legislate for black albino amputee homosexual transvestite alcoholic dolphins?

My friends are curious.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm

??? Why aren’t my comments posting?

Q June 12, 2008 at 10:22 pm

[re=14986]Kludge[/re]: Same difference. They are Ying & Yang and cannot exist without one another. OmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyGod.

Kludge June 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm

[re=15097]Sabre_Justice[/re]: Lower taxes resulting in less need for black albino amputee homosexual transvestite alcoholic dolphins as we will be able to have ample food sources. Producers produce only because they have incentive to.

Abolishing prohibitionist laws will also allow the alcoholic dolphin to purchase alcohol, a greater variety of alcohol, and at a much lower price, though I admit that may be to the detriment of the dolphin.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 10:31 pm

[re=15092]Kludge[/re]: The fucking guy voted has voted symbolic measures as unconstitutional. You would say this is a waste of tax-payer money You expect me to eat that horse-shit? It’s about character. He’s a politician. 2+2=5 (in Paulville). Why don’t you move there, by the way? Here you are.
In April of 1999, Congress held a vote on whether or not to award a Congressional Gold Medal to Rosa Parks. Congress was unanimously in favor of the award, with only one exception: Ron Paul. In order to justify his lone nay vote, Ron Paul delivered a speech, where he made the following arguments:

1. That the medal was tax-payer funded, and that we should look for alternative sources for funding.
2. That the medal was was unconstitutional
3. That the medal goes against the spirit of Rosa Parks.

Here’s a detailed voting record:
http://www.votesmart.org/voting_category.php?can_id=296

How many bills has he gotten out of committee????? Oh.
Good luck with the rEVOLution!!!!!!!!!!1!

masterdebater June 12, 2008 at 11:02 pm

[re=14986]Kludge[/re]: Ah, how refreshing. An ode to selfishness! Don’t worry, I’m sure this a trick of some kind. A false, low, disinformation campaign. No one whose philosophy is based on the glorification of self, could possibly abandon a crusade as noble as libertarianism. That would be…selfish.

Sour Cream and Oinon Pringles June 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm

I’m so confused.

FunkyPalmettoBug June 12, 2008 at 11:26 pm

[re=15106]Kludge[/re]: Then tell your buddha to stop putting in for millions for Shrimp research in his district. He’s the 4th worst purveyor of earmarks. Voting against it is hypocrisy considering that he puts them in bills that will pass.

shortsshortsshorts June 12, 2008 at 11:30 pm

[re=15136]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: So right. Worst ear-marker in Texas, and yet still hating government??? Huh.

Kludge June 13, 2008 at 12:03 am

He put forth what his district asked for to represent them. He presented them, argued against them and voted them down. Stop giving me MSM talking points and give me positions and platforms you disagree with. Pretend you don’t read Wonkette every day.

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 12:15 am

[re=15152]Kludge[/re]: Excellent argument. I’ll give you something equally as meaningful-

“douche.”

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 12:15 am

[re=15152]Kludge[/re]: Oh and that means that he’s not really an “innovator” right? Good> just wondering.

Good luck with Barr. You wish to elaborate on that one too?

FunkyPalmettoBug June 13, 2008 at 12:19 am

[re=15139]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Worst earmarker in Texas is like being called the biggest drunk in South Carolina lol.

[re=15152]Kludge[/re]: Horseshit. If he’s willing to vote against expanding investigations into hate crimes on the grounds that its wasteful spending(which would have cost about 1-2 million per year), he should have the spine to tell his constituents that he won’t put in for 11 million for wild shrimp farming research. Voting against it is him trying to have things both ways. He’s no different than any other politico, he’s just trying to pretend he’s Cato the Younger(even though many of his views go against what the founders wrote).

And I’ve been through what I disagree with here with some of your fellow retards. I have no desire to rehash your moronic political guru and his obviously failures to understand the basics about the world.

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 12:34 am

[re=15162]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I know I do this all the time- but
rEVOLution!!!!!!!!!1!

Kludge June 13, 2008 at 12:41 am

Do remember us when Rome burns to the ground, I will be leaving the country within the next couple years, this society is a joke, and a damn cruel one at that. You have spat on what was so graciously given by your ancestors. You follow satire news as though it’s real, unable to distinguish the difference. Your rhetoric is empty and your unity is detrimental only to yourselves. Shrug it off, give me your “don’t let the door hit you on the way out”s and your good riddances, but Jesus – at least research your ideologies and candidates more thoroughly, your countrymen deserve at least that.

I’m moving to Cyprus (Greek-side) by 2012 =), enjoy your ghetto.

Gopherit v2.0 June 13, 2008 at 1:08 am

[re=15172]Kludge[/re]: C-ya. Don’t come back.

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 1:36 am

[re=15172]Kludge[/re]: If by Greece you mean “Outside,” I wish you the best of luck.

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 3:15 am

We’re getting better at destroying the Paultard.

disgustedcitizen June 13, 2008 at 8:38 am

At 60 years old, I have a senior member myself, but I’ll be damned if I can get the thing to type.

TGY June 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

Bah, he wants to foist RP off on us and then move to Cyprus. It’s the political equivalent of lighting a flaming bag of poo on somebody’s doorstep and then running away.

capitol-hillbilly June 13, 2008 at 9:51 am

[re=15172]Kludge[/re]: my sister lived in Cyprus for years. did you know they have power outages all the time? that means you can’t watch “Ow, My Balls” on TV. just a word to the wise …

PissedOff June 13, 2008 at 10:13 am

You McLidiots and Obamaroids don’t have a clue. Read the constitution, you might learn something. Oh that might cut into your Wal-Mart or American Idol time, so never mind.

sham69 June 13, 2008 at 10:14 am

I was at a party last weekend and a Paultard would not STFU. He ended up getting his ass beat, if you call getting up in someone’s face and being dropped with one punch a fight. Paultards are wussies, and Ron Paul and his horde of pretentious, weak, lily-white blowhards don’t have what it takes to survive in the real world. As for that dork that is moving to Cyprus, the people there have a very low tolerance for pedantic American assholes, so enjoy getting constantly bitch-slapped over there, dumbass.

Darehead June 13, 2008 at 10:18 am

This just in: for the third time, Dr. Ron I-hate-democracy Paul did not quit after all.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-ronpaul13-2008jun13,0,2557142.story

Gopherit v2.0 June 13, 2008 at 11:09 am

[re=15172]Kludge[/re]: Quite a story. A Native American Cypriot Expat. You ought to write a book.

And I’d like to clarify something for your Paul-addled brain; We don’t “follow satire news as though it’s real”, we satirize real news to help stay sane. You know, humor? It’s something paultards would benefit from, if you weren’t all totally loony-toons already.

So enjoy your government-free Cypriot lifestyle. I suspect you’ll find it a little more difficult than your imagination has lead you to believe. I have not met a single paultard yet that truly understood that “freedom” of government means you work like a bitch to stay alive, and you ultimately die horribly and alone. It’s really easy to imagine yourself as a rugged individualist here in the US. Enjoy doing it in Cyprus. You’ll be back in your Mom’s basement inside 3 months.

Gopherit v2.0 June 13, 2008 at 11:15 am

[re=15286]PissedOff[/re]: Let me offer you a bit of advice I’ve given oh-so-many other Paultards who’ve come here to say (surprise!) exactly what you’ve said. A great philosopher named Calvin once anticipated the advent of the Paultards.
To quote the master:” Reading is easy when you don’t sweat comprehension.” Try thinking things through, instead of parroting the bullshit you hear from the rest of your paultard coven.

Darehead June 13, 2008 at 11:31 am

[re=15357]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: “Quite a story. A Native American Cypriot Expat. You ought to write a book.”
Forgot, “agnostic,” and not a troofer.

Yeah. And da dude would never come out and say shit like that unless he was really concerned that we take them for anything but the same ol’ same ol’ same ol’ stereotypes, the Wonkette and Paultard.

Darehead June 13, 2008 at 11:43 am

[re=15382]Darehead[/re]: wtf? this is weird but I didn’t write the last line of the above post.

shortsshortsshorts June 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm

[re=15286]PissedOff[/re]: I would respond to you, but like every Wonkette reader, I shop at Walmart and only watch American Idol (dumbass). I think your looking for——–>
Somewhere else. Go there now.

asgardshill June 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=15287]sham69[/re]: I have found that those who play butch tough guys on the Internet and bray the loudest about the asses they’ve allegedly kicked (or seen kicked) are invariably the same ones whose own non-virtual asses are most often in the crosshairs themselves. So c’mon, fess up – which Paultard beat you like a rented mule behind that rest stop bathroom? Were teabagging and swirlies somehow involved? And most importantly, did you persuade him to make you one of his MySpace friends so you could have a Happy Ending at least online? C’mon, you can tell us – we won’t laugh – much.

FunkyPalmettoBug June 13, 2008 at 1:34 pm

[re=15172]Kludge[/re]: Please renounce your citizenship on the way out hump. I don’t want you slinking back in when you figure out the Europe and the world aren’t remotely as “free” as we are.

PissedOff June 13, 2008 at 8:38 pm

Gopherit v2.0: So are you a McLidiot or an Obamaroid? Why don’t you enlighten me as to what your candidate is going to do and the plan to do it. Just what I thought, more political rhetoric from a dumb-ass.

shortsshortsshort – You just sound like a punk-assed bitch to me. I’ll bet you probably Wankedette to American Idol.

notthe600 June 14, 2008 at 7:01 am

Short die the Paultards!

zhubajie June 14, 2008 at 9:54 am

“Darehead: Seriously? Any pile of shit can get a PhD now? WTF?”

Sure; you buy them from the Universal Life Church! Wait for the 2-for-oneChurch!
sale!

shortsshortsshorts June 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm

[re=16252]PissedOff[/re]: Keep throwing punches in the air. I’m sure you’ll connect with something, maybe even, your wife, again. Paultard.

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